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Phone Tap PODCAST: Free Ferret · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with DUI
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  Speaker 1: it's no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred dy Away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,
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  Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d uy Away.
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  Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Chubules phone taps one eight hundred day
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  Speaker 1: a Jubila on the twenties, tell me I'm moving five. Hello? Hi,
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  Speaker 1: is this Leonard? Yes? It is hey Leonard. How are you?
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  Speaker 1: My name is Seth McElroy. I work for I'm doing good.
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  Speaker 1: How are you today? I'm okay, listen. I'm just calling
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  Speaker 1: you because as a token of our appreciation for being
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  Speaker 1: a member of over ten years, we wanted to send
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  Speaker 1: out a free gift to you. That's very nice of you.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. I just need your permission and we'll go
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  Speaker 1: ahead and send it out. Is it okay to send
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  Speaker 1: out the free gift? Yes? What is it? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Hold on? Let me let me just press send to
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  Speaker 1: make sure this work order goes through one second. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Your new buddy Luke is on his way. Thanks again
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  Speaker 1: for all of your business school. What's Luke? Oh? Luke
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  Speaker 1: is a domestic ferret. He'll make a great house pet.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna love him. You're sending me a ferret as
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  Speaker 1: a freak gift. I am, you're welcome. No, no, don't
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  Speaker 1: say you're welcome, because I didn't say thank you. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't want a ferret as a freak gift. But sir,
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  Speaker 1: you accepted the gift, and you sounded rather excited about it.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't excited about it to start, but the best
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  Speaker 1: before I knew it was a ferry. I know you're
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  Speaker 1: saying that now, sir, but once you get this little
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  Speaker 1: guy in the mail, he's gonna steal your heart and
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  Speaker 1: you were gonna love him. What kind of company sends
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  Speaker 1: ferrets to people? I don't want to ferry. Okay, sir,
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  Speaker 1: you sound upset, but this is just a gift to
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  Speaker 1: say thank you for your membership for so many years.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand why you're you're getting anged. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want a ferret. Cancel my daughter, Sir, I don't think
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  Speaker 1: you're seeing the benefits of this. You can actually make
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  Speaker 1: a lot of money breeding these things. I mean, think
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  Speaker 1: about it that way, saying, I don't know how more
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  Speaker 1: clear I can beat. Don't send any ferrets to my house.
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  Speaker 1: I can't stop the order, sir. I just put it in,
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  Speaker 1: so the ferret is going to be delivered. Get the
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  Speaker 1: supervisor on the phone right now. Here's another fun fact
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  Speaker 1: about ferrets. Did you know that approximately fifty five percent
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  Speaker 1: of all domestic ferrets have triangular heads. I don't care
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  Speaker 1: about any fun facts. Okay, don't send any ferrets to
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  Speaker 1: my house. You've seen these things, sir. They are super
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  Speaker 1: cute and they're a good time. Do you have kids.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like ferrets. I don't want them. Those things
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  Speaker 1: are disgusting. They're like rats with long tails. Do you
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  Speaker 1: have kids. That's none of your business. Okay, it has
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  Speaker 1: nothing to do with this order. Imagine the look on
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  Speaker 1: their faces when you get your ferret in the mail
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  Speaker 1: and you show it to them. About the look on
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  Speaker 1: their faces because they're not gonna see it. Don't send
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  Speaker 1: it to me. One more fun fact about ferrets. Before
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  Speaker 1: I let you go, did you know they're low and long?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't care about any fun facts. Another fun fact
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  Speaker 1: about ferrets. Don't let their small size fool you. They're
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  Speaker 1: much stronger than they appear, so get the supervirus could
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  Speaker 1: possibly bite your face off if you're not careful. He's
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  Speaker 1: not gonna fight my face because I'm not gonna get it.
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  Speaker 1: What is going on? This is a phone tap, That's
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  Speaker 1: what's going on. What do you mean a phone This
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  Speaker 1: is actually jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. Your brother James set you up? What do
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  Speaker 1: you mean he set me up? I still want to
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  Speaker 1: speak to your supervirus outrageous. I've never had anything like
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  Speaker 1: this happened before, so I would a man to speak
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  Speaker 1: to somebody immediately. It's you know what I'm saying. It's
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  Speaker 1: a joke, man, It's a prank phone call. There there's
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  Speaker 1: nobody sending you a ferret. I don't care what kind
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  Speaker 1: of joke this is. Don't call my house anymore. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want any more offers like this. Don't let it
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  Speaker 1: happen again, Okay with Jane? Okay, Sarah, Well, I will
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  Speaker 1: stop the ferret order and let you go about your day.
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  Speaker 1: Then cancel the order. Don't call my ill never again.
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  Speaker 1: You got it. There's no ferret coming. I will not
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  Speaker 1: call you again. Just tell your brother James high for me. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: never again, James, don't call me again,