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Phone Tap: Alan vs Delores · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One of our favorite things to do in these prank
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  Speaker 1: calls is mess with people on their.
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  Speaker 2: First day of work.
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  Speaker 1: And today we had an opportunity too good to pass up.
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  Speaker 1: A guy who just started his new job at a
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  Speaker 1: senior home and he has a multitude of responsibilities, but
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  Speaker 1: his main focus is dealing with any issues that come
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  Speaker 1: up between residents. And I don't know why, but I
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  Speaker 1: just have a weird feeling on his first day, a
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  Speaker 1: big problem is going to come up in your phone.
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  Speaker 2: Tap right now?
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  Speaker 3: Hi, this is Craig hither Greg.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, it's actually Craig with a C. And who am
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  Speaker 4: I speaking with today?
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  Speaker 3: My name's Dolores Hi de laurs Here. You're the new
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  Speaker 3: senior resident coordinator.
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  Speaker 4: The resident relations coordinator. You're right, and it's my first day.
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  Speaker 4: What can I do for you?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I live on the third floor and I have
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  Speaker 3: a neighbor named Alan okay. Oh, he's an awful, grouchy,
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  Speaker 3: old buzzard of a man.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry to hear that.
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  Speaker 3: You and me bulls. And he's got these windshimes on
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  Speaker 3: his porch refuses to take him down all night long.
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  Speaker 3: They just are going and I can't hear sound effects
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  Speaker 3: from a wheel of fortune.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, and I'm sorry. What room did he say you're
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  Speaker 4: in here?
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  Speaker 3: I'm in three eleven. Three eleven, yeah, three eleven. That's
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  Speaker 3: the same number of lovers I've had in my lifetime.
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  Speaker 4: That's more information than I need.
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  Speaker 3: I keep a notch on my bedpost at the same
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  Speaker 3: bed post since World War Two. Wow, I went through
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  Speaker 3: a lot of soldiers during that time.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, the lords, I will look at this and I
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  Speaker 4: will I will circle back with you, so you have
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  Speaker 4: a great day.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, take care.
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  Speaker 1: Hi.
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  Speaker 4: This is Greg.
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  Speaker 2: Yay there Greg. This is Alan Win to your bottom.
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  Speaker 4: Hi, Hi, Alan, AND's actually Craig with a C at
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  Speaker 4: the front of it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna help this share whatever.
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  Speaker 5: I'm in room three thirteen. Man, I just spoke to
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  Speaker 5: one of the floors here.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry you heard me.
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  Speaker 5: She's got a reputation around here, and she told me
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  Speaker 5: that she ratted me out, dirty business, getting my business.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, yes, she did. She did call him and
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  Speaker 4: mentioned an issue with your wind chime.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah you're you're not taking them? You over my dead body.
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  Speaker 5: I brought these chimes back from the war.
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  Speaker 4: Uh with windshimes from the war. Wow, I've I've never
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  Speaker 4: heard of that.
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  Speaker 2: You don't sound like the brightest bold there.
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  Speaker 4: Son.
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  Speaker 5: They helped me stay awake so that I'm ready for
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  Speaker 5: any intruders trying to break in and steal my disposable rasor.
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  Speaker 4: Is that a thing that happens? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Sure, dude. Do you man escape? Greg?
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  Speaker 4: Because I still do, Greg Craig, And good for you, sir.
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  Speaker 4: It's it's important to take care of ourselves.
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  Speaker 2: Get Yeah, I knew mine in a triangle.
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  Speaker 4: Oh that's just wow. The records here, you guys share
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  Speaker 4: a lot of information.
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  Speaker 2: You know what.
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  Speaker 5: Just from the sound of your voice there, I feel
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  Speaker 5: like I'm probably more of a man than you.
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  Speaker 1: Greg.
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  Speaker 4: Let's not go there. You know we're both on the
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  Speaker 4: same side here, right are we?
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  Speaker 5: How about you come over to my room and let's
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  Speaker 5: measure Johnson.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I don't think we need to do that.
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  Speaker 2: I see who the real man is.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, Alan, Like, I tell you what I'd like
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  Speaker 4: to focus on right now.
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  Speaker 1: At the hey, who's there?
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  Speaker 2: Someone's at the door? Who isn't he?
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  Speaker 3: Alan? O?
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  Speaker 2: Look who it is?
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  Speaker 3: It's the floor A piece of older everything you said.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you can hear me?
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  Speaker 4: Huh, old piece of buzzard brains come back.
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  Speaker 3: You've just been mad ever since I turned you down
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  Speaker 3: at Bingo.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, I turned you down, your floozy surprised you can
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  Speaker 5: hear anything I'm saying with the rotating door of men.
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  Speaker 2: You got your apartment?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god?
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  Speaker 3: They leave satisfied, unlike you the other night.
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  Speaker 2: What that's supposed to mean.
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  Speaker 3: It means they've got new hips that I can tell.
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  Speaker 2: Come down there, Sonny, just RelA.
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  Speaker 4: I need you guys to call down.
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  Speaker 5: He's not he's not understanding what's happening that it's just
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  Speaker 5: a prank call on the ring.
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  Speaker 3: Just tell him, tell him frank phone call.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah you what, Yes, you're on the radio right now, Craig.
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  Speaker 2: So we're not old people. We're brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: Oh it's Craig.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like, what job did I don't you come over
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  Speaker 5: and and you and me can shav each other.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have any hair left, shame. Wake up. Every
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  Speaker 3: morning was fun tap weekday mornings on the twenties, brooking
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  Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning,