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Phone Tap PODCAST: Duncan's Night At The Museum · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Juble's phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with a
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  Speaker 1: duhy is no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one
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  Speaker 1: eight hundred dy Away with offices in Seattle, Bellevue, Everett,
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  Speaker 1: or Takeoma. If you're charged with a criminal offense, your
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  Speaker 1: one call is one eight hundred dy Away, eight hundred
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  Speaker 1: duy Away. Hello, Yeah, Hi, I was looking for Leslie. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is Leslie. My name is Duncan and I work
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  Speaker 1: UM nighttime security for the museum. UM and UM. I
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  Speaker 1: was told to contact this number in case of any emergencies. Emergency,
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  Speaker 1: What emergency? What's going on? Well, you know, I don't
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  Speaker 1: really know if it's an emergency so much. But there
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  Speaker 1: was something that happened. UM, get to the point here.
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  Speaker 1: What happened? Well, before we get to that, can I
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  Speaker 1: ask you a question, um, because there was something I
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  Speaker 1: was thinking about with the cave man exhibit, and I
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  Speaker 1: think we'll go back to the caves later. I need
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  Speaker 1: to hear about what the emergency in case I have
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  Speaker 1: to file a report. Well, I was wondering if you
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  Speaker 1: ever thought about having real fire in the cave man exhibit.
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  Speaker 1: I think around of fire. No, no, no no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm the museum curator. I need you to tell me
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  Speaker 1: what the emergency is. This is very important. I need
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  Speaker 1: you to get to the point and get to it quick. Go. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's why I'm calling you, because you're the museum curator,
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  Speaker 1: and that's why I thought, what's the emergency? Oh okay,
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  Speaker 1: I guess I could get to that if you want
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  Speaker 1: to hear about that, and then maybe we could get
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  Speaker 1: back to the fire thing. Um so emergency go you're on?
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh okay, Um, well, I think I might have
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  Speaker 1: messed up um this face. Wait wait a minute, which base? Um, Well,
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  Speaker 1: there's I know there's a lot, but this one has
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  Speaker 1: like ropes around it, and it's kind of in the middle,
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  Speaker 1: and I think somebody named Dynasty had crafted it. His
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  Speaker 1: name's dynasty, you did? I think it's the Ming Dynasty. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: how do you not even know what we have in
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  Speaker 1: the museum. Yeah, that's him. That's the guy who made it,
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  Speaker 1: um Ming Dynasty, which is a really cool name, Like
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  Speaker 1: I would actually think maybe that would be even a
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  Speaker 1: good rapper name. So I'm surprised that has taken that one.
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  Speaker 1: But hey, it is not a rapper name. It's a dynasty.
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  Speaker 1: It's a time, it's a period in time. Idiot. Oh okay,
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  Speaker 1: that explains it, because I thought that was kind of
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  Speaker 1: an odd name for artists, but you know artists, they
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  Speaker 1: always have like kind of weird names. Yeah, like like
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  Speaker 1: I probably couldn't be artist Nam Duncan, but like if
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  Speaker 1: I name myself Ming Dynasty, I'm sure Dugan. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what he's going on, but I need Bob on
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  Speaker 1: the phone now. He is the one that's supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be working security tonight. I need Bob immediately. So that's
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  Speaker 1: the thing is Bob went home sick, and so I've
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  Speaker 1: taken over tonight. Um. I mean I didn't say those words,
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  Speaker 1: but when he said he had to go home sick,
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  Speaker 1: that meant my hours are gonna be longer, and I
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  Speaker 1: said frick. So I was like, what now, can you
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  Speaker 1: get me somebody else on the phone in charge? Well, technically,
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  Speaker 1: because Bob went home, I'm in charge right now. And
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  Speaker 1: I just was wondering, Um, is that vase expensive at all?
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  Speaker 1: Or that vase is on a ten million dollar loan?
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  Speaker 1: You did not touch that base, did you? No? I
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  Speaker 1: didn't touch it. You're not allowed to touch it as
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  Speaker 1: a matter of fact, you're sitting at bath in New
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  Speaker 1: York the damn thing. Okay, well, I actually think I
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  Speaker 1: need to be honest about something, and I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: be more honest because I often am people pleasing and um,
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  Speaker 1: so when you said to tell you I didn't touch it,
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  Speaker 1: I told you I didn't, but I actually kind of did. So, well,
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  Speaker 1: do not to touch it a million times? You tell
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  Speaker 1: you guys in the training not to touch it. No
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  Speaker 1: security guard ever is ever allowed to touch any artifacts.
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  Speaker 1: That's true. And what I was sorry, I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know what to do with you. I feel like I'm
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  Speaker 1: having a conversation with a black Um. I know that
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  Speaker 1: you're getting very upset, but I want to let you
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  Speaker 1: know everything's okay. So, really, all, if everything's okay, why
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  Speaker 1: are you calling? What is the purpose of this phone call?
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  Speaker 1: Get to the point to lease for the love of god? Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I sort of have an emergency because um they just
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  Speaker 1: trotally alarmed this one and I can't get to the
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  Speaker 1: base and I left half of my tuna solid sandwich
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  Speaker 1: in it, so I want to get that back because
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  Speaker 1: I'm really famished. Rewind you left a sandwich in a
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  Speaker 1: ten million dollars base, what'sn't wronged with you? Thank god?
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  Speaker 1: That is correct. I was eating while I was looking
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  Speaker 1: at it, and I left my sw much others. I
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  Speaker 1: guess like, no, you could say it's like ten million
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  Speaker 1: and like four dollars because the sow much is for
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  Speaker 1: You're a idiot. I cannot believe that we found a
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  Speaker 1: idiot like you to work at the museum. You even
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  Speaker 1: sound like a idiot. Lord Have Murphy. If I could
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  Speaker 1: just reach the phone and strangle you, especially saying to
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  Speaker 1: deal with all of it is that you practically ruined.
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  Speaker 1: You ruined a ten million dollars pizza. Well, actually no,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't because this is a prank phone call. And
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  Speaker 1: oh well we're screaming, um, this is a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: And I didn't actually do any of that. So what
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  Speaker 1: what the rewind? What did you just say? Oh? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I was just saying that this is a prank phone
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  Speaker 1: call or whatever, and that this is actually Jewel from
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  Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. Wait what, it's a joke. Your mom, Jeanine
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  Speaker 1: set you up. Wait this was a joke. What? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: your mom emailed me and told that This has been
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  Speaker 1: really stressful for you having this face in your museum,
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  Speaker 1: and she wanted me to mess with you about it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, almost had a freaking heart attack over here.
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  Speaker 1: Well I almost had a heart attack too because half
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  Speaker 1: of my sandwich was missing. So don't ever do that
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  Speaker 1: to somebody again. I think it'd be really awkward if
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  Speaker 1: I did that to my sandwich, but I'll take your advice.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you moron.