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Phone Tap: You Gave My Son The Herp · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Today, we call a woman who's co owner of an
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  Speaker 1: entertainment service that provides face painters and princesses and magicians
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  Speaker 1: for kids' birthday parties.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and her.
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  Speaker 1: Boyfriend said she's been dealing with some pretty uptight parents
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  Speaker 1: as a boy. But I promise she has never gotten
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  Speaker 1: a complaint like the one she's about to receive today.
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  Speaker 2: Is it shocking? Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Oh no?
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  Speaker 2: Was it my idea? No?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, it was her boyfriend's. Okay, and out of my
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  Speaker 1: better judgment, I did it anyway. No, so she is
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  Speaker 1: definitely going to be floored when she hears it in
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  Speaker 1: your brand new phone.
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  Speaker 2: Tap right now, Mornings on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: West Entertainment. This is Megan. How can I help you?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm looking to speak with the woman who gave
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  Speaker 1: my child herpies. I'm sorry what someone gave my kid
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  Speaker 1: herpes and I need it to be addressed.
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  Speaker 3: I don't understand how.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my son was at a party with his
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  Speaker 1: friends last Saturday and one of your face painters thought
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  Speaker 1: it would be funny to paint herpes onto his face.
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  Speaker 3: The ringing a bell Okay, okay, it was painted on
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  Speaker 3: his face. Oh thank god? What were you thinking, I
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  Speaker 3: don't even want to say, can you please just tell
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  Speaker 3: me what happened?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 1: So my child comes home and I see him and say,
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  Speaker 1: why do you have herpes on your face?
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  Speaker 2: Son? So he looks at me and says.
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  Speaker 1: They're grapes, Dad, But clearly I know the difference.
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  Speaker 2: They're getting one by me.
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  Speaker 3: So you're saying that one of our face painters painted
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  Speaker 3: the word herpies on the child's face.
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  Speaker 1: No, not the word actual herpes. And he was telling
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  Speaker 1: me there were grapes.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe you're confused because your son thought that they were
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  Speaker 3: grapes and my face painter thought that they were grut
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  Speaker 3: on the face.
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  Speaker 1: Are you trying to tell me that I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what herpes looks like. I've been to burning Man.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how burning Man has anything to do
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  Speaker 3: with this, but I know that my face painter would
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  Speaker 3: never do something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Fine, I've taken a public bus in Detroit. I've taken
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  Speaker 1: a tour of the Hershey factory.
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  Speaker 3: I don't understand all.
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  Speaker 1: Different places where you would contract herpes.
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  Speaker 3: You have a lot of different examples of where you
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  Speaker 3: can get these, but I do I have more.
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  Speaker 2: If you want to hear something.
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  Speaker 3: This has nothing to do with us, sir. I don't
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  Speaker 3: understand what this is about.
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  Speaker 1: It has everything to do with you. My kid thinks
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  Speaker 1: he has herpes because I told him.
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  Speaker 3: Well, then that's your fault, sir, because we wouldn't tell
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  Speaker 3: him something like that.
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  Speaker 1: You told him that your company is the one who
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  Speaker 1: painted it, so you're to blame.
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  Speaker 3: We're a children's entertainment company. Do you seriously think we
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  Speaker 3: would do that.
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  Speaker 1: I think I deserve to be compensated for this sudden
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  Speaker 1: outbreak of injustice.
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  Speaker 3: You want to be component.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's only fair.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I could give you a gift card for a
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  Speaker 3: free face painting session.
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  Speaker 1: What so I can come home and find out you
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  Speaker 1: put gonnerie on his forehead?
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, I don't think so, sir.
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  Speaker 3: You're crossing the line here. I'm really trying to be helpful.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I'm crossing the line at all. I
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  Speaker 1: think at this point you and your crewed face painting
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  Speaker 1: crew need a dose of public shaming to set you
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  Speaker 1: all straight. What how about you stand by a freeway
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  Speaker 1: off ramp holding a sign that says.
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  Speaker 2: I gave herpes to a kid.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, and I tried to cover it up
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  Speaker 1: with gonnor Rhea and a gift card.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, we're done here, sir.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to the Attorney General about you, ma'am,
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  Speaker 1: so your disgusting warped company never paints a face again.
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  Speaker 3: You know what, sir, go right ahead. That would really
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  Speaker 3: make my game.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I'm gonna implicate you and all your face
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  Speaker 1: painters and even your boyfriend Vaughn What because he's the
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  Speaker 1: one who set you up for this prank phone call today.
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  Speaker 3: So ha, oh my god, oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 2: Make it. I'm sorry, this is a joke.
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  Speaker 1: My name is jeff from brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: we're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, that was creepy, creepy. Oh I'm gonna kill him.
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  Speaker 1: I mean yeah, it wasn't my idea. It was definitely
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  Speaker 1: your boyfriend Vaughn's. He emailed us saying that you deal
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  Speaker 1: with crazy parents all the time though from these parties.
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  Speaker 3: God, yes I do.
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  Speaker 2: He thought I could be the craziest of all.
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  Speaker 3: God, that was horrible.
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  Speaker 1: That's exactly what I said after I went on that
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  Speaker 1: Hershey factory tour.
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure you didn't get herpes from that, but
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  Speaker 3: whatever you think, wake up every morning was phone taps
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  Speaker 3: weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,