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#3 Phone Tap of 2025: Sexy Long Haul Truckers · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: We're getting closer and closer to the top phone tap
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  Speaker 1: of the year as we continue our countdown. We're at
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  Speaker 1: number three today. This is huge and this one. Brook
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  Speaker 1: calls a guy whose job is to answer those one
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  Speaker 1: eight hundred how's my Driving calls? You know from on
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  Speaker 1: the road, people actually call those, and he's definitely gotten
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  Speaker 1: some bizarre and strange feedback before. Guaranteed he's never had
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  Speaker 1: one like this. That's why it's your number three phone
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  Speaker 1: tab of the year right now.
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  Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jefferies ten phone taps of Christmas, number
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  Speaker 2: three for transport services this as well. How can I
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  Speaker 2: help you?
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  Speaker 3: Hi?
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  Speaker 4: Hi? I saw this on the back of a truck.
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  Speaker 4: It says how's my driving? And there's like a phone number.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the place to call. Do you have
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  Speaker 2: a truck ID number that you're calling about?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wouldn't miss it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, can you tell me take that down quick.
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  Speaker 4: XB dash six nine. I'm actually following it right now.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you got it. Did you have a complaint or
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  Speaker 2: a comment you would like to log or ask me about?
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  Speaker 4: Actually I have a compliment.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So he's driving, well then I just.
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  Speaker 4: Think he is rather good.
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  Speaker 2: Looking oh okay, Well, this isn't like a way to
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  Speaker 2: like connect you with the driver. It's more the weekend monster.
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  Speaker 3: Really hear you right now? But I just have a
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  Speaker 3: quick question because I'm a so mady.
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  Speaker 4: He's single.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why you would assume that I.
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  Speaker 4: Drove next to him. I drove next to him, and
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  Speaker 4: I did that horn pole thing you know do dude? Oh,
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  Speaker 4: and there was no ring on that hand, So my question.
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  Speaker 2: That's interesting. I don't know why you're telling me all this.
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  Speaker 4: Just wait listen.
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  Speaker 5: I need his name.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Unfortunately, I'm not able to disclose that information to callers.
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  Speaker 4: I mean you you have a semi radio. Can you
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  Speaker 4: just like deliver a message from me?
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  Speaker 2: Then? No, that would actually be a breach in our
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  Speaker 2: contract with our drivers.
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  Speaker 4: Rosebud over and out.
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  Speaker 3: There's a lady following you who thinks you are sexy.
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  Speaker 4: Right, she is sexy too.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I will need to end this call unless there's
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  Speaker 2: anything that I need to address about their driving.
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  Speaker 4: No, what you know, what? Can you just leave him
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  Speaker 4: a message from me?
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  Speaker 5: Hmm, it's really quick.
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  Speaker 3: I just need you to tell him when he stopped
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  Speaker 3: to get gas at exit thirty nine, I was just.
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  Speaker 4: Joking about putting an air tag on his truck.
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  Speaker 2: Oh samn, come on, No.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I wasn't joking.
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  Speaker 2: He did do that. Okay, it didn't come.
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  Speaker 4: Off as flirty as I wanted it to. I don't know,
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  Speaker 4: maybe it sounded like threatening.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, I'm gonna take your name down.
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  Speaker 5: Wait are you hitting on me?
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  Speaker 2: Quite the opposite, ma'am. I'm actually concerned about you and
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  Speaker 2: the safety of our driver.
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  Speaker 4: Now, you could just tell him it's the hottie and
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  Speaker 4: the Red Civic.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's a Red Civic. What's the year of that?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: No, one never tells her age.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, this is troubling, man. You should probably turn around
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  Speaker 2: and go home.
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  Speaker 4: You can make a U turn on a freeway.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, ma'am. If you made a U turn on
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  Speaker 2: a highway that that wouldn't be safe or legal.
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  Speaker 4: Do you like, I've never been arrested before. Okay, that's funny,
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  Speaker 4: that's funny. Listen.
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  Speaker 3: If you're not gonna give me his information, can you
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  Speaker 3: just tell him that my address is on my brazier
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  Speaker 3: so he could just.
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  Speaker 4: Send it back.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I absolutely will not do that, and I hope
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  Speaker 2: your brazier is nowhere on or near our vehicle.
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  Speaker 4: I signed my broad I put it in his passenger seat.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah what well?
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  Speaker 3: I tossed it in there because back in the diner
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  Speaker 3: he left the window open a crack.
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  Speaker 4: Oh man, I introduced myself. I didn't want to look
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  Speaker 4: like a stalker.
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  Speaker 2: Ma'am, but that's exactly what you're doing by not following
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  Speaker 2: my directions and not listening to me right now.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: I also wrote on the backside of the bra I
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  Speaker 3: wrote down my favorite radio show, Broke It, Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 3: the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even see how that's relevant. I need you
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  Speaker 2: to hang up the phone and turn off the net
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  Speaker 2: and stop following.
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  Speaker 4: They're the ones that do the brank phone calls, you know,
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  Speaker 4: like this one that you're on right now.
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  Speaker 5: What can you not You can't hear me? Maybe? Maybe
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  Speaker 5: can you hear me better?
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  Speaker 2: Now?
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  Speaker 5: This is actually.
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  Speaker 2: Why is the driving stopped?
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  Speaker 5: Because this is.
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  Speaker 3: Actually broke from the radio show Broke It Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 3: the Morning, and I'm I'm in a.
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  Speaker 5: Radio studio right now, and that was just a sound effect.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, what are you kidding me? No?
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  Speaker 4: Your boss, Elater wrote a it said, it's your one
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  Speaker 4: year anniversary at your job graduates.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, oh man, no, we've had people follow our
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  Speaker 2: drivers before.
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  Speaker 5: She told me that. She said, you deal with a
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  Speaker 5: lot of weirdos.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but most of them don't sign a bra and
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  Speaker 2: put it in the driver's seat.
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  Speaker 5: Oh that was actually my favorite one.
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  Speaker 3: So I do need that back, if you could send
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  Speaker 3: it to the radio station.
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  Speaker 2: No wait, did you really wait? No, you're kidding me.
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  Speaker 4: That was your number three phone tap of twenty twenty five.
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  Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning