Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Found Your Credit Card And Got A McCrispy
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- 0:16Speaker 2: We call a woman who lost her credit card recently.
- 0:19Speaker 2: I feel that it's been a couple of days and
- 0:21Speaker 2: she's been hesitant to cancel it because all of her
- 0:24Speaker 2: accounts are tied to it, so she's just hoping it's
- 0:27Speaker 2: misplaced somewhere in her apartment.
- 0:29Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 0:29Speaker 1: It's been for over a month.
- 0:32Speaker 4: I know that I haven't seen any weird and you
- 0:36Speaker 4: still haven't canceled it. No, because I have everything tied
- 0:38Speaker 4: to it. It's such a pain.
- 0:41Speaker 2: This is why we call her to save the day,
- 0:45Speaker 2: kind of because we tell her we found her credit card,
- 0:49Speaker 2: but we also had to make sure it still works.
- 0:52Speaker 4: It's your phone tab right now.
- 0:54Speaker 3: Another Hey, Audrey, my name is Ray ray Dio.
- 1:06Speaker 5: And were you your apartment manager gave me your number
- 1:09Speaker 5: because I think I found your credit card.
- 1:12Speaker 1: You did well, it's serious.
- 1:15Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a blue visa signature with the name Audrey
- 1:18Speaker 5: around it.
- 1:18Speaker 3: Is that you, Yes, it is. Oh my god, oh
- 1:22Speaker 3: good Oh my god.
- 1:23Speaker 4: Oh thank goodness.
- 1:25Speaker 5: So it was on the first floor of the apartment complex,
- 1:27Speaker 5: right next to the elevators.
- 1:28Speaker 3: It was I can not believe you found it.
- 1:29Speaker 2: It must have like fallen out of my wallet.
- 1:31Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you so much.
- 1:33Speaker 5: I saw it the exact same time. This homeless guy
- 1:36Speaker 5: did too, so I had to wrestle him for it
- 1:38Speaker 5: real quick.
- 1:38Speaker 3: But we got it, okay. Oh my god.
- 1:42Speaker 2: I have no idea because I was just like, you know,
- 1:45Speaker 2: I have all my auto pay stuff on that card.
- 1:47Speaker 4: She had no idea what was coming either.
- 1:49Speaker 5: He didn't know I was going to tackle him and
- 1:51Speaker 5: wrestle him and put him in a headlock.
- 1:52Speaker 4: And wow, I bet, I bet you're pretty grateful that
- 1:56Speaker 4: I did all that for you.
- 1:58Speaker 2: I am so yeah, thank you so much.
- 2:01Speaker 4: Of course.
- 2:02Speaker 5: No, So I'm actually not at the apartment right now.
- 2:04Speaker 5: I'm at McDonald's. Do you want me to pick you
- 2:06Speaker 5: up a McChicken, a mccrispy. I'm not sure what they
- 2:10Speaker 5: call it anymore. I haven't been in a while.
- 2:11Speaker 4: I try to treat myself well.
- 2:13Speaker 2: No, I mean, I don't, are you sure?
- 2:15Speaker 4: Wait a minute.
- 2:16Speaker 5: You can customize it on the app now, so you
- 2:17Speaker 5: can add bacon, or you can do no mayo.
- 2:19Speaker 4: It's really easy right now. Wait a second, So were
- 2:22Speaker 4: you saying that you bought lunch with your credit card?
- 2:25Speaker 2: Right?
- 2:25Speaker 4: No, I'm using yours of course.
- 2:27Speaker 2: Wait no, no, that's not okay.
- 2:30Speaker 4: I mean I.
- 2:31Speaker 5: Figured I did you a good deed for you. I
- 2:33Speaker 5: know that you probably would want to reward me, and
- 2:34Speaker 5: I was hungry, so I just you know, come on, seriously,
- 2:38Speaker 5: all that.
- 2:38Speaker 4: Wrestling gave me the numb numbs got a little hungies.
- 2:42Speaker 5: I'm happy to give you a reward, but you can't
- 2:44Speaker 5: use my credit card. Understandable, but I mean, listen, it
- 2:47Speaker 5: could either be me using your credit card or some
- 2:49Speaker 5: random homeless guy using a credit card.
- 2:51Speaker 4: I figured i'd be the safer one with it. Well
- 2:53Speaker 4: obviously not because you're using it.
- 2:55Speaker 2: Just what I hadn't used my credit card without my permission?
- 2:58Speaker 5: Well I told you, ye, just bought with it.
- 3:03Speaker 4: Okay, you see him upset. I did not expect this.
- 3:07Speaker 5: I thought you'd be very grateful and a lot more
- 3:09Speaker 5: happy about this. I can return to lunch, do you
- 3:12Speaker 5: know do they let you return French fries?
- 3:14Speaker 4: No, you to return them? Just forget it, like keep
- 3:17Speaker 4: the food. I just want my credit Oh Jack, the
- 3:20Speaker 4: food and the gift basket, and then that's it.
- 3:22Speaker 3: I think, Come.
- 3:24Speaker 4: On, dude, what are you even talking about.
- 3:26Speaker 5: It's not for me, It's for our apartment manager. She's
- 3:29Speaker 5: the one who gave me your numbers so I could
- 3:30Speaker 5: get in touch with you. It wasn't for her, you
- 3:32Speaker 5: wouldn't be on the phone.
- 3:34Speaker 4: Credit card get Well, yeah, you think where are you
- 3:39Speaker 4: the apartment?
- 3:40Speaker 2: I meet you somewhere.
- 3:42Speaker 5: I have like seven fries left. I'm gonna leave McDonald's,
- 3:44Speaker 5: Oh my god. And then I'm gonna go.
- 3:46Speaker 4: Shoot. I got to return the bottle of wine for Janis.
- 3:48Speaker 4: Now what I didn't think of that? Well, she's a
- 3:52Speaker 4: friend of mine.
- 3:52Speaker 5: I was meeting the day that you lost your cards,
- 3:54Speaker 5: So if she wasn't waiting for me downstairs, that's actually
- 3:57Speaker 5: why I went downstairs in the first place with you.
- 4:00Speaker 5: I never would have found your card if Janis didn't
- 4:02Speaker 5: want to meet up for lunch.
- 4:03Speaker 1: So wait, you're going to just reward every single person
- 4:06Speaker 1: who was involved in this process of just you hap
- 4:08Speaker 1: finding my card.
- 4:10Speaker 4: Well, I'm a nice person.
- 4:11Speaker 5: I like to do nice things, you know, spread love
- 4:14Speaker 5: and positivity in the world.
- 4:15Speaker 3: Now, well my credit card.
- 4:18Speaker 4: You're not spending a dime putting your own money, You're
- 4:20Speaker 4: spending my money.
- 4:22Speaker 5: I did also forget that your roommate Kasha told me
- 4:24Speaker 5: to high five you at the end of the prank
- 4:26Speaker 5: phone call.
- 4:26Speaker 4: Do I need to return that as well?
- 4:28Speaker 5: Or should I just charge out to the credit card
- 4:29Speaker 5: while I have it?
- 4:30Speaker 4: Are you?
- 4:31Speaker 3: Are you serious right now?
- 4:32Speaker 4: Yeah? High five? Give it to me. Get your hand out.
- 4:36Speaker 5: This is no this is jose Oh you mean who
- 4:40Speaker 5: set you up?
- 4:41Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 4:41Speaker 4: It was Kesha.
- 4:42Speaker 5: Because this is actually Halisey from the show Brick and
- 4:45Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a prank phone call
- 4:47Speaker 5: on you. Yes, it's a phone take card or not. Well,
- 4:54Speaker 5: I don't have it, but good news, Kasha has it
- 4:57Speaker 5: for real.
- 4:58Speaker 3: She does.
- 4:59Speaker 5: She actually found it under the couch and immediately emailed
- 5:02Speaker 5: us right away.
- 5:06Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 5:07Speaker 5: I'm just happy for my apartment complex manager, myself, Janie,
- 5:11Speaker 5: the homeless guy.
- 5:12Speaker 3: I mean, we all got something the homeless guy something.
- 5:16Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no cash advance?
- 5:18Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, wake up.
- 5:22Speaker 1: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
- 5:26Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,