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Phone Tap: Swappin' With Squeegee · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One of our listeners reached out to us because she
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  Speaker 1: just bought herself a new pair of earrings, and immediately
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  Speaker 1: her boyfriend was like, where'd you get those? Who gave
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  Speaker 1: those to you? Instead of just answering him and saying
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  Speaker 1: she bought them on her own, she did the smart
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  Speaker 1: thing and reached out to us. We're going to clear
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  Speaker 1: everything up for this guy in your phone tap right now? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: is this Caitlin's boyfriend? Ace? Yeah, it was just well, look,
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to make sure that she got those
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  Speaker 1: ear rings. Who might speak with? I mean, is that
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  Speaker 1: really important? Calling me? Asked with my girlfriend? So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's kind of important that I know who this is.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, listen, man, I just I just want to
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  Speaker 1: get a confirmation. You know. I don't really want want
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  Speaker 1: to get involved in anything. I just do you know
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  Speaker 1: if she got this, You're not giving any information for
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  Speaker 1: me unless you tell me who you are. Yeah. The
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  Speaker 1: thing is like, I don't really think you want to know?
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  Speaker 1: Oh I do. I do want to know. That's exactly
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  Speaker 1: what I want to know. I want to know. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I actually ran into her the other day at Starbucks.
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  Speaker 1: She calls me squeegee. So squeegee. What the kind of
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  Speaker 1: name was squeegee? Well, she she's the one who came
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  Speaker 1: up with that a while back when we were dating,
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  Speaker 1: so you know, you could blame her for that, but
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  Speaker 1: you're her ex shoot. Yeah, and you're giving her gifts.
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  Speaker 1: I mean no, not exactly. Well, giving her earrings sounds
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  Speaker 1: like you're giving her gifts. I don't see how it's not. No,
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  Speaker 1: I look, it's not like that. Man, hell squeegee. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: only she's supposed to call me that name. So it's
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  Speaker 1: kind of weird when you say it. What the hell
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  Speaker 1: are you doing? Man? Why are you sending earrings? And
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  Speaker 1: oh my god, this is exactly what I didn't want.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you stop? Solemn? Tell me what you're doing?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Just relaxed, dude, Like tell me to relax.
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  Speaker 1: I know my girlfriend, Okay, I I I probably shouldn't
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  Speaker 1: tell you this, but it's kind of like a like
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  Speaker 1: a swap sort of deal. What. Yeah, it's basically a
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  Speaker 1: trade because somebody else gave Caitlin this like weird sweater
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  Speaker 1: and some necklace thing. I'm the one who gave her those.
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  Speaker 1: Oh well yeah, look man, honestly, she thought they were
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  Speaker 1: kind of yeah, and my current girl didn't like the
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  Speaker 1: earrings that I bought for her, so it was kind
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  Speaker 1: of like a swap, are you no, So I gave
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  Speaker 1: her the earrings in exchange for the sweater and the
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  Speaker 1: fake necklace thing that she got. The necklace is real,
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  Speaker 1: m I'm looking at it right now. Don't doesn't really
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  Speaker 1: look real? That nexts costs eight hundred dollars? Oh god? Really? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Ye yes, really look man. Like I've been trying to say,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to cause problems. I just I was
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  Speaker 1: wondering problems, man, Okay, I'm just asking, like, do you
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  Speaker 1: still have the receipt for it, because I'm assuming that
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  Speaker 1: you got it at like some secondhand stores. I can
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  Speaker 1: exchange it. Hey, shut up, Well I'm talking here like
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  Speaker 1: some old board shorts. Maybe wow, Maybe it would just
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  Speaker 1: be easier to talk to Caitlin about the whole gift
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  Speaker 1: swap thing, because there's no trades. I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: you get my second number, and I don't really give it. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: you're not talking to her anymore. I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: talk to her. She's the one who called me to
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  Speaker 1: set you up for this prank call. So I mean
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  Speaker 1: blame her, that's what. Yeah, this prank call because my
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  Speaker 1: name is actually jeff from the radio show Brook and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. Wait, we're doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. Dude, this is a frank that's what you're
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  Speaker 1: telling me. Yeah, I'm not Caitlin's ex. I'm just a
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  Speaker 1: stupid radio You better I'm not. Caitlyn emailed us because
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  Speaker 1: she said that you've been asking a lot about the
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  Speaker 1: ear rings, so she wanted us to mess with you.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I was like, why is her ex giving
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  Speaker 1: her gifts? And dude, I was just losing my mind.
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  Speaker 1: He's over here thinking this is okay for some reason.
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  Speaker 1: Way about it, Like, you don't send your ex girlfriend gifts? No,
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  Speaker 1: oh no, I don't send my ex girlfriend gifts when
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  Speaker 1: she's not with someone out. But I saw a picture
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  Speaker 1: of the necklace, and I mean it's not really real, right,
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  Speaker 1: it's real? Yeah? Okay, sorry, no, yeah, I mean totally
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  Speaker 1: looks real. You're right, yes, he says, so, Oh my god.
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