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Phone Tap: Big Boy Boxes · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: You know, some people think that these prank phone calls
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  Speaker 1: don't do anything positive for society.
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  Speaker 2: But do you know what today.
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  Speaker 1: We are gonna still not do anything positive whatsoever. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we're just gonna mock a guy for his good recycling habits.
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  Speaker 2: Teach him in your phone tab right now.
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  Speaker 3: Another Hello, Hi, this is I'm a herd too from
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  Speaker 3: County Department of Utilities? Is this mister Drew?
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  Speaker 2: Yep?
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  Speaker 4: This is true, Hi Drew.
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  Speaker 3: Uh. The reason for my call is we did get
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  Speaker 3: a report from one of our sanitation workers saying that
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  Speaker 3: when they picked up your recycling there are a few
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  Speaker 3: cardboard boxes next to the container that were properly broken down.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I think that was me, so so I
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  Speaker 4: am sorry. I won't do it again next time. It
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  Speaker 4: was cold, so I just kind of left them there.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry about that.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, your wheel chewy?
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  Speaker 4: Ow?
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  Speaker 3: Is that what it was? Does widowed Drew need his mittens?
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  Speaker 3: His little singhy's too cold to fold the cardboard? Is
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  Speaker 3: that what it is?
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  Speaker 4: Excuse me? Yeah? Is this happening right now?
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  Speaker 3: I said, if you need to wear gloves next time,
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  Speaker 3: then you should do that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: No, I said, you openly just mocked me with some
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  Speaker 4: weird little voice thing you did right there, And honestly,
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  Speaker 4: I don't appreciate that.
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  Speaker 3: I think you're actually not focused on the issue. So
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  Speaker 3: just according to the sanitation team, this is not the
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  Speaker 3: first time you've quote forgotten to fold your boxes.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, sorry, fine, you still shouldn't mock me. That's totally inappropriate.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it seems like kind of an excuse because it
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  Speaker 3: even happens when it's not cold, So you know what, It's.
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  Speaker 4: Probably because the last place I lived was a nice
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  Speaker 4: apartment and they did it for me.
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  Speaker 3: Oh oh, the last place I live where mommy cleaned
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  Speaker 3: my room and wiped my widow. But wow, and even
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  Speaker 3: though I'm an adult, I need a banky.
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 4: Can we can we not that this is highly inappropriate?
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  Speaker 4: My mom did not wipe my butt at the last place.
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  Speaker 4: Let me talk to your supervisor.
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  Speaker 3: Fine with me, talk to him all you want, you know,
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  Speaker 3: I hope I get fired from this crappy job.
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  Speaker 4: Hold please, oh my god, what is happening right now?
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  Speaker 2: Hi? This is John, I'm a supervisor here. How can
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  Speaker 2: I help you? Hi? This is Drew.
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  Speaker 4: And the lady who just transferred me to you was
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  Speaker 4: mocking me and I want her fire.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, well slow down.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no, I will not slow down. I am very pissed.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just rewind for a second. Can you catch me up.
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  Speaker 2: Tell me what the issue was that she called you
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  Speaker 2: about in the first place.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she called because there was some issue with cardboard boxes.
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  Speaker 4: It was cold and they weren't perfectly folded in a
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  Speaker 4: nice little package with a bow on top. I apologize
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  Speaker 4: for it, and I said I won't let it happen again. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: he started to mock me.
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  Speaker 2: I got you, So I see what's happening.
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  Speaker 1: So you're saying you think it's our job to come
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  Speaker 1: and pick up your recycling, and it's yours.
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  Speaker 4: Your job, that is literally what your job is.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is true.
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  Speaker 1: And then it would be your job to fold it
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  Speaker 1: up beforehand.
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  Speaker 4: Well yes, I normally do that.
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  Speaker 2: But it sounds like only what of us is doing
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  Speaker 2: their job? Okay, what is what is it?
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  Speaker 4: Are you also gonna mock me? Is this is this
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  Speaker 4: just what you guys do?
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  Speaker 2: What what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 4: You just did a Mickey Mouse voice. It sounded like
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  Speaker 4: like I'm at Disney.
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  Speaker 2: Oh the voice. Oh that's a third party on the line. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: who is it? Oh wait, that was the truth.
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  Speaker 4: Oh what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? You should fold your boxes up like a.
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  Speaker 4: Good little My god, is there someone above you? Are
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  Speaker 4: you all just like having a kick around?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, poor widow do woo, you can't talk things out
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  Speaker 3: like a real man. Oh he's got to be at tag.
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  Speaker 3: I don't tell what is it?
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  Speaker 4: Are you all on speakerphone or something?
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm talking to two people at one time.
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  Speaker 4: Help me? Who else is on the phone conference call?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Do you know who?
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  Speaker 3: I think you check your diaper, Widow Drew? I think
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  Speaker 3: your wife Jada should check it because she's the one
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  Speaker 3: that set you up for this prank phone call.
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  Speaker 2: His wife, Jada is such a funny prankster. What it's
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  Speaker 2: a phone tatto?
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  Speaker 3: This is actually Broke and Jeffrey from the radio show
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  Speaker 3: Broke and Jeffrey.
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  Speaker 2: In the Morning. Oh my Daeda called you out.
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  Speaker 3: She said, you keep forgetting to like put the boxes
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  Speaker 3: out the right way or something.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's so dumb.
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  Speaker 1: Because his hands are hurting in the cold lever Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, what is going on?
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  Speaker 4: Is everyone in sanitation over there just mocking me?
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  Speaker 3: Do we heard your feelings through about your soft supple
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  Speaker 3: hands that can't handle the cardboard. They don't have mittens
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  Speaker 3: that come in my tiny size baby down.
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  Speaker 4: Oh gosh, you know, I actually thought I was gonna
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  Speaker 4: get like a little paper slip kind of warning thing.
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  Speaker 4: Next this was.
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  Speaker 3: Much more effective.
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  Speaker 2: I think you're not going to forget now, oh Man.
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  Speaker 3: Week up every morning was Boom Taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 3: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning