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Phone Tap: Alone At Home Interior Design · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. We were
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  Speaker 1: given an interesting challenge recently. It came from the assistant
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  Speaker 1: to an interior designer. Okay, and they put us on
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  Speaker 1: the books for an appointment to look at a made
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  Speaker 1: up home. And they said, look, the designer is super nice,
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  Speaker 1: she's very accommodating, but try and give her an impossible task.
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  Speaker 1: So we came up with one, and that task was
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  Speaker 1: pretend that I'm grown up Kevin from the movie Home Alone,
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  Speaker 1: and I need her to help me booby trap my
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  Speaker 1: house against intruders. Oh, is it too obvious? In your phone?
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  Speaker 1: Tap right now? As on the twenties, Hi, this is Kelly.
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  Speaker 1: Hey Kelly, my name's Kevin. I've been talking to you
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  Speaker 1: assistant Angela the last couple of days about hiring you
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  Speaker 1: for an interior design project. Hey, hey, yeah, I think
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  Speaker 1: I'm scheduled to come by tomorrow so you can see
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  Speaker 1: your place right. Yes, yes, that's actually why I'm calling.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm not going to be able to make it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to be grocery shopping for the first time
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  Speaker 1: by myself. Okay, okay, but I'll leave a key under
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  Speaker 1: the mat for you. That way you can just pop
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  Speaker 1: in and take a look around. Okay, I mean yeah,
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  Speaker 1: usually I prefer if you could see there. But yeah, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna be a big day for me, you know,
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  Speaker 1: going to the grocery store. Yeah, well, I guess I
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  Speaker 1: can come and take pictures and I can just come
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  Speaker 1: up with a few ideas myself, and then we can
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  Speaker 1: go over it later and I can give you a quote.
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  Speaker 1: Then that sounds perfect. And I know you've never been
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  Speaker 1: there before, so I just want to let you know.
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  Speaker 1: It's a three story family home. Okay, a family home? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: do you share it? Is it like multiple it's it's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people, you know, a lot of rooms.
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  Speaker 1: And anyways, when when you get here, you just have
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  Speaker 1: to watch where you're walking because I recently put some
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  Speaker 1: trapdoors in what yeah, you know what those are on
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  Speaker 1: movies and TV show It's like those types of trapdoors exactly. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I just put them in because you know, I like
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  Speaker 1: to surprise myself. You know, I can get up in
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  Speaker 1: the morning and make myself some cereal and then all
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  Speaker 1: of a sudden, I'm in the basement with a throbbing headache.
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  Speaker 1: It's fun. Yeah, as long as you're not getting hurt.
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  Speaker 1: I mean sometimes I am, but that's part of the fun.
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  Speaker 1: Oh gosh, Okay, yeah, I will work my way around it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's just something I'm gonna be able to see,
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  Speaker 1: Like I don't. I mean, I mean you might, but
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  Speaker 1: I just had them installed recently, so I can't remember
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  Speaker 1: where all of them are. I mean that that might
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  Speaker 1: be a problem. Um okay, well, I guess we could
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  Speaker 1: circle back to that one. But the other thing I
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  Speaker 1: was thinking about is, uh, do you do moving walls?
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  Speaker 1: Moving walls like a sliding door type thing or a
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  Speaker 1: sliding like a no I mean like in the movie
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  Speaker 1: Star Wars in there inside the trash compactor and the
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  Speaker 1: walls are slowly closing in and they're screaming for their lives,
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  Speaker 1: Like do you do that? Because you know, I would
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  Speaker 1: just love to be in the kitchen making some eggs
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  Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, well, no, I gotta
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  Speaker 1: get out no, like that'd be a good time. If
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  Speaker 1: you're wondering if I do like closing death walls, I've
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  Speaker 1: never done that. Oh okay, well, I was just I
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  Speaker 1: was told by Angela that you're pretty innovative, so this
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  Speaker 1: is kind of disappointing. I mean, I'd like to say
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  Speaker 1: I am innovative when it comes to trends and designs,
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  Speaker 1: but not with torture house. Okay, well, it's probably put
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  Speaker 1: that on your website. I just I have a bucket
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  Speaker 1: list of things that i'd like to install. Maybe you
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  Speaker 1: could just say yes or no if you do any
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  Speaker 1: of them, like red hot door knobs. No, no, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I see steps to keep out burglars. No, oh no,
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  Speaker 1: it's not for the front steps. It's for the backsteps
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  Speaker 1: to go down into the basement. But I really appreciate
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  Speaker 1: that you are trying to be innovative yourself and different
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  Speaker 1: and fun and fun. Sure, but I don't think that
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  Speaker 1: I'm the right person for this. I don't. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: I just figured out what's going on. My entire family
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  Speaker 1: went to Paris without me. Wait, I just got a
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  Speaker 1: text from my mom. It says Jeff. It sounds like
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  Speaker 1: a reenoctment of like the movie Home Alone, or that's
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  Speaker 1: because it is. Because this is jeff from the radio
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  Speaker 1: show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and I'm doing
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Your assistant Angela set you up. No,
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  Speaker 1: she did it. She did. Oh my god. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: what's wrong with this guy? Hold on, I can't hear you.
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  Speaker 1: I need to put on my aftershave on my face.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it feels good. This is the dumbest
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  Speaker 1: call I have ever heard. I can go dumber. Oh
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