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Phone Tap: Big Rick Sandwich Wars · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call All right, look there's phone
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Speaker 1: tap fans and then there's Jose phone tap fans. Yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 1: which are becoming a bigger and bigger number of people
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Speaker 1: who just absolutely love Jose's characters and his voices that
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Speaker 1: he does on the show. They're great, They're awesome. He
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Speaker 1: didn't been getting cameo requests now to do them for
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Speaker 1: people for their birthday greetings and for their anniversaries. So yeah, Jose,
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Speaker 1: very talented guy. I would never say that directly to
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Speaker 1: his face, but really I wasn't making my contact today.
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Speaker 1: Jose is gonna put his persona big rick on display.
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Speaker 1: Here we go, everybody big Rick. But he's gonna call
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Speaker 1: a very famous sandwich chain and tell the lady there
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Speaker 1: that he also owns one of the locations, and he
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Speaker 1: is not happy that she was the number one selling
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Speaker 1: store in the area. So he is He's Southern, and
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Speaker 1: he's animated. He's gonna go after her big Rick style
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Speaker 1: in your brand new phone tap right now on the twenties.
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Speaker 1: This is yeah, I'm gonna help you. What why? Hello? Hello, well, hell,
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Speaker 1: good morning to you. Is this the manager of the
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Speaker 1: store on eighteenth Street. Hey, this is this is this
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Speaker 1: is shame. Who am I speaking to again? Friend? My
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Speaker 1: name is Grace. Oh well, hello Grace. My name is
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Speaker 1: big Rick and I am the captain of the location
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Speaker 1: just across town. Okay, and it looks like you and
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Speaker 1: me about franch fred We both own stalls for the
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Speaker 1: same Come we are franchise's sure. I'm sorry, we're just
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Speaker 1: in the middle of thing, so um okay, Well look,
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Speaker 1: I just wanted to call because I saw in the
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Speaker 1: new reports that you had sold the most sandwiches in
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Speaker 1: the entire city. Friend. Well, actually that is true, so well,
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Speaker 1: thank you so much. I have a quick question for you,
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Speaker 1: mass Grace. Was that it? Grace? I have a sneaking
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Speaker 1: suspicion that you have been poaching my customers. How is
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Speaker 1: it possible? You mean, like your new new advertisement I've
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Speaker 1: seen for the meat, but the meat the meatball. Mrnero.
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Speaker 1: Look um, we we're just doing the normal advertisement like
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Speaker 1: we always do. And I look, I don't believe you. Okay,
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Speaker 1: I sent a spy into your store and they said,
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Speaker 1: no meatball, Myron Narrow was more like a foot a
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Speaker 1: featball diarrheon, Right, that's what I found. Are you talking
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Speaker 1: crap about the sandwiches? We we we use all the
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Speaker 1: same ingredients at the whole point. Here, look at here,
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Speaker 1: We're a franchise. You're saying it's the regular meat, but
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Speaker 1: I think it is rat meat. Friend, I have tasted
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Speaker 1: rat meat that is not some type of eroding. No,
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Speaker 1: you're born and I think the user rat me. Oh well,
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Speaker 1: I'm glad of five stars four point nine the last
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Speaker 1: time I checked. Oh wait a minute, it just went
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Speaker 1: down to four point eight because I see somebody just
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Speaker 1: posted that there's a bunch of crackheads outside your doors
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Speaker 1: the crockade. What is born with your voice that you speak?
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Speaker 1: I am from the the South. Oh okay, yeah, porky pig.
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Speaker 1: Well you know what I bet if you serve p
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Speaker 1: p polkey pig and them saying which they wouldn't taste lunch,
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Speaker 1: you know, we would never hire someone as alfinine as
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Speaker 1: you to run one in their stories. You got me. Well,
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Speaker 1: speaking of, let's talk about your co Your cold cut
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Speaker 1: combo tastes more like a like a like a like
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Speaker 1: a more must side show. That's how my taste buds
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Speaker 1: took it. You're ridiculous, sir, You are ridiculous, and I
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Speaker 1: don't want you calling here. I don't want you coming
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Speaker 1: over here. Well, excuse me. What's your store number? Oh
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Speaker 1: we're number one? No, you bore on. I need your
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Speaker 1: location number so I can report you. Oh it is one, two, three,
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Speaker 1: four five? Is not listen, listen, this is serious. This
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Speaker 1: is serious. Okay, we are your store number. I'm not serious, ma'am.
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Speaker 1: Because your friend Jenny just set you up and she
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Speaker 1: got you good. Why your voice change, Well, because this
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Speaker 1: is my real voice. This is actually Jose for the
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Speaker 1: Rail show Brick and Jeffrey in Whole Morning, we're doing
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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you, hot Friday. I heard your numbers.
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Speaker 1: Look great, you're the number one, and Jenny's proud of you,
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Speaker 1: so congratulations. Clearly, that's what's driving me crazy the whole time.
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Speaker 1: It's the the Chicken. Oh god, who was that character
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Speaker 1: that you sound just like him? Are you talking about Foghorn? Leghorn? Yes,
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Speaker 1: you sound Jos like him. Yeah, that's not what I'm
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Speaker 1: going for. It all weird. Oh sorry, that's my impression.
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Speaker 1: And Christopher Walking You'll praise to Free and you guys.
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Speaker 1: Every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on the twenties,
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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning