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Phone Tap: Disabled Driveway · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
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  Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred. For years, we
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  Speaker 1: thought nobody hated the city more than our own, Brook Fox,
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  Speaker 1: and then we got an email about another woman who's
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  Speaker 1: had major problems with how local officials have handled things
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  Speaker 1: in her area. YEA shut down your bridge too, lady, Huh,
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  Speaker 1: take it out on your husband like you normally. And
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  Speaker 1: the thing is, it's only going to get worse because
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  Speaker 1: we need to let this lady know there's a brand
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  Speaker 1: new ordinance going into effect and her driveway has been
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  Speaker 1: specifically selected to be reserved for disabled parking only, so
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  Speaker 1: crews are ready to come and paint a big blue
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  Speaker 1: handicap symbol on her driveway. I'm sure she's going to
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  Speaker 1: be cool with it, and your brand new phone tap
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  Speaker 1: right now. Hello. Hello, My name's Tommy Levine. I'm calling
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  Speaker 1: from the Department of Transportation for County. Is this Alison?
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  Speaker 1: This is Allison? Hi? There, Allison, how are you. I'm okay,
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  Speaker 1: what's this about. Well, I'm calling because you'll need to
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  Speaker 1: have your driveway cleared and we're going to begin work
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  Speaker 1: Monday morning at eight am. Okay, um, work on? What
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  Speaker 1: what is this for? This is about the new disability
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  Speaker 1: zoning in your area. You should have received multiple emails
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  Speaker 1: about this. No, I didn't get any email. Okay, maybe
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  Speaker 1: you saw the flyers then that we posted all for
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  Speaker 1: your mailbox. No, the news was hard to miss. I
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  Speaker 1: don't this city's terrible, but I don't doubt that I
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  Speaker 1: didn't receive it. But can you just tell me what's
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  Speaker 1: going on? Wow? Attitude? Okay, the last I didn't get anything. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we're trying to get to that. The new ordinance was
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  Speaker 1: passed at the last city council meeting. Okay, it's just
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  Speaker 1: saying that every neighborhood in the county must have one
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  Speaker 1: designated driveway, you know, reserve for disabled parking. So what
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  Speaker 1: do we need to do, ma'am? You're not telling me
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  Speaker 1: what I need to do for this. Well, we're not
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  Speaker 1: expecting you to do any of the work. I just
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  Speaker 1: need to have your driveway cleared so the crews could come. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So when you say cleared, like, what do you what
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  Speaker 1: do you mean? Because this is just crazy. You know
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  Speaker 1: how driveway is usually full of things like cars and bikes.
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  Speaker 1: I need those out of there, ma'am. That's what cleared is.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to be rude. You're calling me literally
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  Speaker 1: did ask me to do something last minute? I just
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  Speaker 1: don't want to be penalized for that. Okay, Well you
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  Speaker 1: will be penalized if you park in your driveway after
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  Speaker 1: we're done. No, I'm gonna park in my driveway whenever
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  Speaker 1: I want. Well are you disabled? No, I'm not disabled. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Well if someone that is not disabled parks in the
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  Speaker 1: new disabled parking spot, then they will be fined. Oh
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  Speaker 1: you're telling me that I can't park in my own driveway. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're putting it together. Yes, the new disabled parking spot
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  Speaker 1: is your driveway and you and I can't park in
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  Speaker 1: my own driveway for my own house. No, but you
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  Speaker 1: can't you can park in your garage. Well what is
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  Speaker 1: somebody else parking the driveway that labeled disabled parking and
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  Speaker 1: I can't get out of my garage. Yeah, that's something
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  Speaker 1: that you're gonna have to work out with with the
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  Speaker 1: driver of that vehicle because that responsibility doesn't fall on
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  Speaker 1: the city. Oh yeah, so it's not the city's fall.
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  Speaker 1: It is never the city's fault. Well, you guys, just
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  Speaker 1: think of it and put it into actions. If you
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  Speaker 1: want more say in what goes on, I would suggest
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  Speaker 1: you show up to a city council meeting once in
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  Speaker 1: a while, or you could even answer an email we
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  Speaker 1: sent you hundreds. You need to stop telling me what
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  Speaker 1: I need to do with my personal life. In my house,
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  Speaker 1: I bought that house as my freaking house. You can
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  Speaker 1: tell me that I can't park in my driveway from
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  Speaker 1: my house that I paid for. Do it at your house.
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  Speaker 1: You can park there, but you'll be ticketed. Ma'am. What
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna ticket me? You're parking in my own freaking driveway. Well,
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  Speaker 1: this is some books, ma'am. It's not yours anymore, at
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  Speaker 1: least not for three years until we select a new
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  Speaker 1: designated driveway. You can't do this. You can't ticket me.
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  Speaker 1: I will fight this. I will get lawyers. I will
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  Speaker 1: see this out of this city. All right, I hear
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  Speaker 1: what you're saying. Get all the lawyers. You're what, man, Listen,
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  Speaker 1: I just need I just need to inform you that
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  Speaker 1: you're in the forty eight hour window of your mandatory
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  Speaker 1: shrub removal. Shrub remov what does that even mean? Again,
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  Speaker 1: it was in the email. Okay, I told you I
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  Speaker 1: did not get an email. Yeah, I didn't get an
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  Speaker 1: email from the stupid city about disable parking or stupid
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  Speaker 1: shruble removal whatever it is. I didn't get anything. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: I don't get paid enough for this. Okay. I just
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  Speaker 1: need to tell you you need to rip out all
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  Speaker 1: of your shrubs. They're just too close on the north
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  Speaker 1: side of your property, so they need to be removed.
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  Speaker 1: We needed to be wheelchair accessible. Now, even tell me
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  Speaker 1: how to landscape my house and what shrugglestos I have
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  Speaker 1: on the side of my house. You know what, I
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  Speaker 1: don't care. You know what, your friend Kim told us
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  Speaker 1: that you might react this way. She said, you have
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  Speaker 1: some deep seated anger towards the city. And yeah, who
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  Speaker 1: was Kim. You know, Kim, your friend who told us
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  Speaker 1: to prank you. Oh my gosh, oh my, oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god. Because I'm not really from the city.
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  Speaker 1: This is Brooke from the radio show Broke at Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking, like, this is crazy. You can't take
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  Speaker 1: over my driveway. Did you want me to move tree?
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was pretty nice that they were gonna
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  Speaker 1: let you park in the garage. Yeah, city is great.
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  Speaker 1: Then let me park in my own garage. But then
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  Speaker 1: I can't get out. Wake up every morning with phone
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  Speaker 1: taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the morning