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Phone Tap: British Irish Australian Intelligence · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Brooke is a woman of many talents. I'm struggling to
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  Speaker 1: think of one right now, but I know there's many.
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  Speaker 1: She knows how to put food.
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  Speaker 2: Together, I can tap dance well oh okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But one talent that she definitely does not possess. And
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  Speaker 1: I don't mean this in a negative.
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  Speaker 3: Way at all.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure it's just the way it is. She cannot
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  Speaker 1: pull off any voices, impersonations, or accents.
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  Speaker 4: The accents are hard for me. It's like I'm also
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  Speaker 4: not good at foreign languages. I feel like there's a
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  Speaker 4: hearing issue for me. I can't take what my brain
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  Speaker 4: wants it to say and get it to come out
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  Speaker 4: of my mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Brook has so much personality naturally, there's no room for
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  Speaker 1: any extras to finish. And so today we have her
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  Speaker 1: do a lot of access.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know that I want you guys to hear this.
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  Speaker 1: The thing is, if you're interviewing for a job, you
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  Speaker 1: need to sound smart. And how do you instantly sound
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  Speaker 1: smart by talking in a foreign accent? So we're going
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  Speaker 1: to see you can pull it off your phone tapeting
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  Speaker 1: We're doing it. Oh god, right now?
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  Speaker 3: Another Mornings on the twenty. Hello, Hello, good day, to you, ma'am.
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  Speaker 2: Is this Julie?
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  Speaker 3: It is?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, this is Sandry Mugglestone.
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  Speaker 4: I have an appointment to interview for the vacant operations
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  Speaker 4: manager position.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Did you get to my resumoir that I sent over.
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  Speaker 3: Your way?
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  Speaker 4: My resumoir?
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  Speaker 2: Natalie, Yes, Natalie sent over my resumoir.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you're the person that Natalie heard me. I see,
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I just have your name on here at
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  Speaker 3: being Sandy's down.
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  Speaker 2: I like to use my full birthright name when talking
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  Speaker 2: in an interview.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, I'm a little surprised by your accent. Now, I
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  Speaker 3: didn't mention where you were from.
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  Speaker 2: This old accent. Yes, I'm just a regular Margaret Thatcher,
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't you say?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I guess so. You're both English sounding.
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  Speaker 2: The family is from a small village, a quaint place.
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  Speaker 2: You've probably never heard of it, the Kensington up in
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  Speaker 2: Crumpets Villa Grove, which is where ken you knew.
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  Speaker 4: It's just yonder down the boulder path of the Hereshire
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  Speaker 4: harsher Shire.
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  Speaker 3: I have no idea what you're saying.
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  Speaker 2: They say, the more names, the smarter the people are
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  Speaker 2: in the village, because.
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  Speaker 3: They say that okay, I do. I'm sorry this sounds
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  Speaker 3: very silly, like I feel like this is all kind
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  Speaker 3: of made up.
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  Speaker 4: Oi, crikey, you got me?
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  Speaker 3: Whoa wait ah, did you just change your accent?
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  Speaker 4: Like?
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  Speaker 3: Is that a totally different accent?
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  Speaker 2: Mate?
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  Speaker 4: You found me out. Sorry, I feeled a little bit there.
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  Speaker 2: I'm really from the.
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  Speaker 4: Land down on the.
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  Speaker 3: Are you from Australia?
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  Speaker 4: Ah, Sheila, you're a smart one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Study show that asses have the highest intelligence out of
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  Speaker 4: any nation outside of Japan.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Oh, I didn't know that, but you know it's
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  Speaker 3: not really relevant.
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  Speaker 4: You could tussle in a bush about it, but we
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  Speaker 4: don't need to.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. I don't know what you're talking about, but you
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  Speaker 3: definitely don't sound Australian. I don't know what's going on.
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  Speaker 4: That's probably my grandpappy from Ireland coming through.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I spent a lot of time with him
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  Speaker 4: as a wee lass and flow in and out of
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  Speaker 4: different accents. But you know what they say, the more
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  Speaker 4: languages you speak, the smarter you are.
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  Speaker 3: You're only speaking one language. Oh, I'm sorry, I don't
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  Speaker 3: have time for this.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it's just that when Natalie recommended the position, she
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  Speaker 4: said you were looking for someone who has, uh, you know,
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  Speaker 4: the skills with the people and knows a lot about
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  Speaker 4: different cultures.
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  Speaker 3: I never said any of that to her. I just
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  Speaker 3: said I needed someone who could handle the job like you,
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  Speaker 3: had the experience and was smart.
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  Speaker 4: You know, a Sidish. We drink so much because you know,
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  Speaker 4: we got to kill some of the brain cells. We
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  Speaker 4: have too many. We're that smart.
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  Speaker 3: Can you believe are you drunk right now?
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  Speaker 4: Perhaps? But you know I can still function okay, higher
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  Speaker 4: than the average. That's the genetics from Grandpappy.
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  Speaker 3: I am really I'm gonna have to go.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, don't go, don't go. Are you sure they're
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  Speaker 4: just not intimidated by my Australian, Irish, British Scottish accent.
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  Speaker 3: No, there's nothing intimidating about it. I'm just it's really
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  Speaker 3: hard to listen to you, and I don't I don't
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  Speaker 3: want to talk to you anymore.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Well, maybe you'd be more impressed if I use
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  Speaker 4: my dumb radio voice. And I told you this was
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  Speaker 4: a prank phone call. Oh my god, this is actually
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  Speaker 4: Broke from the radio show Broke Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, I truly thought that you were a drunk,
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  Speaker 3: crazy person.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I may be that.
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  Speaker 4: That may be true still, but your friend Natalie set
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  Speaker 4: you up for a phone tap.
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  Speaker 3: I thought I was going to have to call the
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  Speaker 3: police or something because you said it so insive.
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  Speaker 4: Oh put me in the old paddy wagon, will you.
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  Speaker 4: It's not like it'd be my first time. I'm really
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  Speaker 4: gonna work on that, I promise.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think it's gonna help. You're pretty bad.
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  Speaker 2: Weeke up.
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  Speaker 4: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning