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Phone Tap PODCAST: Football Coach · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: We Hi, I'm looking to speak with coach Michael. This
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  Speaker 1: is coach Who's this? My name is mel Lester. I'm
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  Speaker 1: the assistant to the superintendent. How are you today? I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing well. How are you? Oh, I'm doing a okay, Mike,
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for asking. I know we haven't spoken before, but
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  Speaker 1: you know, since the football season is going to be
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  Speaker 1: starting up soon, Superintendent Shaw wanted me to reach out
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  Speaker 1: to all the coaches and have a little chat and
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  Speaker 1: chat about what So it turns out some of the
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  Speaker 1: parents have been complaining about a few of the things
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  Speaker 1: in the game. So we're going to be making a
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  Speaker 1: couple of rule changes for the upcoming season. So you're
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  Speaker 1: just listening to the parents, You're not going to listen
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  Speaker 1: to the coaches. Well, I mean, if we didn't hear
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  Speaker 1: them out first, then they wouldn't have their kids come
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  Speaker 1: out to play, so we kind of had Tom. I
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  Speaker 1: guess well, I'm glad you understand, coach, But as you know,
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot of parents nowadays who think the sports
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  Speaker 1: a little too violent. They're not going to stop us
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  Speaker 1: from tackling each other. No, no, no, I mean not
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  Speaker 1: yet at least, But just to help with the optics
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  Speaker 1: of the sport, we're gonna have to change the term
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  Speaker 1: tackle to something else, something a little softer tackle, because
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  Speaker 1: you know, it sounds kind of aggressive. So instead, when
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  Speaker 1: you're teaching the kids, instead of saying tackle, from now on,
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  Speaker 1: you'll need to say happy hug, happy huh. So instead
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  Speaker 1: of saying, go tackle him, I need you to motivate
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  Speaker 1: your players by telling them to hug the stuffing out
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  Speaker 1: of that kid. Do you know how assinine this sounds.
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  Speaker 1: I do, trust me, But you know how the parents
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  Speaker 1: are now. The parents shouldn't be running the game. This
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  Speaker 1: is football, an American tradition. Well it can still be
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  Speaker 1: an American tradition, but we're just gonna have a few slight,
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  Speaker 1: teensy tiny switches to it. That's all you're telling me.
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  Speaker 1: There's more. There's happy hugs, and there's more. Yeah. Also,
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  Speaker 1: the parents are a little worried that the game's too
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  Speaker 1: risky from a speed standpoint, So we're not gonna be
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  Speaker 1: able to do that anymore. To what run? You know,
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  Speaker 1: we can't have the players running as what do you
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  Speaker 1: mean they can't run? Well, we just we need to
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  Speaker 1: slow it down just a little bit. That's why players
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  Speaker 1: in our league are only going to be able to
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  Speaker 1: move at a brisk walk. Are you serious? I'm maybe
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  Speaker 1: a skip, but anything faster than that they're going to
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  Speaker 1: get penalized. I'm not telling my players to walk briskly
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  Speaker 1: or even walk faster. That's not football. I'm with you,
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  Speaker 1: I'm with you, coach. I mean, we're just lucky that
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  Speaker 1: the beach ball rule didn't get past because that was
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  Speaker 1: a close one. So what some of the parents were
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  Speaker 1: suggesting that we use a beach ball instead of a football.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's a lot less pointy, it's non threatened.
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  Speaker 1: Get the hell out of here, well a beatball, coach.
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  Speaker 1: I agree with you, and we all agree to get
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  Speaker 1: your head out of yours. I'm at a breaking point
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  Speaker 1: with this. Are you hidding me? Coach? See I think
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  Speaker 1: this kind of talk from you, this aggressive talk, that's
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  Speaker 1: what the parents don't like football. That's the game is play. Look, coach,
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  Speaker 1: I understand that you're upset, but the way you're speaking
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  Speaker 1: to me right now, it's bringing back a lot of
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  Speaker 1: negative memories from my father. So that is not my responsibility.
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  Speaker 1: I am a damn football coach. And the day I
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  Speaker 1: will ever set foot on the field where kids are
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  Speaker 1: hitting beatballs and they're hugging each other is the day
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  Speaker 1: I'm done. You hear me, This conversation is over. You
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  Speaker 1: can run it off the superintendent. I don't get flying.
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  Speaker 1: What the damn is so funny? And why are you laughing?
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  Speaker 1: You think this is some kind of yop. I do
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  Speaker 1: think it's kind of a joke. Well I don't. You're
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  Speaker 1: talking about my career. Fun But no. The reason why
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  Speaker 1: I say it's a joke is because I'm not really
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  Speaker 1: calling from the school. My name is Where the hell
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  Speaker 1: are you calling from? I'll tell you right now. I
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  Speaker 1: got your phone number. I have your number two because
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  Speaker 1: my name's Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. I'm doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: Are you You're kidding with me, right, I am kidding.
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  Speaker 1: This is all prank. Your wife, Shelby, said that you
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  Speaker 1: were a little worried about coming back to coach. Sorry.
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  Speaker 1: She thought it would be really funny to mess with you.
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  Speaker 1: She knows you're really passionate about football when you said
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  Speaker 1: about the reach, as long as did it with a
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  Speaker 1: smile of every morning fook tabs weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: Holy on removing ninety two point five