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Phone Tap: Holiday Monster In Law · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and here in America,
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  Speaker 1: we have a special relationship with our in laws, and
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  Speaker 1: today we call a woman who, how do I put
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  Speaker 1: this lightly has a frosty relationship with her mother in law. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: and now the woman what we're pranking here, recently put
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  Speaker 1: on a holiday party last month which her mother in
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  Speaker 1: law attended, and even though she did get a few
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  Speaker 1: disapproving looks, in her mind it went fine.
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  Speaker 2: That's good.
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  Speaker 1: Until she receives a phone call from our own Alexis
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  Speaker 1: Fuller to tell her not so fast, because so much
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  Speaker 1: needed change is in order. In your phone, tap right.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Brook and Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties. Hello, Hi, Shana.
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  Speaker 2: Who's this We never met? My name is Zoe. I
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  Speaker 2: worked for Colleen, your mother in law.
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  Speaker 3: What what do you what do you mean?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she just hired me. I'm her new personal assistant.
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  Speaker 3: She has a personal assistant.
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  Speaker 2: Now, well, she's a busy lady. You know now that
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  Speaker 2: she's not working.
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  Speaker 3: Oh oh, okay, I mean she hasn't worked in decades.
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  Speaker 2: Oh is that true? Fun, I'm a little jealous.
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  Speaker 3: Why are you calling me?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Sorry, I'm just calling. Can we go over the
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  Speaker 2: list real quick?
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  Speaker 3: A list?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she had me take notes earlier today because she
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  Speaker 2: didn't want to forget everything that happened at your holiday party.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm sorry. What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Your holiday party? Right?
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  Speaker 4: You hosted one, I guess, Yeah, I had the whole
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  Speaker 4: family over for the holidays.
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  Speaker 3: What list are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Well, just some little things Colleen thought you could improve on.
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  Speaker 4: She gave you a list of things that I need
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  Speaker 4: to improve on at my gathering.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just a few little things, like the checks mix
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  Speaker 2: was a little bit off. That's what Colleen thinks.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. She wants me to fix checks next.
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  Speaker 2: Well, just like the ratio between pretzels and checks pieces.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't feel you the balance between Like what
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  Speaker 4: are you saying?
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  Speaker 2: It was pretzels and checks pieces. If you want to
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  Speaker 2: write that down, there's probably too many pretzels, like a
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  Speaker 2: three quarter to quarter ratio.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you know, I make it the same every year,
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  Speaker 4: So it's pretty rude of her to say that.
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  Speaker 2: I can text her if you want me to or
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  Speaker 2: not to send like a follow up email.
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  Speaker 3: No, absolutely not. We're not going to be doing that.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we can move on.
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  Speaker 3: You know how about we don't.
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  Speaker 2: Well, this one you might want to hear, because she
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  Speaker 2: also recommended that next time you choose a table centerpiece
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  Speaker 2: that's less gaudy.
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  Speaker 3: He's got me after my centerpiece.
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  Speaker 2: Well, she thought it was less home goods and more
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  Speaker 2: home deep of what so take that for what you mean?
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  Speaker 3: She did not say that.
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  Speaker 2: She actually did. I took notes, and I'm pretty good
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  Speaker 2: at taking notes. I went to college for it.
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  Speaker 3: Are you even listening to me?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I can't have some stranger calling me out
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  Speaker 4: of the blue to give me notes on what I
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  Speaker 4: did at my holiday party on behalf of my mother
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  Speaker 4: in law.
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  Speaker 3: This is your job. This is what you do.
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  Speaker 2: I do other things, like sometimes I get her mail.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, great for you, that's so impressive.
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  Speaker 2: Thinks I went to college for it.
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  Speaker 3: This is the dumbest conversation that I've ever had. Are
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  Speaker 3: we done?
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  Speaker 2: Coullene said, you have a temper and can't control your emotions.
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  Speaker 2: She thought this might happen.
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  Speaker 4: Oh so she thought this might happen, right, that this
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  Speaker 4: call would piss me off?
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  Speaker 3: Will tell her She's right.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Shana, I hear how you're feeling, but listen, it's
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  Speaker 2: not that deep.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, it's not that deep.
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  Speaker 2: Pauline understands that hosting isn't your strong suit. That's not
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  Speaker 2: your fault.
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  Speaker 3: Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 4: Like I'm trying to tell you that I'm feeling some
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  Speaker 4: type of way about this, and you just keep coming
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  Speaker 4: after me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not trying to It's just the way she laid
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  Speaker 2: it out. It kind of sounded more like a trailer
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  Speaker 2: park situation. Oh my god, and my sorority. We were
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  Speaker 2: taught to help those less fortunate, whatever your freaking name was.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to hear another word out of your mouth.
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  Speaker 2: I get it. Change is hard, especially with how little
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  Speaker 2: your husband makes, and I am so sorry Colleen.
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  Speaker 4: You can shut up and tell Colleen that she's not
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  Speaker 4: even going to be.
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  Speaker 3: Invited next year.
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  Speaker 4: Wait what Yeah, she can keep her judgmental at home.
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  Speaker 2: So you're not inviting her next year?
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  Speaker 3: Dah, Are you not listening to me? You can't possibly
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  Speaker 3: be that stupid.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, she's going to be so happy to
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  Speaker 2: hear she doesn't have to drink any more. Bottom to
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  Speaker 2: your wine, that lady.
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  Speaker 3: You know what, There's nothing else left that I have
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  Speaker 3: to say to you. I'm done with this.
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  Speaker 2: Well wait, I just I have one last thing to
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  Speaker 2: say to you. Colleen said, maybe instead of playing Christmas Carols,
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  Speaker 2: you could put on Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning
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  Speaker 2: at your party, you know next year.
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  Speaker 3: Fricking what you know?
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  Speaker 2: It's that show, the one that does the prank calls,
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  Speaker 2: like the one that's happening to you right now.
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  Speaker 3: Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 2: No? I mean yes, but yeah, I am kidding. My
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  Speaker 2: name is Alexis, and your husband will set you up
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  Speaker 2: for a phone tap.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, this whole thing's been a joke.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry, he says, you have to deal with
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  Speaker 2: his overbearing mom all the time, especially over the holiday season.
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  Speaker 2: But good news is it's over. You handled it like
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  Speaker 2: a chap. You're good.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 4: I was getting ready to call him and just tell
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  Speaker 4: him there's no way that I can't even do this anymore.
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  Speaker 2: No, don't forget. It's not that deep. Okay, right, Oh.
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  Speaker 3: My god, it's not that deep.
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  Speaker 2: Now we're on the same page finally, Okay, Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: got it.
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  Speaker 4: Now broken Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties, Brooking Jeffrey
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  Speaker 4: in the Morning