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Phone Tap: Psychic Dentist · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And I'm excited for this one
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  Speaker 1: because today we're doing another dual prank. Yes, Brooken Eye
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  Speaker 1: team up and today we call a guy who's scheduled
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  Speaker 1: to go into the dentist for a regular cleaning. His
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  Speaker 1: girlfriend told us he's a little bit anxious about it,
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  Speaker 1: and we're going to try and take his anxiety and
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  Speaker 1: turn it into fear, confusion, and maybe even a small
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  Speaker 1: mental breakdown. Yeah. I know it's a lot to ask
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  Speaker 1: in one of these, but we're going to do our
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  Speaker 1: best in your brand new phone tap. Right now, it's
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  Speaker 1: another on the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Evan from
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  Speaker 1: dental Care. I'm looking to speak with WILLP. This is
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  Speaker 1: hi Will. I was just giving you a call to
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  Speaker 1: confirm your appointment tomorrow at three pm. Yeah, I'll be
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  Speaker 1: there great. And I'm not sure if you saw a
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  Speaker 1: recent email. But our office merged with another practice, so
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  Speaker 1: it's going to be a little different from now on.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean by different, Well, from here on out,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to require all of our patients to go
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  Speaker 1: through a preliminary screening with a very reputable clairvoyant. Oh
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  Speaker 1: what a clairvoyant. We merged businesses with a local psychic
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  Speaker 1: and she pre screens our patients now and we found
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  Speaker 1: it to be very effective. That's definitely different. Yeah, her
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  Speaker 1: name's Psychic Celeste, and she already knows who you are,
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  Speaker 1: so you don't have to worry about introductions. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: gonna put her on right now. Okay, hold please all,
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  Speaker 1: I'm actually I'm busy right now. I don't have time
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  Speaker 1: to see hello Hello Will Hi, Sorry I was just
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  Speaker 1: talking to the dentist office. I think there's some confusion.
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  Speaker 1: I don't Yes, that's right. Well, you're in the right
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  Speaker 1: place in the universe. Sand on the phone. This is
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  Speaker 1: Psychic Celeste. Okay, Hi, Sorry, I'm just going for a
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  Speaker 1: regular cleaning. I don't know what this is about. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I feel that I feel your mouth or is a
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  Speaker 1: little anxious right now? Could be wait wait, I'm getting
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  Speaker 1: ninth grade braces? Am I right? Yeah, I had braces,
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  Speaker 1: but it's on my record in my file for it's
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  Speaker 1: the dentist, so it's not us. I'm in tune with
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  Speaker 1: your inside. What is it about? Why am I talking
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  Speaker 1: to you? I work with a dentist's office, and you
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  Speaker 1: and I will be talking from time to time, and
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  Speaker 1: you never know, you might learn a little about your future.
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  Speaker 1: My watch. Yes, I won't take much of your time.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just going to ask you a couple of questions
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  Speaker 1: and hopefully you'll be all set for your appointment. I
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  Speaker 1: don't understand what I need your help for. I'm all
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  Speaker 1: set because I'm just going for a normal cleaning. Let's
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  Speaker 1: calm that inner energy. And have you had any mouth
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  Speaker 1: pain recently? No, but I'm kind of getting the headache. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: that could be from the mouth pain. I see that
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  Speaker 1: that's a connection there. I'm sorry. This is really weird.
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  Speaker 1: It kind of seems unnecessary. I don't get Oh, this
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  Speaker 1: is big. This is big. Will I can tell that
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  Speaker 1: some time in your near future, it's becoming clear there
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  Speaker 1: will be an intense pain in your back right molar.
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  Speaker 1: Are they going to like drill my molar? What is
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  Speaker 1: going on here? Why are this is an intense experience. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm almost positive it's a very large cavity. Can you
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  Speaker 1: please transfer me back to the dentistry. Oh, of course,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to transfer you back to Evan. Yes, please,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. Hi Will So, I was just listening in there,
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  Speaker 1: and it sounds like Psychic Celest really helped you out.
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad we caught that future cavity. I don't think so.
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  Speaker 1: That's not how dentistry works. I don't understand. Well, I
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  Speaker 1: think we're just lucky that we have you booked for
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  Speaker 1: an appointment tomorrow already. So I'm just going to add
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  Speaker 1: on another half hour. No, take care of that cavity
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  Speaker 1: for you, and I'll just need your credit card. You
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  Speaker 1: can't know if I have a cavity. I'll give you
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  Speaker 1: a credit card if I have one tomorrow when you
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  Speaker 1: check me out. Of you don't know if you have
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  Speaker 1: a cavity or not, and not either to you because
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  Speaker 1: you have to look at my teeth. No, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know that either, but psychic Celeste saw it. A clairvoyant
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  Speaker 1: can't tell you that. Well. To be fair, psychic Celeste
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  Speaker 1: has been here for three weeks and she's been very effective,
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  Speaker 1: almost sixty five percent accuracy. I'm here, so I'm very
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  Speaker 1: glad we have not a great number, especially when you're
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  Speaker 1: talking about drilling people's teeth based on it. Well, we're
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  Speaker 1: not going to drill your teeth immediately. As soon as
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  Speaker 1: you sit in the chair, we'll still do another check,
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  Speaker 1: but we will need that two hundred and fifty dollars
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  Speaker 1: CO pay upfront. Is this some kind of scam? I
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  Speaker 1: don't believe it. Listen, I've been going to you guys
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  Speaker 1: for years and years and years, and I don't understand
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  Speaker 1: what's happening and why you got me involved with a
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  Speaker 1: psychic year. Well, I think you're going to need to
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  Speaker 1: calm down your rage. Aura is getting out of control.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you on the phone. I'm done with you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking to the other guy in charge of the billing,
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  Speaker 1: the guy who's trying to calm me out of two
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  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty bucks. Ah, yes, the other idiot on
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  Speaker 1: the phone. Oh oh, you're talking about me, predict Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm the idiot. Oh okay, I thought Will was the idiot. Excusely,
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  Speaker 1: will we see one more thing in your future? And
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  Speaker 1: it's not a cavity? Will it's laughter what we're seeing
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  Speaker 1: laughter in your future. Will, Because this is actually Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: and Brook from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm serious. Your girlfriend Sasha set you up. She said
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  Speaker 1: that you had a dentist appointment tomorrow, so she wanted
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  Speaker 1: to play a prank on you. I was like, why
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  Speaker 1: is the dentist office merchant with a psychic Oh wait,
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  Speaker 1: I see in your future that you will be going
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  Speaker 1: to the dentist tomorrow, Am I right? Will? Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: Two hundred and fifty dollars please, Oh my god, wake
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  Speaker 1: up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on the
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  Speaker 1: twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning