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Phone Tap: The Titanic Isn't Real · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And I don't know a whole
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  Speaker 1: lot about this one, but I've heard Brooks say it's
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  Speaker 1: one of her favorite pranks she's ever done, probably because
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  Speaker 1: it involves the three things she loves the most, bogo deals,
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  Speaker 1: suing people, and talking down to a man. And I
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  Speaker 1: really tapped into my roots for this one. Is honestly
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  Speaker 1: how I felt work normally, like feels bad after the ye. Now,
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  Speaker 1: all of that comes out today when we get transferred
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  Speaker 1: to a paralegal who works at a law firm natural
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  Speaker 1: and Brooks gotten herself into some trouble with the local police.
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  Speaker 1: You'll hear it in your phone tap right now. On
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  Speaker 1: the twenties, this is Travis, Hi, Travis, is this still
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  Speaker 1: the law offices of Yes? Who are you trying to
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  Speaker 1: get a hold of? Oh? Well, I was talking to
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  Speaker 1: the receptionist and then she just forwarded me to you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what can I help you with? Are you an attorney? No, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a paralegal. Oh good, Okay, I don't have money
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  Speaker 1: for a real attorney. Who Okay, we do offer a
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  Speaker 1: free consultation, and that might be a better opportunity for
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  Speaker 1: you to get whatever questions you need answered. How much
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  Speaker 1: is the free consultation? It's free, doesn't cost you anything.
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  Speaker 1: Is it like free free? Or is it like free
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  Speaker 1: like I sent up today and then in ninety days later,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to get a bill like ancestry dot com
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  Speaker 1: or something like that. No, no, no, no, there's no cost.
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  Speaker 1: You meet with an attorney, you discuss your case, and
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  Speaker 1: you just you decide whether or not you want to
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  Speaker 1: move forward. Well, the reason I ask if it's free
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  Speaker 1: is because my case was about something that I thought
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  Speaker 1: was free, but then there's dumb rules about it and
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  Speaker 1: I got arrested. Okay, Um, sorry to hear that. I yeah,
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  Speaker 1: me too. You're okay, Well, I'm not exactly sure what happened.
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  Speaker 1: Can you tell me a little bit about what happened? Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know the department store holes, Yes, okay, they were
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  Speaker 1: having a buy one, get one free sale. And I
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  Speaker 1: saw the ad on TV and thought, oh, I bought
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  Speaker 1: a blouse there a few months ago, so I need
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  Speaker 1: to get my free one. So I went down there
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  Speaker 1: and I see a blouse I like, so I take
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  Speaker 1: it right. Oh no, it's free. I bought one already.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't those things don't work like that. Yeah, you're
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  Speaker 1: just a paralegal, you're not a lawyer. Well, okay, I
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  Speaker 1: mean exactly. So then a security guard stops me in
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  Speaker 1: the parking lot and I get charged with shoplifting and
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  Speaker 1: I never got my free blouse both if you ask, okay, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean you probably should talk to an attorney about this,
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  Speaker 1: because honestly, I'm not even sure what they might say. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I can tell okay, this case it could be big
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  Speaker 1: for your firm. I mean, this could be one of
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  Speaker 1: those like Aaron Brockovich things, you know, did you see
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  Speaker 1: that movie? And then you guys are going to get
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  Speaker 1: like a five hundred million dollars settlement or somewhere. Oh
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  Speaker 1: I doubt that seriously. Um, to be perfectly honest, I
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  Speaker 1: don't think you understand how buy one, get one free works. Well,
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  Speaker 1: was I supposed to take the free one first? And
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  Speaker 1: then go back and buy one. You know, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: here to explain how bogo deals work. So well, what
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  Speaker 1: are you saying? What are you saying? You won't take
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  Speaker 1: my case? Unfortunately, man, I do think it's highly unlikely
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  Speaker 1: that we would take. Really, so now, mister paralegal is
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  Speaker 1: too good for the little guy? Huh No, that's not
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying here, because I have an extremely winnable
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  Speaker 1: case that I've actually been thinking about for years now.
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  Speaker 1: You want to hear that one? I mean, to be honest,
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  Speaker 1: not really. I'm pretty busy here. I mean I could
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  Speaker 1: take down your number and half. This is going to
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  Speaker 1: be a lot of money. Just listen. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: you know the Titanic. Yes, of course, everyone knows what
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  Speaker 1: the Titanic is. Yes, Well, listen to this. There are
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people who think that's a real event,
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  Speaker 1: and that is a real event. Man. They're charging money
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  Speaker 1: to dumb tourists to go see supposed artifacts whatever of
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  Speaker 1: something that they think actually happened. That did actually really happen,
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  Speaker 1: the Titanic? Did think you think it happened too, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it's well documented it happened. Okay, Well, news flash, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if you realize this. It was just a
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  Speaker 1: movie man. Leonardo DiCaprio is just an actor, a paid actor, ma'am. Please,
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  Speaker 1: only a paralegal would think that I need to talk
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  Speaker 1: to a lawyer. Okay, yeah, you probably should talk to
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  Speaker 1: a lawyer. Oh do you know who I should talk to?
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  Speaker 1: I should talk to Audrey. She can't be as dumb
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  Speaker 1: as you are. Are you talking about Audrey R Receptionist. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she's the smartest one there, because she's the one that
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  Speaker 1: set you up for this prank phone call. What this
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  Speaker 1: is actually Brooke for the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the Morning, we're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I'm so glad you're not that stupid.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe you wouldn't take my bogo case. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I guess I should have. We could have
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  Speaker 1: made a million dollars on that. See, that's what I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about. Then we take on the Titanic. That was good.
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  Speaker 1: I walked all into that wake up every morning with
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  Speaker 1: phone taps weekday mornings all the twenties. Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the Morning