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Phone Tap: Dentist Survey · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d uy Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. Today's phone
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  Speaker 1: tap is brought to you by friendly sister rivalries. Those
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  Speaker 1: are fun, okay. And we got a message the other
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  Speaker 1: day from a lady who just recommended a new dental
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  Speaker 1: office to her sister, and she wanted us to pranker.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's good. That is a good sister relationship right there.
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  Speaker 1: She's already scheduled to go in for her very first
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  Speaker 1: appointment this week, so before she arrives, we just have
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  Speaker 1: a few simple questions for her. Nothing weird that's gonna
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  Speaker 1: make her question the legitimacy of this entire establishment. We'd
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  Speaker 1: never do that, especially laughs in a phone tap on
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  Speaker 1: the radio like the one you're gonna hear right now,
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  Speaker 1: really said the twenties. Hello, Hi, I'm calling from doctor
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  Speaker 1: CLO's office. My name's Basil. Is this Alison? Hi? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: How are you today? Hi? Alison? I'm doing great. Thanks
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  Speaker 1: for asking. How's your day going. It's good, I'm fine,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, good, wonderful. Look I have down here that
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  Speaker 1: you're coming in tomorrow and you are a new patient
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  Speaker 1: with us. Yes, yes, that's great. So just so you know, though,
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  Speaker 1: we do things a little bit differently here. We want
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  Speaker 1: to make sure that you're comfortable, and some people are
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  Speaker 1: more hesitant than others. Um. So I would just like
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  Speaker 1: to ask you a couple of questions, if that's all right, Okay, sure, okay, great.
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  Speaker 1: Have you had a fever in the last few days? Um? No, okay, good? Um.
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  Speaker 1: Next question is if you could be any fish in
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  Speaker 1: the world, which fish would you be? Fish? Yeah? Like
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  Speaker 1: what type of fish? You know, fish like swint that's around,
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  Speaker 1: not like dead fish like one person said sushi to
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  Speaker 1: me and I was like, no, not like that, just
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  Speaker 1: mean I'm sorry. Um, why do you need to know
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  Speaker 1: that information? How does this pertain to the well? Like
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  Speaker 1: I said, we do things differently here in our office,
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  Speaker 1: and we found depending on your answers here, it can
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  Speaker 1: actually help the dennist know how gentle or aggressive to be.
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  Speaker 1: So what type of fish are you? I guess? Uh? Salmon? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't expect that from you from your voice, you
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  Speaker 1: like it? Raugh huh. But I'll tell the doctor not
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  Speaker 1: to wear any gloves. What does that mean? You know,
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  Speaker 1: salmon are fighters. I mean they fight up stream all
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  Speaker 1: the time. Oh constantly work in nanel So I definitely
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  Speaker 1: want the doctor to wear gloves, and I do want
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  Speaker 1: him to take all the safety precautus and measures that
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  Speaker 1: he would with any other fish. Shouldn't pertain to what fish?
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  Speaker 1: I am? Okay, Well you should have answered then freshwater angelfish?
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  Speaker 1: And why did that? Sir? Well, they're more cautious in
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  Speaker 1: the water. How would I even know that? But I'm
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  Speaker 1: just trying to match your personality as best as I can.
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  Speaker 1: How about we just move on to the next question,
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  Speaker 1: Number one. Biggest celebrity crush right now? What? Who is it?
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  Speaker 1: Why do you need to know that? Well? Doctor Glow
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  Speaker 1: is also a master of impressions, so he may be
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  Speaker 1: able to imitate your favorite celebrity's voice, you know, to
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  Speaker 1: make you feel more comfortable. Actually, that would probably do
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  Speaker 1: the complete opposite. Are you sure he does a great
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  Speaker 1: Arnold Schwarzenegger, He's been working on it with me. Would
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  Speaker 1: you like to hear that's the last thing I want
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  Speaker 1: to hear. Yeah, yeah, I'm going to put my hands
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  Speaker 1: in your mouth and give you all of the antibiotics. Go.
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  Speaker 1: The cane is in my veins. This is not okay.
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  Speaker 1: He's a lot better at it than I am. I apologize.
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  Speaker 1: I should have armed up before I called you these questions.
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  Speaker 1: First off, they're really bizarre and I don't know why
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  Speaker 1: they pertain to my keep clinting. Well, it's just so
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  Speaker 1: we can customize your experience and make you more comfortable.
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  Speaker 1: Like this question, design a spice rack for blind people?
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  Speaker 1: You know, people who can't see? How would you design
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  Speaker 1: a spice rack for them? I wouldn't, sir, I you
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  Speaker 1: would not want to help the blind. I'm sorry. This
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  Speaker 1: has nothing to do with a general appointment. Okay, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to write down that you're selfish, slightly selfish. Excuse me.
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  Speaker 1: You have a tendency to quit on things, especially blind people. No,
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  Speaker 1: excuse me, sir. You can't assume that about me just
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  Speaker 1: from me not being able to answer these weird questions.
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  Speaker 1: It's actually not me. It's the survey that I'm required
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  Speaker 1: to give to everybody. Survey. Well that's how you feel,
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  Speaker 1: then let's just go ahead and cancel the appointment for you.
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  Speaker 1: What you have got to be kidding me. My sister
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  Speaker 1: told me that you guys were the best office in town.
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  Speaker 1: She's right, and you could fit. We are the best
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  Speaker 1: radio show in town. That's why she set you up
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  Speaker 1: for all of it. Radio show. No, what are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about. I don't work for doctor Glow. I'm from
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  Speaker 1: a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,
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  Speaker 1: and we're doing a phone tap on You are serious.
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  Speaker 1: My real name is jose Hi. Oh my god. Your
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  Speaker 1: sister Laura set you up. She said you're trying a
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  Speaker 1: new dentist, and so she's been really recommending how amazing
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  Speaker 1: they are and how great it's all gonna be. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god. I should have known when you did that, Arnold.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah. Well, if you would like to
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  Speaker 1: come in, I can do it and make you laugh
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  Speaker 1: the whole time. A horrible wake up every morning with
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  Speaker 1: phone taps on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,