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Phone Tap: New Login, Who Dis? · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight day. All right, it's
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  Speaker 1: time for a phone tap. And one of the biggest
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  Speaker 1: headaches that we have to deal with, at least at
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  Speaker 1: our jobs is our spotty email system. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: we have three websites we have to log It's like
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  Speaker 1: for our communication company, you would think, right, because sometimes
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  Speaker 1: it works and sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes you can log
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  Speaker 1: in from home, sometimes you can't. You wouldn't think it'd
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  Speaker 1: be this hard for a company nowadays to figure out
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  Speaker 1: how to make this easy on their employees. And that's
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  Speaker 1: why our job was to make it even harder, at
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  Speaker 1: least for this guy that just had his company bought out.
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  Speaker 1: And Brooke is the perfect one to confuse him on
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  Speaker 1: your brand new phone tap right now, it's another tap
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties. Hello, Hi is this Jonah? Oh? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it is hi Jonah. My name is Abby. I'm with
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  Speaker 1: a new management team that just acquired the company you
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  Speaker 1: work for. Oh, hi, Abby, how are you. I'm doing great.
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  Speaker 1: Nice to meet you. Yeah, thank you too. Yeah. So,
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  Speaker 1: I know things must be a little crazy on your
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  Speaker 1: end with all the changes happening since the reorg, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm reaching out to give you a little guidance on
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  Speaker 1: what to expect. Yeah. No, that sounds great. I'm looking
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  Speaker 1: forward to start and work with you guys. I'm guessing
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  Speaker 1: your team probably has a lot of questions, and I
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  Speaker 1: will be calling everyone individually, but just let you know
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  Speaker 1: that you're going to be getting a new email, new
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  Speaker 1: payroll system. Okay, that's fine, okay, And I want to
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  Speaker 1: just go over how that works with you. So do
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  Speaker 1: you have a pen and paper? Yeah? Give me just
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  Speaker 1: one second, okay, yeah, go ahead. All right. So, first
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  Speaker 1: thing in the morning, between eight am and eight fifteen,
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  Speaker 1: you're just gonna log onto the app crab top crap
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  Speaker 1: cop No, that's funny though, No crab top with a
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  Speaker 1: B oh sorry, Yeah, okay, got it. Then you'll need
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  Speaker 1: to verify your ID with your skullpins, log in with
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  Speaker 1: my I'm sorry, which which log in is that? The
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  Speaker 1: skull pins, and then once that happens, you'll be able
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  Speaker 1: to access your email via paper notice. Um, am I
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  Speaker 1: going to be like sent like how to access all
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  Speaker 1: of these things. That's why we're going over it right now.
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  Speaker 1: You're writing this all down right, yeah, yeah, yeah, but like,
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  Speaker 1: is there going to be a link to sent like
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  Speaker 1: how to download some of these programs that you're talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Just answered that question. No, okay, we're making it a
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  Speaker 1: personal phone call. Got a lot of people to get
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  Speaker 1: through here. Okay. So now now you got the paper noticing, right,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I wrote that down. But is that, um,
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  Speaker 1: is that like another another app? No, it's a paper
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  Speaker 1: notice which links to our message says rap okay, and
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  Speaker 1: then he'll text you a fourteen digit code to your
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  Speaker 1: new my code's account. Wow. This is um Yeah, this
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  Speaker 1: is a This is a huge change from what we
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  Speaker 1: were doing before. So are you complaining because I can
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  Speaker 1: write that down if you want. No, No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not it's not I'm not complaining. I'm just saying
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  Speaker 1: like it just it feels like this is a lot
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  Speaker 1: of a lot of steps for I mean getting into
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  Speaker 1: things like email Like this sounds like I'm gonna be
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  Speaker 1: there for like a half hour at work before I
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  Speaker 1: could even get into my email. I looked at your
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  Speaker 1: file and it didn't say you were a whiner. What
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  Speaker 1: are you? Okay, Okay, I'm not. I'm not trying to
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  Speaker 1: make an issue. I just it's and other people are
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  Speaker 1: understood this, like they got what you're talking about. It's
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  Speaker 1: pretty simple, you know. You log into crab top, confirm
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  Speaker 1: your skullpins log and access your email via paper notice
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  Speaker 1: for our message, says REP, and they'll text you the
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  Speaker 1: fourteen digit code to your my code's account and then
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  Speaker 1: you're almost ready to start your day after all. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess, I guess I'll take your word
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  Speaker 1: for it. I just say, it feels like it's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of work for us for something that's really simple.
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  Speaker 1: Going forward, system security is going to be our top priority. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and totally I understand, But I mean it puts a
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  Speaker 1: lot on us. Have you worked with a computer before,
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  Speaker 1: you just want to make sure you're not a bottle,
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  Speaker 1: because if you do everything before that I just said,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you just won't get in if you don't
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  Speaker 1: do this last thing first. Wait, okay, so this is
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  Speaker 1: something I have to do before any of the other
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  Speaker 1: stuff that you just told me, Yeah, of course, we
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  Speaker 1: want you to do the first thing last and the
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  Speaker 1: last thing first. Okay, I can already see this isn't
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  Speaker 1: going to go well. Do you want my seven year
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  Speaker 1: old to come over and help you? I mean, are
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  Speaker 1: you just trying to find someone a little bit more
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  Speaker 1: tech savvy? Look, I'm sorry, I mean, I I don't
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to challenge or being a jerk, but like
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  Speaker 1: it feels like you're being kind of rude to me here, Like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it feels like you're like calling me out, and like,
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  Speaker 1: I just I don't. I don't feel like I deserve that.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, maybe you don't deserve to work here at
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  Speaker 1: this company. At least that's what Angie thinks. Who's Who's Angie?
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  Speaker 1: Angie is your coworker who set you up for this
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call? Oh my god? This is actually brought
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  Speaker 1: from the radio show Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. You've gotta be kidding me. Holy,
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea who your new company is. I
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  Speaker 1: don't don't know anything about, oh my god anything when
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  Speaker 1: it comes to business, Like, were some of the things
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  Speaker 1: that you were naming, Like some of the apps. The
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  Speaker 1: new things are so weirdly named now, like it may
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  Speaker 1: it sounded real, but I was like, what like crap
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  Speaker 1: crap top or just remember to do the first thing
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  Speaker 1: last and the last thing first, and then you should
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  Speaker 1: be said yeah, no, yeah, that sounds easier. First week,
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  Speaker 1: up every morning with phone taps, weekday mornings on the
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  Speaker 1: twenties Broke and Jeffrey in the morning