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Phone Tap PODCAST: Beta Sushi Fish · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight huway. Hello, Hi there,
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  Speaker 1: I was looking to speak with Devin's mom. This is
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  Speaker 1: Hi there. My name is Ron. I go by teacher Ron.
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  Speaker 1: I'm your daughter's substitute. Teacher's. Nice to meet you. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: nice to meet you. I've heard a lot about you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's good hopefully good things. Yeah, what's up? Um? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to call and say I'm sorry about what happened.
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  Speaker 1: Devin told me that her fish died over the weekend. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's been us been a hard thing to go through,
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  Speaker 1: but I told her it's a part of life and
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  Speaker 1: I know she'll she'll get through it. Well, that's a
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  Speaker 1: good message. That's kind of thing can be tough on kids,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Yeah. Yeah. So the reason that I'm calling
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  Speaker 1: is do you still happen to have it at your
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  Speaker 1: house by any chance? What do you mean? I don't
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  Speaker 1: understand the fish? Do you still have it. Yeah, we do.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna do a little burial with the family in
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  Speaker 1: the backyard tonight. Oh okay, Well, I was hoping I
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  Speaker 1: was going to be able to convince you to give
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  Speaker 1: the little guy to me. What Yeah, yeah, I was
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  Speaker 1: wondering if I could get my hands on that little guy.
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  Speaker 1: You're joking right, well, a little bit about me. And
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  Speaker 1: this might sound kind of weird, but I love sushi.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you kidding you right now? No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not. You know, I am on a substitute teacher salary.
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  Speaker 1: I don't make very much, and you wouldn't believe how
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  Speaker 1: few options there are for me to get my hands
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  Speaker 1: on some fresh fish. So I'm sorry, what did you think, Ron? Teacher? Ron?
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  Speaker 1: This is one of the most inappropriate things I've ever heard.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you calling a child's parent you stand all
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  Speaker 1: in appropriate? This is well, no, I didn't really find
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  Speaker 1: it inappropriate. It's just you know, I've I was hoping
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  Speaker 1: I could get my hands on some fresh fish. Have
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  Speaker 1: you seen market price for fish lately? It's really expensive.
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  Speaker 1: So this isn't like fresh salmon. This isn't nagi. We're
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  Speaker 1: talking about a beta fish. You know. Some teachers want apples,
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  Speaker 1: others want fish. I mean, I eat all my students
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  Speaker 1: dead fish. I do. It's disgusting. Does the school administration
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  Speaker 1: know about this? Well, I don't think they need to know.
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  Speaker 1: And you sound angry? Is it? The transportation is not?
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  Speaker 1: I'm beyond angry. I'm speechless. I can't believe I'm having
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  Speaker 1: this conversation right now. Is transportation or problem? Because I
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  Speaker 1: can come over and pick the little guy up. I
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  Speaker 1: don't expect you to bring it to me. That's what
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  Speaker 1: you stop now. You're not getting the fish. You can
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  Speaker 1: stop asking for that. Who eats fish from kids? Don't
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  Speaker 1: say okay, okay, okay, Cruella de Ville, Okay, I get it, Cruella,
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  Speaker 1: I get it. Cruella Deville. You don't want me to
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  Speaker 1: have the fish. You're very mature. How old are you?
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  Speaker 1: You are a bad person. You're a bad person. I'm
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  Speaker 1: a bad person, A bad because I am protecting my
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  Speaker 1: children from insane people. Yeah, that makes me a bad person.
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  Speaker 1: Because I want some sushi. I hear about some fresh fish,
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  Speaker 1: and I want it. I'm willing to pay a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: You're sick. I haven't had beta fish in like two semesters.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. I don't want you teaching my daughter anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you should be teaching anyone's kids. You
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  Speaker 1: shouldn't be around kids. Okay, well, obviously you're not going
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  Speaker 1: to give me the fish, but your daughter did tell
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  Speaker 1: me that your family dog is getting up there in years,
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  Speaker 1: So can I call back? Oh, this has got to
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  Speaker 1: be a joke. You're joking, right, Yes, I am. Your friend,
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  Speaker 1: Brittany set you up. Wait, you're not the substitute teacher.
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  Speaker 1: This is a joke. Yes, this is a joke. Your
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  Speaker 1: friend emailed me and told me the story about your
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  Speaker 1: daughter's fish and then the weird substitute teacher, so I
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  Speaker 1: thought i'd use both of those to creep you out
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  Speaker 1: a little bit. Did you really think that your kid's
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  Speaker 1: substitute teacher wanted to eat her dead fish? For a second,
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  Speaker 1: this was a joke and everything, But seriously, beta fish
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  Speaker 1: is a prime right now. So if I can get
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  Speaker 1: my hands on that bad boy, you're stick. That is
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  Speaker 1: so to sup