Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Bike Detective
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- 0:16Speaker 1: not just doing a phone tap. Oh okay, we're solving
- 0:19Speaker 1: a mystery because we call a guy who just had
- 0:24Speaker 1: his bike stolen from his house. Oh, sun man. He
- 0:28Speaker 1: put up posters around his neighborhood asking if anybody has
- 0:31Speaker 1: seen it. So far, there's been no response. Oh, but
- 0:36Speaker 1: this could be his lucky day because guess who wants
- 0:39Speaker 1: to jump in and help, none other than Murder Mystery
- 0:43Speaker 1: podcast hosts Jose Blagna. No, that would be the worst
- 0:49Speaker 1: job for you ever. It really would be. He's already
- 0:52Speaker 1: to put his amateur detective skills to the test and
- 0:57Speaker 1: finally crack the low level crime case of the century. Yeah,
- 1:02Speaker 1: it's your brand new phone tap right now. The twenties. Hello,
- 1:12Speaker 1: Hi is this Rick? Yes, this is Rick. Hey Rick. Um,
- 1:18Speaker 1: my name's Charlie and I was calling about the posters
- 1:21Speaker 1: that you put up around the neighborhood about the stolen bike.
- 1:24Speaker 1: Oh okay, did you find it? No, not yet, but
- 1:29Speaker 1: I'm not giving up. Okay, so you're like looking forward,
- 1:36Speaker 1: well kind of. I host an investigative podcast series. That's
- 1:42Speaker 1: great and yeah it is great and cool. Yeah, I'm
- 1:47Speaker 1: sure it is cool. Yeah, but how's that gonna help?
- 1:51Speaker 1: It's gonna help a lot, are you kidding? See, here's
- 1:54Speaker 1: the thing from my previous podcast. Maybe you've heard about
- 1:57Speaker 1: Ted Bundy Jeffrey Dahmer, like the Killers. Yes, yes, I've
- 2:04Speaker 1: heard of them. Okay, so I have a podcast about them. Cool? Huh.
- 2:09Speaker 1: I guess I just don't understand how that is in
- 2:11Speaker 1: any way related to my bike. Well, that's true, you're right.
- 2:15Speaker 1: Those cases were like totally different, mainly because they were
- 2:17Speaker 1: already solved by the time I got to them. But hey,
- 2:20Speaker 1: you never know, detectives make mistakes all the time. That
- 2:24Speaker 1: doesn't really mean anything to me. But you know, if
- 2:26Speaker 1: you actually see the bike or you find it, can
- 2:28Speaker 1: you please call me? Yeah? Oh yeah, Well hold on
- 2:31Speaker 1: for a second, though. I mean I've actually done some
- 2:33Speaker 1: legwork here, Like, what do you mean. I interviewed three
- 2:37Speaker 1: of your neighbors, and I've set up a timeline of
- 2:40Speaker 1: the entire crime. Okay, well, I already know it was
- 2:44Speaker 1: stolen Thursday night. I don't really need a timeline here.
- 2:46Speaker 1: What can you tell me about the crime scene? Can
- 2:48Speaker 1: you discuss some of the dirty details? Yeah? Can you
- 2:53Speaker 1: give me any of the dirt for sure? I wrote
- 2:56Speaker 1: it home from work Thursday evening, left it in my yard.
- 3:00Speaker 1: What the Friday morning when I woke up, Oh god
- 3:03Speaker 1: it Okay, Well that does narrow down some of the suspects.
- 3:06Speaker 1: So thanks for that info. Who are your suspects? Then
- 3:09Speaker 1: you're next door neighbor Jenny. She's an older woman, correct, Yeah,
- 3:14Speaker 1: but she's seventy five. I highly doubt she would steal
- 3:17Speaker 1: a bike. That's probably what she wants you to think. Yeah,
- 3:22Speaker 1: I really don't think it was her. Did I not
- 3:24Speaker 1: tell you that I have a murder mystery podcast? I
- 3:27Speaker 1: would defer to me on this. I'm not ruling anybody out,
- 3:30Speaker 1: but I am saying I think she did it, especially
- 3:34Speaker 1: because she claims she wanted her plants at seven thirty
- 3:37Speaker 1: pm the night of and when I talked to her
- 3:41Speaker 1: neighbor Gordon, he said he always hears her watching Jeopardy
- 3:46Speaker 1: at that same time. A little fishy. Don't you think,
- 3:51Speaker 1: Oh my god, you can't be watering your plants and
- 3:53Speaker 1: watching Jeopardy at the same time. I mean, that's true,
- 3:57Speaker 1: but I don't think that's relevant at all, and I
- 4:00Speaker 1: think we can rule her out for sure at this point. Okay, well,
- 4:03Speaker 1: you know you're the total amateur, so whatever I mean,
- 4:06Speaker 1: we'll go with your thought process. I guess. Okay, I'm
- 4:08Speaker 1: sure I'm the one that called the area for clues. Okay,
- 4:12Speaker 1: what did you find that? Just between you and me,
- 4:15Speaker 1: I found something, and that something was a lot of
- 4:18Speaker 1: fresh dog poop, just lying around dog poop. Yeah, what
- 4:24Speaker 1: does that have to do with my bike at all?
- 4:26Speaker 1: I think it's obvious. It tells me that the thief
- 4:28Speaker 1: may or may not own a dog. My neighborhood is
- 4:32Speaker 1: full of dogs that could be anybody's dog poop. So
- 4:35Speaker 1: we're getting close. What this is exactly what happened on
- 4:39Speaker 1: my podcast when I interviewed OJ Simpson's third cousin twice removed.
- 4:43Speaker 1: He thought he was innocent, but you know what they
- 4:45Speaker 1: ruled he was. Oh okay, I don't miss anything, brother. Okay,
- 4:51Speaker 1: just if you actually find my bike or find it,
- 4:53Speaker 1: who took it. Just please give me a call. But
- 4:55Speaker 1: I have to get off the phone right now. I
- 4:57Speaker 1: have to go. Oh sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead. No,
- 4:59Speaker 1: you you can go. But let me just ask you this.
- 5:02Speaker 1: Do you have insurance on that bike of yours? What?
- 5:05Speaker 1: Because I smell insurance fraud? Buddy, Yeah, I don't have
- 5:07Speaker 1: insurance on my bike. It's a bike. Who does that?
- 5:09Speaker 1: It's it's it's worth like seventy five dollars. Ah, how
- 5:13Speaker 1: would you know exactly what your bike is? Worse, I'm
- 5:17Speaker 1: the one who bought it. Where were you Thursday night
- 5:19Speaker 1: at seven thirty pm? Why are you yelling at me?
- 5:22Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I'm doing a prank phone call?
- 5:26Speaker 1: What a prank fall? Go I don't have to yell
- 5:29Speaker 1: anymore a prank phone call because this is actually Jose
- 5:32Speaker 1: from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
- 5:34Speaker 1: We're doing a phone Bro's. Um, hey, don't blame me,
- 5:39Speaker 1: blame your best friend, Anthony Man. He's the one who
- 5:42Speaker 1: set you up. He said your bike was stolen and
- 5:43Speaker 1: he wanted to cheer you up. Anthony, I am going
- 5:47Speaker 1: to kill him. Well, if you're gonna kill him, looks
- 5:49Speaker 1: like I'm gonna have to keep following you like I've
- 5:51Speaker 1: been doing since Thursday. Wait, what every morning The twenties
- 6:00Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.