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RHORI Season 1 Episode 5: Schooner or Later (We Were Right About Brian)

Housewives, Goss & Glitter – Season 1 Episode 5: Schooner or Later (We Were Right About Brian)

Grab your Wheat Thins and a glass of champagne, because this week on the boat that may or may not be pronounced "schooner," EVERYTHING fell apart.

We're recapping Real Housewives of Rhode Island Episode 5, and buckle up because: Kelsey finally snaps on Rosie over an Instagram post that has somehow become a federal crime. Brian removes his wedding ring, blames his mom's hospitalization, shows up to a polo match, and somehow still manages to make it worse. Rulla insists a damning text conversation is…

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