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Phone Tap: Dope Tikulitus Tours · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap, and today we call a guy
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  Speaker 1: who's been on vacation from his job lately. He works
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  Speaker 1: as a supervisor for a tour guide company. Okay, they
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  Speaker 1: have visitors do bus tours all over town. But today
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  Speaker 1: he's about to meet the latest person that he's going
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  Speaker 1: to be overseeing. It's a young man with a made
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  Speaker 1: up health condition called doparticulition. No. Oh, I love this,
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  Speaker 1: but I also feel bad for this guy. If you've
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  Speaker 1: not heard of that. That's where Jose's talking completely normal
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  Speaker 1: but suddenly breaks out into an uncontrollable beatbox. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how I can get control it. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Well we're gonna see how this guy handles it in
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  Speaker 1: your phone tap right now. D Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: is this Greg the manager's city Tours? This is he? Hi?
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  Speaker 1: How are you? How is your vacation. It was okay,
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  Speaker 1: who's calling? Oh I'm sorry, silly mean. My name's Marty Bartlett.
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  Speaker 1: And they hired me as your newest tour guide. Oh okay, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Lisa told me that she had to hire someone. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: that's me. They hired me while you were on vacation.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I asked how it was. Okay, cool? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: everything was okay. Good. Well, first, officer, I want to
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  Speaker 1: say welcome back. And secondly, I really want to do
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  Speaker 1: a good job for you, so I actually took the
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  Speaker 1: route on my bike today just so I could practice.
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  Speaker 1: You know. That's impressively good for you. Thanks. I kind
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  Speaker 1: of trying to take initiative. By the way, I love
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  Speaker 1: that the first stop on the tour is the rat About.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me, und about. That is a beautiful scene. What
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  Speaker 1: was that? Oh I'm sorry, did I mispronounce roundabout? No,
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  Speaker 1: it's the wrap thing. Oh oh my goodness. I am
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  Speaker 1: so sorry, sir. I didn't even notice I did it.
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  Speaker 1: You see, I should have told you. I actually have
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  Speaker 1: a minor condition. It's called doticulitis. Okay. It's kind of confusing,
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  Speaker 1: but simply when I get really nervous or really excited,
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  Speaker 1: or sometimes around a bunch of people, I tend to
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  Speaker 1: like break out into a beatbox. It's almost like a
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  Speaker 1: nervous beatbox, if that makes sense. Yeah. But so this job,
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  Speaker 1: like you're a tour guide, so you're you're going to
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  Speaker 1: get around a bunch of people. I don't think that's
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  Speaker 1: going to be an issue, sir, It kind of could be.
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  Speaker 1: I think it should be fine. I mean I don't
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  Speaker 1: do it all the time. It's very specific situations. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: because that can't happen when you're on a tour. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I agree, it's going to definitely be distracting. Sure, but
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  Speaker 1: that's another reason why I need to be confident before
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  Speaker 1: I start doing tours for you. The better I feel,
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  Speaker 1: the less likely it comes up. Again. That's fine, as
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  Speaker 1: long as it doesn't happen. I mean, no, I promise
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  Speaker 1: you and I want the same thing, sir. Is it possible,
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  Speaker 1: I can just try one more time because I feel
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  Speaker 1: really good about presenting one of the main stops on
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  Speaker 1: the tour. I'm with you. So we're back on the tour,
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  Speaker 1: and this is how I would say it to the group. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: if you look out the left side of the bus,
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  Speaker 1: you will see our city's majestic Come on, man, what
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  Speaker 1: are you doing fountain pank? It's our city's majestic fountain. Bro.
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  Speaker 1: This is not TikTok like, this is a real bus tour,
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  Speaker 1: and it really does seem unbelievable that you don't even
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  Speaker 1: know that you did it. Are you lying? Are you
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  Speaker 1: poking fun of me for the first time? Or did
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  Speaker 1: I really do it against I'm so serious. Honestly, this
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  Speaker 1: is getting a little ridiculous. No, I think it's honestly
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  Speaker 1: because I'm so nervous, like I'm talking to my boss.
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  Speaker 1: I've never met you. I think I just like I
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  Speaker 1: need to picture it in my mind. I'm just a
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  Speaker 1: normal tour guide on a normal tour. Or yes, you
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  Speaker 1: kind of need to do that because you're on a
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  Speaker 1: bus tour. You can't be beat boxing man. No, I agree.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to confuse people. It's distracting. I mean, did
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  Speaker 1: you even discuss this with Lisa when she interviewed you?
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  Speaker 1: You know what, I may have left that part out
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  Speaker 1: now that I'm thinking back, I don't think no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: you need to tell people that this is a kind
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  Speaker 1: of a big deal. Well, I just when I practiced
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  Speaker 1: in the mirror. This was flawless. I did it like
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  Speaker 1: five times. I swear I haven't memorized. Of course, you're
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  Speaker 1: practicing in the mirror. There's no one there to make
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  Speaker 1: you anxious or nervous. Of course it's going to be
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  Speaker 1: flawless in but you're going to be in front of
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people. You just can't do that. Man.
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  Speaker 1: That is a good point. But I think my excitement
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  Speaker 1: for this last part of the tour will make me
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  Speaker 1: overcome all of that. What are you doing? Like We're
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  Speaker 1: in the bus and I'm like on the right. Seriously,
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  Speaker 1: is the largest mutemut music makes me lose control? D No,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god? Really music music mu museum, the largest
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  Speaker 1: museum in the city. This is not going to work.
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  Speaker 1: This is absolutely ridiculous. Like I know it is. You've
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  Speaker 1: got to be joking me right now. I am bro.
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  Speaker 1: This is actually Jose for the radio show Broken Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. I'm doing a phone tap on you
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  Speaker 1: right now. Oh my goodness. I can hear the relief
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  Speaker 1: in your voice right now. Man, I was sitting here
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  Speaker 1: thinking like my tour guide is going to beat box
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  Speaker 1: Duds entire for and I am going to lose all
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  Speaker 1: of my customers. No, actually, the owner, Lisa, she's the
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  Speaker 1: one who set you up. She said that you're on vacation,
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  Speaker 1: so she wanted to prank you a little bit with
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  Speaker 1: a new employee. Oh my goodness. Rapping week up every
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  Speaker 1: morning with funk taps weekday mornings on the Twenties Brooke
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning,