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Phone Tap: BinocuBuddies · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. If you
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  Speaker 1: ever lived high up in an apartment building, you've probably
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  Speaker 1: had the experience of looking out your window and seeing
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  Speaker 1: someone in a different unit or in a building across
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  Speaker 1: the street. Oh they're cute. Yeah, no way. Then you
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  Speaker 1: count the floors and you're like, wait, how many windows
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  Speaker 1: in it? I think I can find where he is. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that happened to a guy recently, except he pulled out
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  Speaker 1: his binoculars to get a better look, and in this situation,
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  Speaker 1: he made the mistake of telling his friend about this.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's a girl. His friend told us,
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  Speaker 1: and also said that this guy never answers his phone,
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  Speaker 1: which is why we had to call him seven times.
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  Speaker 1: He finally answered, you're gonna hear it in your phone.
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  Speaker 1: Tap right now? Yo? Who is this who keeps calling me? Oh? Hi,
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  Speaker 1: this is Greg from the front office at Quick Apartments.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we've been calling you a bunch and you
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  Speaker 1: haven't been responding. Todd, I'm I'm sorry, man. I you
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  Speaker 1: know I didn't recognize the number. I didn't want to
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  Speaker 1: risk it, didn't know who was That's okay, understandable. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I'm one of the managers here at the building, and
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  Speaker 1: we know what you've been doing and we need you
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  Speaker 1: to stop. Wait. Wait, I don't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: What am I doing? What are you insinuating? No, you
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  Speaker 1: know that thing you're doing in your apartment with the windows. No, Greg,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what thing I'm doing in my apartment.
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  Speaker 1: Don't make me say it. Okay, I think we both
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  Speaker 1: know what you've been doing. No, I really don't. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. We've had some
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  Speaker 1: complaints from people in apartments across from you, saying that
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  Speaker 1: you've been, you know, spying on them with binoculars. No, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking before you say no, so quickly, Look,
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  Speaker 1: I personally know that you are doing this. You personally know. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: something happened, It didn't happen. I actually live in the
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  Speaker 1: building across the street, and I've been watching you with
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  Speaker 1: my binoculars. What I'll prove it to you. Why don't
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  Speaker 1: you grab your binoculars right now. I'm on the fourth
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  Speaker 1: floor across the way, and I'm not wearing any pants,
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  Speaker 1: so you should spot me. Oh my god, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: dare No, I don't want to look at you without
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  Speaker 1: your pants on. Who at least you'll know who I am. No,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. I'm going to decline. I'm waving right now
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  Speaker 1: without my hands, dude, growth, and I'm winking. Look, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what you're trying to prove here, man. All
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  Speaker 1: I do is I watched trees like a bird. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: I don't make a habit of looking at people's department. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'll give you some slack because you don't always do it.
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  Speaker 1: And I know that because I stood here without pants
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  Speaker 1: on for two hours from six to eight pm last
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  Speaker 1: night and you didn't even ogle at me. Gros, you're
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  Speaker 1: freaking Weirdoh look, we're human. I like to look, you
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  Speaker 1: like to look. No, we don't know. Okay, how about this.
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  Speaker 1: Let's create like a buddy system. I am not your
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  Speaker 1: body look at each other with binoculars from time to time. No,
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  Speaker 1: what is this. We're not getting in any trouble with
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  Speaker 1: other residents. It's just you and me a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of a staring contest pants less. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: kind of pervy stuff you're into, but I'm done. Oh
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to be binock you buddies. No, I'm
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  Speaker 1: into it. Every Tuesday and Thursday five thirty. I'll meet
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  Speaker 1: you there right by. No, you have times and dates
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  Speaker 1: for this, Well, there is an issue. I am already
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  Speaker 1: doing this with another guy on the sixth floor, and
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to make him jealous. So he's Monday
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  Speaker 1: and Wednesdays at seven. So as long as we can
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  Speaker 1: do Tuesday Thursday as we're going to go binoc you buddy,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, what is this? What is this? It's
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap? What is that? It's a prank? Call?
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  Speaker 1: Your buddy Tony set you up. He said you told
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  Speaker 1: him you saw some hot girld binoculars across the way
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  Speaker 1: last week, so he wanted to mess with you. It
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  Speaker 1: was one time. It was one Oh yeah, this could
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  Speaker 1: be one time every Tuesday and Thursday five thirty, maybe
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  Speaker 1: forty five minutes each. I'm sure you're very attractive. Well,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. I actually am currently pancils in studio. I'm
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  Speaker 1: looking at myself in the mirror. I have a microscope
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  Speaker 1: because I need help seeing it. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: You're not supposed to laugh at that part, Hey, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: be proud, brother, Be proud. Week Up every morning with
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  Speaker 1: weekday Mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the
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  Speaker 1: Morning