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Phone Tap: Pest Control Flies Only · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap, and today we call a guy
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  Speaker 1: who's had a major problem with a big, giant, disgusting
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  Speaker 1: rat in his house. He's seen it on his kitchen
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  Speaker 1: table at night. Oh no, it's run through his living
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  Speaker 1: room and then squeezes through a crack in the wall
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  Speaker 1: and he can't figure out how to get rid of it.
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  Speaker 1: So while he's at work, he's called an exterminator to
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  Speaker 1: take care of it for him. The only thing he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't know is that the person posing as a pest
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  Speaker 1: control expert is really our own Jose Bolognios. And if
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  Speaker 1: I know Jose, he always gets the job done. Well.
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  Speaker 1: I don't mess with rats either. Well we'll see how
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  Speaker 1: this goes in your brand new phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 1: The twenties. Hello, Hey, this is Joel calling from Exterminators.
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking to speak with Mike please. Yeah, Hey, what's up.
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  Speaker 1: This is Mike. Hey, hey, I just want to give
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  Speaker 1: you a call. Let you know I just left her place. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I I don't think you gotta worry about anything anymore.
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  Speaker 1: You're all good to go, brother, dude. Thanks so much
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  Speaker 1: of great news. Yeah, believe me, you were right man.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, my boss gave me the notes. And wow,
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  Speaker 1: you had a vicious little guy who did not want
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  Speaker 1: to leave. I'll tell you that. Okay, so you experienced
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  Speaker 1: it too, then you know exactly what I was dealing with.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and it took me a while, like, way
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  Speaker 1: longer than I expected. We had a quite the battle, brother,
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  Speaker 1: You catch my breath. You fought it. Oh it's more
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  Speaker 1: than a fight, man, that was That was all out war.
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  Speaker 1: Are you kidding? I rarely do this, but I even
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  Speaker 1: went back out to my van and I had to
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  Speaker 1: pull out my bag of tricks, man, just to get
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  Speaker 1: the job done, you know, literally pull out the big guns.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa dude, I really wish I could have seen that.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy. I've been doing this almost eleven years now, brother,
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  Speaker 1: and this is the story that I will tell Like
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  Speaker 1: when people say what's the craziest, this is the craziest.
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  Speaker 1: So you guys, I mean you got the rat, right,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, like, what do you guys do with you transported?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what's the situation of that? What are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about? Did you say rat? Wait? What I'm I
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  Speaker 1: had a rat problem? You got the rat? I'm thinking right?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, oh, they're gonna take it somewhere. Wait a minute,
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  Speaker 1: you have a rat problem? Yeah, dude, I have that.
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  Speaker 1: You battled a rat like you battled it. I was
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  Speaker 1: talking about the housefly that you have its huge Look, dude,
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  Speaker 1: stop sting around. Man, this isn't a joke. Like I
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  Speaker 1: paid top dollar to get a rat out of the house.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you battle the fly? That was not a housefly? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that was like a small bird. That could have been
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  Speaker 1: like a B fifty two, that could have been a
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  Speaker 1: little airplane. You had a drone in your in the
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  Speaker 1: corner of your living room. Bro, that thing You sound
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  Speaker 1: like a fucking kuk man. You're a pest control person.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? The flies? Dude? I hired
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  Speaker 1: a rat survey. I don't do rats. Bro. Those things
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  Speaker 1: freak me out. Are you kidding? They're beating a little
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  Speaker 1: red eyes? No, I'm all right, Hey, look, man, you're
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  Speaker 1: a pest control person who's scared of rats. Dude, get
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  Speaker 1: a new profession. Look, you called us to handle a
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  Speaker 1: pest problem. I came in and I saw the most
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  Speaker 1: ferocious past I've ever dealt with. All right, dot of ferocious. No, no, no, this,
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe this. I can't keep doing it. Well, look, man,
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  Speaker 1: I have some bad news. You're probably not gonna want
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  Speaker 1: to hear it. I couldn't locate the rest of the
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  Speaker 1: nest either, all right, So the fly may have laid
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  Speaker 1: eggs somewhere in the house, and that was calling the
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  Speaker 1: warning you. Oh well, if you're not scared, then fine,
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  Speaker 1: you go fight him yourself. All right. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: lunch right now. When I come back, you're not stepping
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  Speaker 1: in my house again, all right. I've still got the
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  Speaker 1: rat problem, sir. Where the is the supervisor? Where's the supervisor? Dude?
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  Speaker 1: You're you're just done, sir. I'm not stepping back into
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  Speaker 1: your place because you still are going to owe us money.
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  Speaker 1: You still haven't paid your hundred forty two dollars. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not page yo. I asked for rats to get out
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  Speaker 1: of my house. You're over here China battle flies. I
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  Speaker 1: asked for a supervisor. My boy, Well get the supervisor. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Well you don't seem very thankful, but I will get
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  Speaker 1: my personal supervisor. Am I going to be thankful for?
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  Speaker 1: I destroyed the fly of a lifetime and you're over
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  Speaker 1: here complaining? So you know what, let me get my supervisor.
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  Speaker 1: Dominic on the phone. You two are best friends. Apparently
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  Speaker 1: he told me to handle this. So what what do
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  Speaker 1: you Dominic? Yeah, he's the one who set you up
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  Speaker 1: for this prank phone call? Bro? Oh man, what is
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  Speaker 1: wrong with you? Guys? Yeah, dude, I'm so sorry. My
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  Speaker 1: name's Pose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. Bro.
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  Speaker 1: I was like the flies, pest control. This can't be real.
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  Speaker 1: This is that's crazy. No, dude, it's all your best
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  Speaker 1: friend Dominic. Man, he set you up. It was actually
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  Speaker 1: his idea with the rat and the fly man, like
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  Speaker 1: you wanted us to play a joke on you. So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean I actually really have a rout in my house,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like that's that's what he told us. Also,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't tell you this, but if you have any
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  Speaker 1: butterfly problems in your yard. I handle those two, oh God,
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  Speaker 1: and they take an extra long time if I mean
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  Speaker 1: the caterpillars preferably, so you just do all the little insects. Huh. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: they got a lot of spirit in them all right.
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