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Phone Tap: Big Rick Sandwich Wars · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Speaker 1: phone tap fans, and then there's Jose phone tap fans, Yeah,
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Speaker 1: which are becoming a bigger and bigger number of people
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Speaker 1: who just absolutely love Jose's characters and his voices that
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Speaker 1: he does on the show. They're great, They're awesome. He
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Speaker 1: didn't be getting cameo requests now to do them for
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Speaker 1: people for their birthday greetings and for their anniversaries. So yeah, Jose,
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Speaker 1: very talented guy. I would never say that directly to
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Speaker 1: his face, but really is I wasn't making eye contact.
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Speaker 1: Why are there? But today Jose is gonna put his
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Speaker 1: persona big rick on display. Here we go, everybody big Rick.
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Speaker 1: But he's gonna call a very name is Sandwich chain
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Speaker 1: and tell the lady there that he also owns one
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Speaker 1: of the locations and he is not happy that she
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Speaker 1: was the number one selling store in the area. So
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Speaker 1: he is he's Southern and he's animated. He's gonna go
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Speaker 1: after her Big Rick style in your brand new phone
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Speaker 1: tap right now, as on the twenties. This is okay,
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Speaker 1: I help you? What why? Hello? Hello, well, hell, good
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Speaker 1: morning to you. Is this the manager of the store
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Speaker 1: on eighteenth Street. Hey, this is this is this is shame.
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Speaker 1: Who am I speaking to again? Friend? My name is Grace.
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Speaker 1: Oh well, hello Grace. My name is Big Rick and
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Speaker 1: I am the captain of the location just across town. Okay,
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Speaker 1: and it looks like you and me about French Free.
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Speaker 1: We both own stores for the same company. Were franchise's sure?
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, we're just in the middle of thing, so
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Speaker 1: um okay, Well look, I just wanted to call because
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Speaker 1: I saw in the new reports that you had sold
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Speaker 1: the most sandwiches in the entire city. Friend, Well, actually
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Speaker 1: that is true, so thank you so much. I have
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Speaker 1: a quick question for you, mass Grace. Was that that? Grace?
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Speaker 1: I have a sneaking suspicion that you have been poaching
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Speaker 1: my customers. How is it possible? You mean, like your
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Speaker 1: new new advertisement I've seen for the meat but the meatball,
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Speaker 1: the meatball, Mrnero. Look, um, we We're just doing the
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Speaker 1: normal advertisement like we always do. And I look, I
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Speaker 1: don't believe you. Okay. I sent a spy into your
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Speaker 1: store and they said the ball man narrow is more
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Speaker 1: like a foot a featball dirheon Right, that's what I found.
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Speaker 1: Are you talking crap about the sandwich? You? We we
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Speaker 1: we use all the same ingredients. That's the whole point.
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Speaker 1: He look a here, we're a franchise. You're saying it's
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Speaker 1: the regular meat, but I think it is rat meat. Friend,
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Speaker 1: excuse me, I have tasted rat meat, but that is
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Speaker 1: not some type of roading. No, you're born and I
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Speaker 1: think the user. Oh well, I'm glad of five stars
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Speaker 1: four point nine last time I checked. Oh wait a minute,
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Speaker 1: it just went down to four point eight because I
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Speaker 1: see somebody just posted that there's a bunch of crackheads
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Speaker 1: outside your doors. The crackage. What's with your voice? That
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Speaker 1: is how you speak? I am from the South. Oh okay, yeah,
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Speaker 1: porky pig. Well you know what I bet if you
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Speaker 1: serve p p polkey pig and them sandwich is they
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Speaker 1: wouldn't taste lunch. You know, we would never hire someone
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Speaker 1: as alpinine as you. To one one in their stories.
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Speaker 1: You got me well, speaking of let's talk about your
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Speaker 1: Your cold cut combo tastes more like a like a
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Speaker 1: like a like a more mud side show. That's how
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Speaker 1: my taste buds took it. You're ridiculous, sir, You are ridiculous,
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Speaker 1: and I don't want you calling here. I don't want
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Speaker 1: you coming over here. Well, excuse me. What's your store number? Oh?
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Speaker 1: We're number one? Know you more? And I need your
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Speaker 1: location number so I can report you. Oh it is one, two, three,
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Speaker 1: four five? Is not listen? Listen, this is serious. This
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Speaker 1: is serious. Okay, what are your store number? I'm not serious, ma'am.
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Speaker 1: Because your friend Jenny just set you up and she
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Speaker 1: got you good. Why your voice change, Well, because this
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Speaker 1: is my real voice. This is actually Jose for the
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Speaker 1: radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing
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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Fday. I heard your numbers.
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Speaker 1: Look great, you're the number one and Jenny's proud of you,
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Speaker 1: so congratulations. Clear. That's what's driving me crazy the whole time.
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Speaker 1: It's the the Chicken. Oh god, who was that character
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Speaker 1: that you sound jos like him? Can you talking about Foghorn? Leghorn? Yes,
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Speaker 1: you sound like him. Yeah, that's not what I'm going for.
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Speaker 1: It all weird. Oh sorry, that's my impression of Christopher Walking.
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Speaker 1: You'll pray free and you guys the week up every
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