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Phone Tap: Timid Ben Has Your Pills · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Y away Today.
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  Speaker 3: It's the return of timid Benjamin, and this time he
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  Speaker 3: works at a pharmacy and he's helping a wife prank
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  Speaker 3: her husband because he keeps forgetting to go pick up
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  Speaker 3: his medication. Yes, screw him, right Brook?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and yes, I don't know what.
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  Speaker 2: Something.
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  Speaker 3: And even though Benjamin is timid, that doesn't mean he
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  Speaker 3: takes people's crap. Big ben is in charge and he
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  Speaker 3: is going to prove it in your phone tap right now?
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  Speaker 2: Another Hello?
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  Speaker 4: Hi? Is this Mark?
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  Speaker 2: Uh? Hi? Who's calling place?
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  Speaker 4: I'm calling from pharmacy. My name is Benjamin.
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  Speaker 1: Hi.
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  Speaker 4: Let's according to our records, we have texted you multiple
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  Speaker 4: times in the last month to pick up your prescription,
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  Speaker 4: but you never did.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, no, I know that. Yeah, thank you. I
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  Speaker 2: am just.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, I'm leading this this phone conversation. You need to
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  Speaker 4: come and get your your pills.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah no, quiet. It's been like a busy time or
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  Speaker 2: can I just haven't had time yet, but I appreciate
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  Speaker 2: the phone call.
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  Speaker 4: Be quiet? Be quiet? There? What you should shut your mouth?
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  Speaker 2: What did you say?
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  Speaker 4: I said you need to come get your medication?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, but you can't talk to me like that.
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  Speaker 4: I can. I'm the pharmacist. I can talk however I want.
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  Speaker 4: Do you not like taking pills? What did you know?
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  Speaker 4: Giraffes don't like taking pills either. That's why the zoo
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  Speaker 4: keepers have to put them into their rear ends.
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  Speaker 2: What what? What? What happened?
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  Speaker 4: Is that what you want me to do for you?
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  Speaker 2: What did you say? Your name was?
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  Speaker 4: I'm Benjamin. Even though that medication says it's for your
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  Speaker 4: blood pressure, maybe it'll help you with your hearing, because
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  Speaker 4: I already told you that you don't.
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  Speaker 2: Alright, man, you're a pharmacist, all right. You're not telling
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  Speaker 2: me what to do. You're not my mother. You're not
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  Speaker 2: talking to me all.
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  Speaker 4: Are you saying that? That's what I sound like?
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you kind of like a weirdo. Man.
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  Speaker 4: I'm who's not a weirdo? The actor Ryan Gosling, he's
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  Speaker 4: a real man, who can he can dance, he takes
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  Speaker 4: his pills. When the pharmacist says to.
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  Speaker 2: You, what what is going on?
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  Speaker 4: Ryan Gosling needed these pills. I wouldn't even be making
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  Speaker 4: this phone call because he'd already have them in his mouth.
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  Speaker 2: Do you call everybody on the list like this?
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  Speaker 4: No, just dumb muppet heads? Okay, simple third grade instructure.
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  Speaker 2: Hey hey, hey, I just need you to not talk anymore. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I need it is such a no. I just before
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  Speaker 2: you get yourself in even more trouble.
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  Speaker 4: You can come down here in five minutes.
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  Speaker 2: I think I will.
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  Speaker 4: Man, I'll fight you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to fight a pharmacist. I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 2: your fire.
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  Speaker 4: You scared, bro.
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  Speaker 2: I am a competitive bodybuilder. I will come down there
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  Speaker 2: and I will squish you.
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  Speaker 4: I think what's happening is we're just two alpha males
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  Speaker 4: going at it like two masculine rams with giant appendages
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  Speaker 4: up on a hill defending each other's territory.
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 4: I think maybe I just got upset for a second
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  Speaker 4: because I haven't had my morning yogurt.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would take so I need you to shut
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  Speaker 2: your phone out.
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  Speaker 4: I take it with granola and flax seed.
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  Speaker 2: Everything you say is weird. I don't care. I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to hear any more out of you.
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  Speaker 4: Will you accept my apology?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, go for yourself.
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  Speaker 2: What the bro I'm gonna you are?
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  Speaker 4: No, don't, don't. Don't please your wife, Alice told me
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  Speaker 4: to say that to you.
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  Speaker 2: Alice.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she said that you haven't picked up your medications
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  Speaker 4: and you're a bad boy and you deserve to be
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  Speaker 4: prank phone called on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 4: I'm serious, man, Oh.
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  Speaker 3: My god, you're on this Joe Brooke and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 3: the morning. I'm jeff this is a phone tab.
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  Speaker 2: What the man?
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  Speaker 3: Why haven't you gotte to get your medication?
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  Speaker 4: Your wife, Alice is worried about you.
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  Speaker 2: Holy man, you have the blood pumping in my ears.
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  Speaker 4: Man, But you do accept my apology? Right? I promise
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  Speaker 4: not to call you a bad name if you say
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  Speaker 4: yes again?
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  Speaker 2: No wake up.
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