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Phone Tap: French Flu · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Today, a pharmacist wanted us to prank her coworker, And
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  Speaker 1: according to her email, this woman is a little uptight
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  Speaker 1: and work's been crazy lately where she's had to do
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  Speaker 1: multiple double shifts and overtime.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, she just put.
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  Speaker 1: Out with a lot of unreasonable customers. So she might
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  Speaker 1: already be at her limit by the time Jose calls.
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  Speaker 1: If not, he's going to attempt to push her over
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  Speaker 1: the edge in your phone. Tap right now, another twenty.
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  Speaker 2: Pharmacy.
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  Speaker 3: This is patrese Hi.
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  Speaker 2: I need help finding a medication.
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  Speaker 4: Please, okay? Sure?
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  Speaker 3: Can I get your name and birthday?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? My name is Alex Reeser Research.
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  Speaker 3: Can you spell that please?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? R ee s as in sam.
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  Speaker 3: E r e R Okay, got it. How's your day
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  Speaker 3: going so far?
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  Speaker 2: Well, could be you know, a little bete, but I'm
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  Speaker 2: sure you hear that all the time. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, can I get your birthday place?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Sure? April twelfth, nineteen eighty six.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, let's see.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 2: I may not be in your system.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think I've ever been to your pharmacy.
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  Speaker 3: Uh huh, yeah, because the name and the birthday, don't
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  Speaker 3: I don't have anybody with that birthday with that name.
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  Speaker 4: H see, I figured, well they told me to call
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  Speaker 4: you guys.
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  Speaker 2: I just got out of a hospital. Oh yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: did a bunch of blood tests.
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  Speaker 4: I was feeling awful for a few days and it
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  Speaker 4: came back positive for the French flu. Flu. So they said,
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  Speaker 4: you got to go to a pharmacy and they can
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  Speaker 4: help you.
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  Speaker 2: You're the closest to me. I've never heard of that.
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  Speaker 3: So you know for me to help you, I need
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  Speaker 3: a prescription.
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  Speaker 4: Well hold, the doctor said it wasn't too bad, but
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  Speaker 4: then I had to get an opinion from a second doc,
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  Speaker 4: d R and zat doc Daar was not sure what
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  Speaker 4: they prescribed to me.
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  Speaker 2: So can you hear it? It's happening in my voice.
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  Speaker 3: No, I hear an accent. But how how am I
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  Speaker 3: supposed to help you?
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  Speaker 2: I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I don't understand that.
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  Speaker 2: I do not know that is your job. It is
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  Speaker 2: in voluntarity. Is a French flu?
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  Speaker 3: Said, Why you're telling me you got diagnosed with something
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  Speaker 3: called the French flu and now you're putting on a
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  Speaker 3: French accent?
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  Speaker 4: Mademoiselle, are you suggestings that I am making this up?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not suggesting anything. If you want help from us.
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  Speaker 3: You're gonna have to give me your doctor, your hospital.
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  Speaker 3: I can call it into them if you want, or
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  Speaker 3: have them call it into me. But that's what we
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  Speaker 3: have to do.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay.
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  Speaker 4: I went to Prince Hospital and doctor Augustus to the exam.
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  Speaker 2: He's a viral pathogen specialist.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well, now your voice is normal.
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  Speaker 2: See that's what I'm saying. Like it could get bettel,
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  Speaker 2: it could get much wild. It is up, it is down.
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  Speaker 2: One day, I'm eating on the ambigail. Now I am
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  Speaker 2: eating at frog legs.
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  Speaker 4: Mom.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not just stop.
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  Speaker 3: I have a lot of prescriptions to fill. I'm very
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  Speaker 3: busy here in this pharmacy. My coworker has a day off.
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  Speaker 3: I have to handle a lot here, so I I
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  Speaker 3: have to go.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, No, I am not in the mood. I am
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  Speaker 2: not trying to mess with you at all.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to keep you on the phone longer
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  Speaker 4: than you should, because this is like a nightmail for me.
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  Speaker 2: I am smoking cigarettes every day.
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  Speaker 4: Looking at me for bets online, and I hate it.
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  Speaker 4: It is.
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  Speaker 2: I do not want to be like this.
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  Speaker 3: I don't believe you.
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  Speaker 2: Really, you think I'm making this up?
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  Speaker 3: Well, you want me to believe that a real doctor
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  Speaker 3: diagnosed you with the French flu that makes you go
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  Speaker 3: in and out of a French accident.
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  Speaker 4: You really want me to believe.
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  Speaker 2: That they tested me. I do not know what do
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  Speaker 2: you want me to tell you?
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  Speaker 3: It sounds cartoonish, It doesn't even sound real.
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  Speaker 2: I am telling you this is a real thing.
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  Speaker 4: My brother even caught it too, so you can't act
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  Speaker 4: like I'm lying.
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  Speaker 2: I am in agony. See did you hear him? He's
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  Speaker 2: my brother.
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  Speaker 3: So now you have a partner doing this.
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  Speaker 2: It's contagious. He got it for me.
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  Speaker 4: You're a pharmacist.
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  Speaker 2: You should know how I'm lend me.
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  Speaker 3: Don't care, this is made up. I'm hanging up now,
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  Speaker 3: and please don't call back.
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  Speaker 4: Oh I could tell that you are the only smart
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  Speaker 4: America and you knows the whole time.
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  Speaker 2: This is a phone call said too long.
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  Speaker 4: With Yes, she said, she feels like everyone's getting the
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  Speaker 4: flu right now, even her, But not the French flu.
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  Speaker 3: Not the bad accent French flu either.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, you know it sounds fun.
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  Speaker 4: I know you want to do the accent deep down
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  Speaker 4: to get it out of your system.
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  Speaker 2: Come out you you got me beat.
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  Speaker 3: There's no way I could measure up.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta go. Okay, just say the word hamburger for me.
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  Speaker 2: She's got the flu.
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  Speaker 4: Wake up every morning was foone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 4: the twenties, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,