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Phone Tap PODCAST: Snobby Spa Package · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Go one eight hundred duy away or go to one
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  Speaker 1: be the difference between a dismiss case or jail time
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  Speaker 1: one eight hundred do you why away? He's another Jubila
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties. Holy, I'm moving. Hello. Hi, this is Jasper.
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling from day spot. I was looking to speak
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  Speaker 1: with Marissa. This is she. Hi. Okay, so you're loud? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Can you sorry? Yeah? Can you do a favorite? Can
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  Speaker 1: you lower your voice just a little bit? I was like,
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  Speaker 1: am I talking to a person or a freight train
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  Speaker 1: right now? So? Oh? Sorry? Is this better? Yeah? I
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  Speaker 1: guess so. Um. Anyway, I'm just confirming your reservation for
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  Speaker 1: this afternoon at four thirty yet, huh, I see we
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  Speaker 1: have you down for the Serendipitous Peaceful Tranquility Sunrise package. Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know the name of it. My boyfriend he
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  Speaker 1: got it for me as an anniversary present. It sounds lovely.
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  Speaker 1: So you're a gift Carter. I guess maybe it's fun. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So I'm guessing you've never spawned before. Well, I mean
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  Speaker 1: I've had a massage at an airport before. That was nice.
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  Speaker 1: I stop so no, so no, that'd be a no,
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  Speaker 1: that'd be a hard no. I guess not then. Sorry. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so well, since you're sort of dumb, I guess i'll
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  Speaker 1: go over the rules with you. Excuse me, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: did you really just say that to me? Sorry? What
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  Speaker 1: I meant was, since you're a SPA virgin, so this
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  Speaker 1: is gonna be way different than getting a neck rub
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  Speaker 1: while your feet are sitting down on top of your
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  Speaker 1: carry on. Okay, I just I didn't really appreciate the
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  Speaker 1: way you're speaking to me right now again with the voice.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me. I was actually really excited about getting this
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  Speaker 1: fat package, and you're being very r I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if you're paying attention to the conversation, but I just
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  Speaker 1: asked you to keep your voice down and you got
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  Speaker 1: even louder. Oh my gosh, what is wrong with you?
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  Speaker 1: I am? I was being completely pleasant and very very
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  Speaker 1: very nice, and you were just you called me dumb,
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  Speaker 1: and you're being really rude for no reason at all. Okay, Look,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. I just haven't had my morning
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  Speaker 1: coffee yet and I'm kind of hungover from a little
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  Speaker 1: too much happy hour last night, so I'm sorry. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: thank you for apologizing. You're welcome. That was super hard
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  Speaker 1: to do. So anyway, can I just tell you a
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  Speaker 1: little bit about the experience? Sure? So, because you booked
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  Speaker 1: the Serendibitous Peaceful Tranquility Sunrise package. That means when you
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  Speaker 1: come in, we're going to give you a relaxing beverage
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  Speaker 1: while we whisper some calm things in your ear, sort
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  Speaker 1: of a verbal massage when you start interesting. Okay, and
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  Speaker 1: based on what I've heard so far, you probably want
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  Speaker 1: like a red Bull or a Monster energy drink or something.
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  Speaker 1: What is that supposed to mean? I just meant what
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  Speaker 1: kind of beverage do you want? I'm just trying to
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  Speaker 1: go for some of your favorites. Are you more of
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  Speaker 1: a bang energy drink type person? Why do you think
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  Speaker 1: that I need an energy drink? Why? Why do you
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  Speaker 1: think that that is part of my personality? Okay? So
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  Speaker 1: what do you drink? Then? Um? I drink white wine
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  Speaker 1: Chardonnay to be exact. Thank you? Oh okay, we have
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  Speaker 1: a box of that somewhere. I think, Wow, a box
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  Speaker 1: of wine. You're being so judgmental right now. I can't
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  Speaker 1: even believe my boyfriend would book you guys. Okay, it's
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  Speaker 1: just that you're a gift card and what does that
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  Speaker 1: even me? Why does that like describe me as a person?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you being judgmental about getting gift cards? Everybody
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  Speaker 1: gets gift cards? Okay, I'm sorry, I'm wrong again. Whatever?
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  Speaker 1: Can we just move on? What kind of flavor do
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  Speaker 1: you want? Flavor of what? Enema and enema? Everybody gets
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  Speaker 1: a complimentary enema. We have a couple of different flavors.
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  Speaker 1: We have peppermint, peach snops or Chipotle. Do you I
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  Speaker 1: don't want a Chipotle flavored enema? That sounds disgusting. I
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  Speaker 1: feel I feel like there's a little tension here. You know.
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  Speaker 1: My boyfriend said that this was a super high end,
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  Speaker 1: like luxury kind of experience of the spa, and this
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  Speaker 1: sounds very unprofessional first role. And I don't even think
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  Speaker 1: that your services that you're offering are very great either.
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  Speaker 1: So based on that, I'm guessing no leech bath either.
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  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? That's a thing that you do
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  Speaker 1: a leech bath? Okay, So I'm guessing that's how about this, listen.
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  Speaker 1: I just want a normal massage and a facial that's it.
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  Speaker 1: That's all I want. Can you do that? Yeah, that's fine.
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  Speaker 1: If you want to be basic, I can put you
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  Speaker 1: down for the Royal Trailer park package. Are you interested
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  Speaker 1: in that? Really? That's what you call that park package.
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  Speaker 1: That's where you come in. I throw hands a spam
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  Speaker 1: at you until you get the out of my salon.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you are terrible. This is the worst
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  Speaker 1: treatment I have ever gotten ever from customer service. I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't be caught dead as a customer in your ridiculous spot.
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  Speaker 1: Well then let me tell you it's a prank phone call. Then?
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  Speaker 1: Can I just do that one thing before you go?
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  Speaker 1: Don't try to play this off with some kind of prank.
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  Speaker 1: Is that No, I'm trying to tell you this is
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  Speaker 1: a prank phone call. This is actually Jewel from Brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on
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  Speaker 1: you and your boyfriend Brad sat you up. What It's
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  Speaker 1: a joke, Mike? Are you serious? Yeah? He said he
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  Speaker 1: got you a gift certificate for a really fancy spa
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  Speaker 1: and you've never been in one before, so he wanted
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  Speaker 1: to mess with you. Oh my god, I thought I
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  Speaker 1: was talking to the worst person in the world. And
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  Speaker 1: I thought I was talking to the worst person in
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  Speaker 1: the world. Another gift carter you, oh my gosh too much.
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  Speaker 1: Will enjoy your Chipotle Anima when they give that to you.
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  Speaker 1: That should be funeing you.