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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2020: #5 Stuck In A Vending Machine · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: halfway through our countdown of the top ten phone taps
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  Speaker 1: of the year powered by Xbox Series X. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: now it's time to reveal number five on the list.
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  Speaker 1: This one features yours truly. Yours truly would be me, Yes, Jeffrey.
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  Speaker 1: I guess the other listeners don't know who I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 1: He's yours. Yes. And today I call a supervisor of
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  Speaker 1: a large vending machine company and I tell him that
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  Speaker 1: I'm a new hire and while I was restocking some snacks,
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  Speaker 1: ran into a little bit of a problem. My god,
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  Speaker 1: you kind of got myself stuck inside the machine. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and you've got to watch the animated version of this,
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  Speaker 1: because we have the animated versions on our Facebook page
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  Speaker 1: at Brook and Jeffrey. And this one is so funny. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's a pretty good one. And I tell him he
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  Speaker 1: needs to be the one that helps me find my
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  Speaker 1: way out of the vending machine. It's your number five
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  Speaker 1: phone tap of the year right now. And remember, after
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  Speaker 1: you hear it, we called twenty five. You'll win an
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  Speaker 1: number five. Hello. Hey, is this Doug yeah speaking? Who's this? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Oh thank god? My name's Connor. Who Connor. I'm the
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  Speaker 1: new vending machine operator for your business. You gotta speak up.
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  Speaker 1: I can't hear you. Get closer to the phone. I
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  Speaker 1: dropped my phone. I can't get that close to this.
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  Speaker 1: As close as I can reach. Who are you? I'm
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  Speaker 1: a new vending machine operator for your business. Brent hired me,
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  Speaker 1: Brent hire you? Yeah, I really need your help though,
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  Speaker 1: Oh cold Bran. I tried. I tried, but his phone's
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  Speaker 1: been offered something and he gave me your number to
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  Speaker 1: call in case of an emergency. And this is definitely
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  Speaker 1: an emergency. What happened? What did you did someone hurt? What? Well? Okay, first,
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  Speaker 1: I just I want to let you know. I know
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  Speaker 1: we've never met before, but it's a privilege to work
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  Speaker 1: for you. Okay, Yeah, right, it's very nice. I'm showing
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  Speaker 1: you a very nice guy. Just love my job. Just
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  Speaker 1: please don't fire me. I just tell me. The emergency
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  Speaker 1: will get till this late. What happened? So you guys,
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  Speaker 1: you know as a vendor for your company, sir, I
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  Speaker 1: have to stop the snacks out a bunch of business.
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  Speaker 1: And I know how I know. You Just get to
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  Speaker 1: what happened. I know how bending works. On Friday, I
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  Speaker 1: was in one of the buildings and I don't remember
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  Speaker 1: which one it was, but I got really tired. Oh
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  Speaker 1: I just did something really Okay, are you crying? I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Look, I'm going on my business. You need
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  Speaker 1: to man up right now. Stop crying. Just tell me
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  Speaker 1: straight out what happened. Okay. So I was really tired,
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  Speaker 1: so I needed to take a quick cat nap. You're
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  Speaker 1: telling me that you took a nap in one of
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  Speaker 1: my prime businesses with my machine. D No. No, I'm
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  Speaker 1: in somewhere I can't get out of. I need to
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  Speaker 1: tell you. Wait, are you a jail. No, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: gonna say, okay, I don't know what to do because
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  Speaker 1: I fell asleep inside the vending machine and now I'm
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  Speaker 1: locked inside. I don't know. It just looked comfortable and
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  Speaker 1: there sat. How did you? I know, stupid? How did
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  Speaker 1: you get a bed? I'm really vendy. I just moved
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  Speaker 1: some stuff over and then I squeezed in, but it
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  Speaker 1: was too tight. Where are you? That's the thing I
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  Speaker 1: don't remember. Down you are running up my face. It's weird,
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  Speaker 1: kind of I got four bunch of businesses. You've got
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  Speaker 1: to remember one thing. I can't send someone a four
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  Speaker 1: bunch of businesses. Okay, okay, let me think. I can't
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  Speaker 1: think of anything. Oh my god, you gotta be kidding me. God,
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  Speaker 1: what did the building look like? I'm an address a
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  Speaker 1: sign outside? I don't remember. That was three days ago.
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  Speaker 1: Three days ago. You been have the sheet for three days,
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  Speaker 1: and now you finally caught me. I'm lucky that I
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  Speaker 1: fully stopped it before I got in, because there's lots
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  Speaker 1: of snacks in here. But I'm running a long Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, we have three days? Yeah? Okay, wait a minute,
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  Speaker 1: what did you do for bathroom? I've been holding it
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  Speaker 1: three days. You're holding it. I've been drinking my own pea.
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  Speaker 1: What the with you? I'm trying to stay long? I
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  Speaker 1: have goddamn of the first day. I'm thirsty the I've
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  Speaker 1: been rationing. Give cups of ranch. It's the only licking
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  Speaker 1: besides the team. Keep your phone on. I'm calling nine.
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  Speaker 1: Please don't do that. Don't call the crop. Help you
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  Speaker 1: to fall battery. Maybe they could trace it. Probably, this
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  Speaker 1: is super embarrassing. I don't want it on the news.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna go up in my machine. I don't want that. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna show up on a website that's gonna say like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: etiot vending machine worker stuck in his own vending machine
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  Speaker 1: drinks feed. I'm like the problem. You don't want to
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  Speaker 1: point the Hey, kid, you're just like YouTube, YouTube, YouTube.
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  Speaker 1: What what are you talking about? Like, how if you
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  Speaker 1: get kidnapped and put in the trunk, there's like a
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  Speaker 1: release lever from the inside, and maybe like a vending
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  Speaker 1: machine has one because you know, no, because nobody supp
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  Speaker 1: the climbing one. Oh, I knew you'd say that. That's
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  Speaker 1: why I gotta tell you. It's a great phone call.
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  Speaker 1: Why wait said get what you say? What you say?
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  Speaker 1: I say, I'm not really stuck in a venting machine.
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  Speaker 1: I don't work for you. My name is Jeffrey from
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  Speaker 1: the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing a phone tap on you. You gotta be
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  Speaker 1: kidding me. You gotta be kidding. I am kidding you
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  Speaker 1: believe it. Holy Don't worry, man, it's a joke. Brent
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  Speaker 1: set you up because he said this was the first
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  Speaker 1: time he hired a guy without your permission. He wanted
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  Speaker 1: to mess with you. He said that you were drinking
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  Speaker 1: your piss inside of the bed. It's better. That was
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  Speaker 1: your number five phone tap of twenty twenty