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Phone Tap: Tesla Rescue · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: to getting into a phone tap, and technology keeps advancing
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  Speaker 1: faster and faster now, I mean, yeah, oh yeah. We
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  Speaker 1: started off with smart phones, and then suddenly we had
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  Speaker 1: smart watches and smart speakers and smart rice cookers, smart
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  Speaker 1: cars of course. But when are we going to reach
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  Speaker 1: the point when our high tech gadgets become too smart
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  Speaker 1: and they start to fight back. Oh well, it's already happening.
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  Speaker 1: At least, that's what I tell the guy today who
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  Speaker 1: just brought his Tesla in for some routine repairs, and
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  Speaker 1: unfortunately we had to do what we had to do
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  Speaker 1: in order to save lives. Okay, So if you want
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  Speaker 1: to call me a hero, go ahead. Those are those
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  Speaker 1: are your words, Okay, But I I just in your
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  Speaker 1: average radio idiot doing a phone tap right now. Hello. Hi,
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  Speaker 1: my name is James Bigger Staff. I'm calling from Tesla
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  Speaker 1: repair I'm looking to speak with Stephen speaking. This is him. Hey, Stephen,
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  Speaker 1: I was just calling because I see here you dropped
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  Speaker 1: off your twenty eighteen Tesla Model S a couple days ago. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: is it ready? Well, not really, your car's I mean
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  Speaker 1: it's actually in worse shape than we thought. What do
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  Speaker 1: you mean, I'm just looking at the notes here. It
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  Speaker 1: says that you're having issues with the touch screen shutting
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  Speaker 1: down sometimes and also getting locked out of your car
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  Speaker 1: a few times as well. Yeah, yeah, that's correct. Yeah. Well,
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  Speaker 1: so once we got it in here, it started doing
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  Speaker 1: more stuff. The trunk was opening and closing, windows were
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  Speaker 1: going up and down on their own what oh my god. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: radio stations would just come on randomly, and then it
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  Speaker 1: would do things like pick its own music. Are you serious?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that does not sound very good. We're not really
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  Speaker 1: sure what caused it, but we think there was a
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  Speaker 1: bug in your car's programming. Okay, you guys can fix that, right,
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  Speaker 1: most of the time, we can, but this one's a
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  Speaker 1: little bit tricky. So we even't had the guys in
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  Speaker 1: global headquarters take a look at the diagnostics, and even
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  Speaker 1: they can't figure it out. Oh, I mean, it could
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  Speaker 1: be Russian, Russian. Yeah, oh, this is unbelievable. So I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: but unfortunately we had to put it down. You had
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  Speaker 1: to put it down. I don't get it. We euthanized it.
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  Speaker 1: You euthanize my car? Yeah, and what the hell are
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  Speaker 1: you talking about these types of rare situations. It's really
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  Speaker 1: the best for you and for us for the car. No,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on. I took my Tesla
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  Speaker 1: into you for a simple repair. I mean, yeah, these
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  Speaker 1: aren't rare cars anymore. I mean, im all over the place.
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  Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying. But remember the bug that
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  Speaker 1: was in your car is very rare. Could have been Russian,
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  Speaker 1: we don't really know, but it was making your car erratic,
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  Speaker 1: and so we weren't sure if it was going to
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  Speaker 1: start coming at one of our workers, if it was
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  Speaker 1: potentially going to harm you. So we just had to
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  Speaker 1: make the tough decision. This is a car. This isn't
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  Speaker 1: a living thing. The thing is it kind of is?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's smarter than you or me. Wow. So
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  Speaker 1: my condolences to you on your loss. God, you're going
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  Speaker 1: to replace my car, right, that is the plan. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: So I've put you on a list for a rescue tesla.
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  Speaker 1: A rescue tesla. Yeah, it's it's a refurbished Tesla. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it just sounds better to the general public. People love
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  Speaker 1: getting a rescue. Okay, there's no bugs, no hidden intentions.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a good car. That's great. So you said
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  Speaker 1: I'm on a list. Yeah, where am I on that list?
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  Speaker 1: Let me check for you. Let's see. It looks like
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  Speaker 1: you're two thousand, four hundred thirty nine, so should be
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  Speaker 1: soon two thousand. What was that four four hundred and
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  Speaker 1: thirty ninth, two thousand, four hundred thirty nine. That's soon, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because I mean, we've had issues with those two, so
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  Speaker 1: we got to make sure that we get one that's
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  Speaker 1: right for you. We're not putting out in any more
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  Speaker 1: cars of yours, not on our watch. I do not
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  Speaker 1: understand this whole process. I've never heard of any of this.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's allot to take in, but let me
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  Speaker 1: just warn you. Some of our rescues lately have been
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  Speaker 1: a little bit skittish. So you just have to make
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  Speaker 1: sure to walk up to it slowly. You might scare it.
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  Speaker 1: It'll drive away from you. No, no, no, no, are
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  Speaker 1: you being curious right now? Yeah, I am. And also
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  Speaker 1: I recommend that you give it a little bit of
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  Speaker 1: positive reinforcement. No way, tell it that it's doing a
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  Speaker 1: good job. There's no way that's real. This is got
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  Speaker 1: to be a joke. All right, Well, maybe you're right,
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  Speaker 1: maybe it is. What because this is actually jeff from
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  Speaker 1: the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, we're
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Man. Oh no, your
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  Speaker 1: wife Nini set you up because she said you took
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  Speaker 1: your car to the shop recently, so she just wanted
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  Speaker 1: us to mess with you. I feel a freaking known
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  Speaker 1: when you started saying to rescue Tesla's I should have
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  Speaker 1: known what you're doing. What that sounds adorable? You don't
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  Speaker 1: want to rescue Tesla? Now I kind of want one.
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  Speaker 1: Just make sure to walk it first before you drive it.
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  Speaker 1: He wants to get to know you, okay, So make
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  Speaker 1: sure you let it sleep next to you and give
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  Speaker 1: it a lot of treats. Yeah, what kind of food
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  Speaker 1: do I need to buy my rescue? Because every morning
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  Speaker 1: was Wenday Mornings on the twenty