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Phone Tap: Mario Party · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's almost time for your prank call. And today we
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  Speaker 1: reach out to a guy who works for an entertainment
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  Speaker 1: company as a magician. Bye bye, and he does corporate
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  Speaker 1: events and kids parties, all sorts of stuff, but lately
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  Speaker 1: he hasn't been getting booked for a lot of things,
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  Speaker 1: and he mentioned to his brother he's worried about his gig,
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  Speaker 1: especially since the company just got sold. Oh oh no, Well,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to put him at ease when we call
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  Speaker 1: as the new management to let him know we actually
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  Speaker 1: have big plans for his future, just maybe not the
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  Speaker 1: ones that he expected. In your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: I'm working Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, hey Bernard, Yeah, this is him.
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  Speaker 1: Hey man, I'm from party company. My name's Phil, Phil
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  Speaker 1: my cup.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, hey, how's it going. How are you?
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  Speaker 1: Did you get the email?
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  Speaker 2: Said? Yeah, I did get the new email that you
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  Speaker 2: guys had bought the talent company and stuff, and I'm
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  Speaker 2: excited to see you know what kind of.
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  Speaker 3: Gigs I can get or what you guys come up with.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, good, you're talking a lot. I'm a little hungover,
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  Speaker 1: so you could just not do that so much. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but we wanted to reach out to all of our
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  Speaker 1: entertainers and just kind of figure out what the situation is.
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  Speaker 1: It says you do stilt work, No, I'm a magician.
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  Speaker 3: I've been doing like kids magic for a few years.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you don't do the magic on stilts.
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  Speaker 3: No, not per se, I mean I could learn.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what's the point. Stilts are kind of out
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  Speaker 1: at this point, So listen, we're gonna need to change that,
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  Speaker 1: diversify a little.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I just I don't think I quite understand exactly.
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  Speaker 1: There's not much of a demand for you know, the
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  Speaker 1: wand bs and the rabbits and hats crap, So we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to add a few more things to your toolkit.
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  Speaker 3: This is what I.
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  Speaker 2: Do, though, I mean, I'm really good, and I would
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  Speaker 2: say there's still like a big demand for kids parties.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah no, not really, not really, but like we want
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  Speaker 1: to book you more and get you more money, because
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  Speaker 1: I'm assuming that's what you want.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course I would like that too, great, So just.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe be a little bit more flexible. One of the
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  Speaker 1: things that's really popular right now with kids is video games.
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  Speaker 1: So can you do a Mario.
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  Speaker 3: Like? Do you want me to play video games as
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  Speaker 3: the kid? You want me to dress up as Mario?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, I want you to be Mario at like
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  Speaker 1: a kid's party.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm just like you want me to do
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  Speaker 3: something that's not what I do. I'm a magician. I
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  Speaker 3: do magic and stuffing.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, Bernard, this isn't that complicated. Give me a sample
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  Speaker 1: of what you would sound like as Mario. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to say that your job is on
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  Speaker 1: the line here, but we are your new employers, so
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  Speaker 1: could you at least try?
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  Speaker 3: I could always try. Yeah, sure, Like here, Hey, it's
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  Speaker 3: a me Mario. You know, I don't understand.
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  Speaker 1: That's not even close.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I told you I was a magician. Dude,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, but you expect At this point.
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  Speaker 1: I think it needs to sound a little bit more
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  Speaker 1: like it's a me Mario.
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  Speaker 3: It's me Mario like that.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's just getting really frustrated.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, look, if you can't do Mario, what about
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  Speaker 1: try Luigi? Then eas easier. It's to me Luigi. Let's
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  Speaker 1: do it. Some of the shrooms.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think their parents want me talking about
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  Speaker 2: shrooms with their kids.
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  Speaker 1: As long as the kids are happy, the parents don't care.
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  Speaker 2: This is wild.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm now I'm sensing an attitude.
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  Speaker 3: An attitude, and it's not an attitude. I just I
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  Speaker 3: can't do Mario or Luigi.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, is there really like anything else that I
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  Speaker 2: could do. I need the money, I need to work,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm willing to learn.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm sorry, I'm not good at the boys.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not not good. It's terrible.
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  Speaker 3: He keeps saying that that's not really helping my confidence.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you kind of just called me and we're like,
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  Speaker 3: do a Mario.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm sorry, but it's the true it's not a
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  Speaker 1: therapy session. So let me look at what we have. God, oh,
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  Speaker 1: all right, so we do have a booking at a
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  Speaker 1: senior home asking for an Elmo.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta be kidding me. I'm not let me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the seniors love Almo, like, oh, it's time to
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  Speaker 1: take our tills.
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  Speaker 2: Yay, yay, It's time to take our tills.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that literally sounded like big bird on Fetanohl.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, that's ridiculous. I'm trying, man.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, this is exactly what your brother Eric warned
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  Speaker 1: me about that you weren't very talented, So I guess
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  Speaker 1: he was right. Wait who your brother? Yeah, I spoke
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  Speaker 1: to Eric about this when he wanted us to do
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  Speaker 1: this prank call on you. Absolutely. Yeah. He says you
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  Speaker 1: have no ability to do any voices or laugh at
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  Speaker 1: prank phone calls.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, are you serious?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Because I was getting mad, like, oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: I was like, how am I getting fired from something
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  Speaker 2: I'm not even getting hours at, Like what is happening?
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  Speaker 1: Your brother told us that your company just got under
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  Speaker 1: new management, so they're making some changes. He thought it'd
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  Speaker 1: be a good chance to mess with you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my adrenaline's like through the roof.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that's good. Can you say that same thing
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  Speaker 1: just in an Elmo voice?
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  Speaker 2: Here, my adrenaline's through the room.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, don't even
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  Speaker 1: Broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties,