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i accidentally grabbed his balls · Top Five

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  Speaker 1: Episode twenty six of the Top Five podcast.
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  Speaker 2: I am Kaylin. I cannot see him, but I'm sitting
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  Speaker 2: across from my friend and Bessie and co worker. Can
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  Speaker 2: hear Jason Brown? It's dark? Okay, you split the screens?
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  Speaker 2: How are you?
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  Speaker 3: How are you?
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  Speaker 1: Each week we pick five things we're obsessed with, one
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  Speaker 1: thing that either made us crash out or that we hate,
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  Speaker 1: and we yep in between, Yes we do.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know that was the end of the sentence.
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  Speaker 3: So yes we do. Yep.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to resad.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to, you know, do all the radio things
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  Speaker 1: that have been ingrained into my soul.
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  Speaker 2: We be yapping. I have to get something off my chest.
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  Speaker 1: I accidentally fondled the dog's balls twice, twice twice.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm thinking you're a predator, and.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like a pretitor and it was a complete accident.
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  Speaker 2: And I okay, I see so.
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  Speaker 1: I know me too. That's why I have to get
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  Speaker 1: it off my chests. This is confessional. So I have
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  Speaker 1: a girl dog, Willie. Yeah, you have girl dogs, and
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  Speaker 1: you know girl dogs lady parts are like by the butts.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Right, Like, so the we have full rain of the belly,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and mine is like a.
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  Speaker 2: Whore for a belly scratch.
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  Speaker 1: Like literally every time I get home, she goes on
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  Speaker 1: her back like what a whore, and I scratch her belly.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm used.
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  Speaker 1: And she has a little like she has a flabby
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  Speaker 1: little tummy that I always grab onto and I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: you little flabby.
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  Speaker 2: Tummy, and so I'm like used to doing that.
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  Speaker 1: And I brought her to Minnesota to my friend Maddie's
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  Speaker 1: and they have two dogs. They have a very very
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  Speaker 1: big gosh is he a Bernese It's like one of
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  Speaker 1: those mountain dogs named Pablo, and then a yes, a
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  Speaker 1: very tiny like Kylie Jenner greyhound named Kaya. So two
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  Speaker 1: like so there were three dogs in the house and actually,
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  Speaker 1: like I felt bad because you were talking about your
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  Speaker 1: weekend and how the dogs were not getting along. These
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  Speaker 1: three were like siblings, Like it was the cutest thing
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  Speaker 1: that had so much fun, Like Willie went for rides
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  Speaker 1: in a convertible, like she had like a backyard for one,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, she lived her best life.
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  Speaker 2: But Pablo, who.
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  Speaker 1: I've known forever longer than I've known uh yeah, maybe
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  Speaker 1: longer than I've known Willy. I mean, I met Willy
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  Speaker 1: years ago. It's long story whatever. But he's a boy
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  Speaker 1: and he has big old balls. Okay, yeah fixed? Well
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  Speaker 1: oh gosh, does that mean he's unfixed? Something's there or
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  Speaker 1: is it that his wiener? I don't know what it was.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't want to investigate, but all I know is
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  Speaker 1: that twice I went to like, because I'm close with
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  Speaker 1: Pablo clearly, and twice I went to like rub the
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  Speaker 1: spot on his belly where I rub Willie, but I
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  Speaker 1: accidentally grabbed his balls, and how I feel.
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  Speaker 2: Or worse pp I don't know what I grabbed, but
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  Speaker 2: he was fine with it.
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  Speaker 3: And then I was like, ah, he didn't do anything.
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  Speaker 1: No, and Maddy was like, that's all right, he got
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  Speaker 1: a freebie.
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  Speaker 2: But like I did it twice, and I feel like
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  Speaker 2: a petitor, well because I'm just used to grabbing that
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  Speaker 2: spot now and I have my family dog is a
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  Speaker 2: boy too.
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  Speaker 1: He is a tiny little packer poor thing, which you
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  Speaker 1: saw because it came his red rocket came out before you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's gay and he loves Jason what's your name? And
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  Speaker 1: so like, I don't know, like it's not as like
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  Speaker 1: big if I try to like you know whatever.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, and so I just had to get it.
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  Speaker 1: Off my chest. I did not enjoy it. I did
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  Speaker 1: not do it on purpose, okay, but I do feel
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  Speaker 1: fucked up over it, and so I just had to
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  Speaker 1: tell you, whow.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's upsetting.
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  Speaker 3: That is interesting. I can't say I've ever done that.
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  Speaker 3: I've only hit girl dogs. Well, I had boy dogs
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  Speaker 3: when I was like a little kid, like a little
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  Speaker 3: little like a toddler. Yeah, but after that, I've had
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  Speaker 3: all girl dogs. So I don't know how to act
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  Speaker 3: with a boy dog, I know.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what, after having a boy dog and
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  Speaker 1: a girl dog, I used to always think like I
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  Speaker 1: only want boy dogs. I will like only I think
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  Speaker 1: from here on now get girl dogs.
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  Speaker 3: You have a good girl dog, because my girl dogs
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  Speaker 3: have attitudes. They are bitches, they are street fighters. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: they are caddie. There's clicks, you know. They there's sisters
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  Speaker 3: that don't get along.
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  Speaker 2: See that's wild.
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  Speaker 3: But then they do get along and they be cuddling
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  Speaker 3: and then they be fighting. So the girl dogs, in
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  Speaker 3: my experience, are more high meeteness. Really, I did read
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  Speaker 3: a study that you have a good one like yours
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  Speaker 3: is just like a real good.
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  Speaker 2: Well she has her thing.
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  Speaker 1: She thinks everyone is trying to murder me, so in
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  Speaker 1: our building, if anyone approaches me, she goes fucking crazy
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  Speaker 1: with the barking and even like little Kaya the Greyhound
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  Speaker 1: like put her little like like pause on me to
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  Speaker 1: like jump up on me and like WILLI.
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  Speaker 2: Was like ohh and like she's like we're not doing this.
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  Speaker 2: But she's good. She can be a bitch. She can
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  Speaker 2: be a huge bitch.
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  Speaker 1: And I did read a study that girl dogs just
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  Speaker 1: their owners, like that's like a real thing.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I know with the eyes.
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  Speaker 3: They do not respect me, like well the little one does,
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  Speaker 3: the big one, which is very much like aligns more
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  Speaker 3: with Mike. I'll be like Chloe, come, and she'll just
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  Speaker 3: look at me like what they're doing? Come like they
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  Speaker 3: know what the She's just looking at me and then
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  Speaker 3: she'll literally look away and walk the other way like
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  Speaker 3: full disrespect, like playing in my face, like literally will
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  Speaker 3: she will not listen like I have to get I
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  Speaker 3: have to go to ten. But if I actually want
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  Speaker 3: her to do something like screaming at her for her
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  Speaker 3: to be like finally, I swear, she rolls her eyes
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  Speaker 3: and like comes inside or goes wherever and need to go.
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  Speaker 3: Like she does not give a fuck, she does not
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  Speaker 3: respect me.
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  Speaker 2: Damn, I mean I.
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  Speaker 3: Will we're all just squatting to hear girls.
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  Speaker 2: Right, you better show the backup before we get kicked out.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, but like boy dogs, like I will say,
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  Speaker 1: the girl dogs are very targeted with their attacks, and
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  Speaker 1: like what they like they're it is giving smarter. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like boy dogs will just like eat some shit or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Like Chance will literally eat like toxic poop and plants
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  Speaker 1: and stuff and then like he has fucked up stomach.
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  Speaker 1: Willie like one time got mad at us and even
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  Speaker 1: though she had the balcony door opened, got on the
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  Speaker 1: bed and pissed on the bed because she was mad
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  Speaker 1: at us. So her attacks are very yeah, her attacks
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  Speaker 1: are very, very very targeted.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I just I you know, I feel really
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  Speaker 2: like a creep.
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  Speaker 1: He's missing you today, right, sorry, Pablo, we can't do
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  Speaker 1: that Anymoreabo's.
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  Speaker 3: A hot name. I mean in the dog's bed, so
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  Speaker 3: he's probably hot like a dog, I know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like I can call another dog hot, but he's
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  Speaker 1: like family to me. He's like my nephew. I can't like,
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  Speaker 1: I can't with Pablo, but he's a cute boy.
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  Speaker 2: He's a cute boy.
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  Speaker 1: Two right, yeah, yeah, we're not. We're not Pablo. So sorry,
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  Speaker 1: what's in your top five I have?
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  Speaker 3: Like I regret, Let's see, I have to open it,
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  Speaker 3: so let's see which one do what I want to
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  Speaker 3: do first. I I love and I'm excited because this
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  Speaker 3: is happening today, supposedly because I do the weathers now.
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  Speaker 3: I love rain, like just a good rainstorm for so
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  Speaker 3: many reasons. Okay, one because I don't mind driving in
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  Speaker 3: it as long as it's not like I can't see,
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  Speaker 3: like when it's like pelting down like then I get scared.
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  Speaker 3: But I don't mind driving in it's snow. I hate
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  Speaker 3: driving in snow, But for rain, I'm cool with it.
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  Speaker 3: It just sets the mood right for me, like a moody,
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  Speaker 3: just like whatever. I love it because it's good sleeping
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  Speaker 3: weather when it's raining, not only from like a sound perspective,
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  Speaker 3: from like a light perspective, right. And I think the
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  Speaker 3: biggest reason why I love rain and why I'm so
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  Speaker 3: excited that it's going to rain today is because then
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  Speaker 3: I don't have to do anything outside. I don't have
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  Speaker 3: to water the flowers. I don't need to cut the grass.
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  Speaker 3: I don't need to do anything because it's raining. So literally,
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  Speaker 3: I just pray for rain because I don't have to
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  Speaker 3: do anything, okay outside, So I'm just really excited that
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  Speaker 3: today it's rain. I just love a good rainstorm. One.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, this is very has nothing to do with
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  Speaker 1: the podcast. But when's it going to rain to get
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  Speaker 1: in today?
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  Speaker 3: Okay? Showers to start moving through the area afternoon today. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'm like a real weather person, and so I do
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  Speaker 3: the weather's for the morning show. But then this week
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  Speaker 3: I have to fill in for our afternoon show. So
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  Speaker 3: it's just weather with me all day long.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, weather girl.
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  Speaker 3: I know it's my dream.
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  Speaker 2: I know it really is your dreams.
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  Speaker 3: Still know science?
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  Speaker 2: You did weather? What do I do?
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  Speaker 3: I did rain? Do you have any water rain fluid related?
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  Speaker 2: This is the only segue I can create.
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  Speaker 1: Minnesota? Oh okay, Minnesota. I, like I said, I was
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  Speaker 1: there over the weekend. I've gone a few times because
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  Speaker 1: I weirdly have like a decent amount of friends from Minnesota.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know like how that happened, but it just happened.
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  Speaker 1: It was my destiny and and what I love about
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  Speaker 1: their city is they have like you know, a downtown
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  Speaker 1: and stuff, but like they also have and you're still
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  Speaker 1: technically downtown, but they have like houses that are are
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  Speaker 1: almost down or they are downtown, and so you can
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  Speaker 1: live in a house with like a little yard or whatever,
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  Speaker 1: but you can be downtown and there's lots of nature
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  Speaker 1: and you know, I think they call them the Land
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  Speaker 1: of a Thousand Lakes, so there's water. And I think,
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  Speaker 1: like before I went to Minnesota, I just thought, oh,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's a Midwest state. Like I'm sure I
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  Speaker 1: could already tell you what it's like and kind of
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  Speaker 1: people YadA YadA.
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  Speaker 2: But it's a wonderful place.
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  Speaker 1: It is a wonderful, wonderful place where you can get outside.
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  Speaker 1: There's nature, the people are so nice and they throw
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  Speaker 1: a great it's cool.
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  Speaker 3: As you get like a house, is that something we
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  Speaker 3: do not have here? No, not at all. Like if
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  Speaker 3: you're talking about like a billionaire in a city, like
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  Speaker 3: there's not even like you can't even have a house
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  Speaker 3: like a building.
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  Speaker 1: No, And if you have one in like River North,
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  Speaker 1: those are like millions of you know, like the stand
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  Speaker 1: alone like walk up. It's like you can't like do
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  Speaker 1: that most of the time. Yeah, or it's like a
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  Speaker 1: concrete yard in the back. But yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, I know, I think I was in Minneapolis,
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  Speaker 1: and I know I don't there's Minneapolis.
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  Speaker 2: And Saint pot I think those are the twin cities, but.
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  Speaker 3: I like.
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  Speaker 1: They don't have like it's not like I don't think
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  Speaker 1: there was there's no driveways.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think like you park on this. Am I
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  Speaker 2: making that up. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It's still like a city and you take your trash out,
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  Speaker 1: like in the bed there's like a back alleyway.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It's just like it's very cool that you can you
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  Speaker 1: can have all that and be so close to nature.
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  Speaker 1: Like it's why I love Atlanta, Like there's there's greenery
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  Speaker 1: and stuff. So I just I don't know. Minnesota's a
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  Speaker 1: vibe and don't sleep on that or the fair.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, we love affair fairs are becoming like a new thing.
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  Speaker 2: Well you started it.
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: I just had to copy you went to a fair
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  Speaker 1: and I had to one up you and be like,
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  Speaker 1: well I want to.
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  Speaker 3: A state fair. Yeah, my gosh, So I too went
• 11:01
  Speaker 3: out of town this weekend. I went to Michigan, your
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  Speaker 3: home state. I we have my oh my god, I
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  Speaker 3: can't even speak. So Mike's family has a house in
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  Speaker 3: a town called Colon, Michigan. But the nearest sort of
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna call it a big city, but only because
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  Speaker 3: it has a Walmart and like actual stores and restaurants
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  Speaker 3: and stuff is Sturgis, Michigan. And so we it's kind
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  Speaker 3: of like what you it's like when you got the
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  Speaker 3: expressway their Sturgis and it has like all the Walmart
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  Speaker 3: and the Meyer and like all that, right, the taco
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  Speaker 3: bell and all that stuff. But then we did dinner
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  Speaker 3: one night. We went to Sturgis for dinner one night,
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  Speaker 3: and we went to a Chinese buffet and bitch it
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  Speaker 3: fucking hits like and I I and we've talked about
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  Speaker 3: my poop problems in the past, okay, but I threw
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  Speaker 3: all caution to the wind. I was like, if we're
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  Speaker 3: gonna do this, I am leaning the fuck in. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: bitch I had sushi off a Chinese buffet. Okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: there was a chef's special. It had a bunch of
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  Speaker 3: different sauces in it, with some crab and some uh
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  Speaker 3: sure green stuff like imitation crab green stuff. Oh it, bitch,
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  Speaker 3: it was good. I had a fucking Chinese buffet. I
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  Speaker 3: don't even know where there is one in this so
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  Speaker 3: I don't think there is one anywhere, and a fifty
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  Speaker 3: mile radius.
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  Speaker 1: Of where I currently am, there's an all you can
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  Speaker 1: eat sushi place near here that I walked.
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  Speaker 3: Is that like where it comes on the train.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not sure. It didn't go inside. I walked by inside.
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  Speaker 2: Why don't we ever go there?
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  Speaker 3: Right? Yeah, I would be down, But like it's just
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  Speaker 3: a good, old fashioned, just fucking Chinese buffet. I had
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  Speaker 3: chicken and broccoli and the noodle. They had noodles like
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  Speaker 3: h thebachi noodles. You could get noodles or rice they
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  Speaker 3: had they want you to fill up. Yeah, so I
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  Speaker 3: only did a little bit of noodles. But then I
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  Speaker 3: had some sweet and sour chicken and you can just
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  Speaker 3: make different combinations. They had like a cherry like turnover
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  Speaker 3: for dessert, like with an ice cream machine.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, your biggest fear.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't have any of that. I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: maybe not with the dairy because I didn't know. I
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  Speaker 3: didn't shlf I actually so I almost shipped myself this weekend.
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  Speaker 3: But it was from cooking that we did at the house.
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  Speaker 3: But the Chinese buffet did not make where I ate.
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  Speaker 3: I ate sushi off a Chinese buffet in the butthole Michigan, okay,
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  Speaker 3: did not ship myself, did not even come close to
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  Speaker 3: shitting myself. But make pasta at the house boom almost
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  Speaker 3: ship running for the bathroom. No, no, so I don't
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  Speaker 3: know what the fuck what that was. Who made the
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  Speaker 3: pasta Mike's mom. And it wasn't even like it was
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  Speaker 3: it was really good. What sauce, I don't know. She
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  Speaker 3: made her own, so I don't know if there was
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  Speaker 3: like something.
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  Speaker 2: Was it like a cream sauce?
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, it was red sauce like marinera or
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  Speaker 3: meat sauce. It was interesting. She puts sugar in her sauce,
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  Speaker 3: which I was that's a thing that's really interesting. I
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  Speaker 3: always try to make it like as spicy as possible,
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  Speaker 3: because Mike like's really spicy sauce. I never thought like
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  Speaker 3: adding a dash of like sweet in there it would
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  Speaker 3: be good. But it was fucking fire like. It was
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  Speaker 3: so good. Had two plates and maybe I just I
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  Speaker 3: think I just over eight.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I always like a hint of I don't really like sweets,
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  Speaker 1: but like a hint of sweet. But one thing I
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  Speaker 1: learned from my boyfriend is that like you can put
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  Speaker 1: in random like flavors that you wouldn't think to add to,
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  Speaker 1: like a certain dish, Like we'll still add to that
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  Speaker 1: dish if.
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  Speaker 2: You know what you're doing.
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  Speaker 1: I don't, but you could add some soy sauce and
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  Speaker 1: a dish that's not like Asian, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: And like you.
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  Speaker 3: Smart enough to think of that.
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  Speaker 2: I have heard of sugar skilled.
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  Speaker 3: Watch your make it. She touk out a whole bag
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  Speaker 3: of sugar and just like you know, took some cups
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  Speaker 3: and put it in there.
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  Speaker 1: I'll put a little unsweetened almond milk and like my
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: mac and cheese or in my eggs, just for a
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  Speaker 1: slight like sweetness but not overpowering. And then I'll do
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  Speaker 1: like the hot sauce and everything. So it's a nice
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  Speaker 1: little but yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Chinese, But then I need to find one. There's one Indiana,
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  Speaker 3: but I don't know if I want to go to
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  Speaker 3: Indiana for it, I gotta find something else. There has
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  Speaker 3: to be one closer.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I ordered Chinese food the other night
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  Speaker 2: but I.
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  Speaker 3: Do like that you can try different things. It's like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: do I want General Tso or do I want shrimp
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  Speaker 3: and broccoli?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 2: General sauce Chicken?
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  Speaker 3: Does you say it out? I've always and that's Mike's favorite,
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: and we always say I mean, I'm an uncultured fuck.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Now I'm worried that. Hold on, let me get that
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: French guy that we like.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: I think it's General Soace Chicken.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: But I was like, I don't know how to say
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: a tea in an s so.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Like I just before I fucking roast the hell out
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: of you, I need to make sure that I have
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: a lot.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: To stand on here. Okay, hold on, volume up. Okay,
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: we are.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: Looking at this guy again. Chish that is served in
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: North American Chinese restaurants. The dish is named after queen,
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: dynasty statement and military leader, although there is no recorded
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: connection to him, nor is the.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: Okay asked for.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: The dish General so General Chicken? One time? Did he
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: say t s O?
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, that's hilarious and I love you so much.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: I think it's General Sounds or sows or however you
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: want to it's not. But just maybe like if you
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: want to order it that way you want the restaurant.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: You're like, Hi, I would like one order of General.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: TSO, and no one is ever going to do They're like, oh,
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: you stupid white boy, You're so stupid.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Well, it sounds like it's a North American creative, creative
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: dish anyways, Like it doesn't authentic, but shout out to
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: that guy who was named after who has no connection.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: To the dish. But I mean pretty iconic.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: He's pretty iconic. Okay, do I have two food ones?
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: I think, Okay, you did a restaurant, I'll do a
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: grocery store. And this is going to be local. So apologies. However,
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: we were at Lourie No, no, no, not LORII. We
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: were at We love Lourie Children's Hospital by the way,
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: we do a lot of work with them. But we
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: were at the Ronald McDonald's house cooking lunch. Yeah, we
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: do charity flexing, but we were cooking lunch, which is
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: something fun that you can do if you're local. It's
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: super fun. You could do it with your office, your friends.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: You literally just go cook and serve and do a
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: good deed.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: But it's also it's fun while you do it.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: Anyway, also teaches you to cook kind of.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Yes it does, Yes it does. The chef will will
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: help you for sure.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: But I was.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Talking when I was there, and I guess they have
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: a partnership with Capudos Markets.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Have you ever been to a Capudos?
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: Yes, there's one by my house. I've been there once.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, uh huh. So I have not been inside of Caputo's.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: I heard it's amazing, but I didn't have time to
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: get groceries the other day and I walk usually even
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: it's a whole thing. But so I was like, I
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: want to make a really big order, so I'm set
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: for a couple of weeks. So I saw that Caputos
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: was on door Dash and I was like, well, they
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: have a partnership with Ronald McDonald house. I don't know
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: for a fact if the money will go towards them
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: if I order online, but I do know a portion
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: for the month like was going to them. So I
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: was like, either way, I'll just like try it there, bitch.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: The prices were great, Like, the prices were great. They
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: have like it's an Italian market from a local family,
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: so they have like a great deli counter, great pre
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: made food, all the Italian things but like the prices,
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: the total, like I'm going to capudos now on it was.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: It was wonderful and all the food was really really
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: good that we got from there, and I just wanted
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: to shout them out, like I heard it's very fun
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: to go inside.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: I still need to get to Trader Joe's.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I really need you to go, Like I need
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: you to like leave work one day when you don't
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: have anything and go to so it's not like congested
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: and you can just meander.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Trader Jos is also very affordable, although there's things I
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: wouldn't get there. I would I don't love getting meat
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: their YadA YadA, but.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Also very affordable. Shout out.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: I don't have any food ones. I have two music
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: ones and then a TikTok one. Which one should I do?
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Um TikTok Okay.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: So my TikTok obsession has been and I actually got
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: to like lay this weekend and like watch TikTok's for
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: the first time in a long time, like a robot.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: I got to lay and watch TikTok.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: But there's a TikToker. Her name is Lil Nina, and
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: I love her because my girl was in prison. Okay,
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: I haven't gotten to the point where she talks about
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: what she's done yet, but I'm assuming it's somewhere in
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: her series. But what I love about the series that
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: she does is she will talk to you about someone
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: that was in her dorm while she was in prison
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: and give little stories about them. Then after she gives that,
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: then she goes and looks up what they did to
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: put them in prison, and then she reacts to that.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Is it that little Nina?
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: I think, so yes, Oh oh my god, this.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Looks exactly like someone you'd be obsessed with, Like this
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: is so court.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: Okay. So she just talks about these wild stories in prison.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: And the one that I was obsessed with that was
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: laughing so hard is her bunk mate was this girl.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: Her name was Charlie, and she slept below her. Lena
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: slept on top, Charlie was on the bottom, and this
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: girl was just disrespecting Charlie one time, and she didn't
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: really like Charlie. She was kind of like, you know,
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: they just weren't vibing. She's the bitch whatever. So she
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: basically was like, I don't like how this other girl
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: is talking to you, Like if I were you, like,
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: I'd go, like I'd run in that bathroom because I
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: guess the fighting police was the bathroom where the guards
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: couldn't see her whatever, And she'd be like, oh, like
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: I gotta go, I'm gonna run in the bathroom. Like
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: she's like I would go to the bathroom and fuck
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: her up because like whatever. Well she had Charlie go
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: in the bathroom and Charlie got her ass whooped, and
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: it was it was real bad. But she was like,
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: she was like, I set this girl up, but I
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: had to write. So then after she tells the story,
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: then she goes and looks at what she did. And
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: this girl basically was like she helped coordinate like a
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: murder of a fifteen year old, and so she was like, good,
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: I'm glad I got her jumped.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Whatever.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: So she was like, you know, so just the way
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: she tells her stories, and just I love prison, so
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: like hearing stories of prison, especially like because I feel
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: like stories in a female prison are so much more
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: deep rooted and like conniving and whatever, like dude prisoners
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: like oh he said, whatever about my mom's right, beat
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: them the fuck up, you know. Yeah, so like whatever,
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: but like these women are like so much smarter and
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: like think through their attack so much better. Did you
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: have to check her out? Because she's hilarious? Hilarious.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: I'm just on a a home murderer watch. I wish
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: I had a cam on him twenty four fucking seven. Yeah,
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: I know I'm not gonna say more because I'm being recorded,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: but of shit, I hate you, and keep your eyes,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: keep your head on a swivel.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: Right, if I ever get the shot, it's on its site.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: I'm about to go talk to some anyways.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna okay, you did TikTok Okay, I'll do
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: my random one, okay. And my random one is and
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: I feel like this is something that maybe you would
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: get into. But a couple of my friends are very
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: into a state sales and and I don't really like
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: to shop, especially in places where things are like overwhelming,
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: like disorganized. I don't know, I just I'm not a
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: big shopper at heart. I love new things, but I
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: get tuckered out. I don't like to try savan.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: It's like it's a whole thing. So I just like
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: never thought i'd really be about that life. But specifically,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: like my friend Mattie, who I was visiting, Like, she
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: made sure to only get like a lot of her
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: stuff from various estate sales in their house to just
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: and their house is so unique and cozy and beautiful
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: and has like so much cool shit in there. Of course,
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: I'm sure that you know they buy stuff from other places.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: But I guess there's an app and I don't know
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: what it's called. I'll have to look it up for
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: you guys, but it's it's to find a state sales
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: in your area.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, and she.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Was like, I found this estate sale and she showed
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: me a picture of like all this fucking skincare this
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: woman had, and there's this one. There's two skincare brands
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: that like literally you could get a jar of something
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: for like three hundred fucking dollars.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Like it's very expensive skincare.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: What is the one now, I'm forget I'm like blanking
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: on the name of the one. But anyways, so she
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: was like, look at all this shit, and we went
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: there and all this and we bought like a ton
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: of skincare for like I think I paid like forty
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: something dollars for like all these little things of expensive
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: skincare brands, but then they also had really cool like
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: home decor and I don't know, I'm just like I
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: might jump into a state sales now yea, because.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the fucking deal and the guy was good shit, yes,
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: and the.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Guy was saying that a woman drove in from Texas
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: spent nine thousand dollars and then like came back the
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: next day and spent like six hundred or something. I
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: don't know, And I just feel like a state sales
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: are all the rage, although I do avoid them because
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: I feel like it means somebody died and it makes
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: me sad.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and like it feels very like, yeah, I kind
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: of have to get over that. When because Mike's mom
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: loves going to does she sales, and like her and
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: her sister go and they find like this most awesome shit,
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: we sort of had to like get past the point
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: of being like why are we in this position? Yeah?
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: For me, it's like verymo The whole thing's emotional and
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: I can smell like the person at their head. I
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: don't know, I just I'm like we're all like foraging
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: for things of a dead part. I don't know, It's
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: like I had to get over it. But it's like, Okay,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: I guess, like I do understand, like I had to.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: It's probably a really fun activity to go to like
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: find and see what you can find.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I feel like I like I've had to
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: clean my grandma's place and she saved every little so
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: like I do understand like needing to get rid of stuff.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: I couldn't personally be there at like a loved one's
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: a state sale. But yeah, there was just I just
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: could not believe all the unopened Like there.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: Was perfume and skincare. Of course there were, there was
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: clothes with tags on it.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: But just I feel like everybody has the same shit
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: these days, and it's a cool way to get different stuff.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Now I have to put my disclaimer in there, as
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: someone who has gotten bed bugs twice at a hotel
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: and once in my fucking apartment.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: I have to just put a disclaimer.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: If you get clothing or anything cloth, you need to
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: either steam it because but bugs die in high heat,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: or put it in the dryer for half an hour
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: before you put it in your house. Because one of
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: our coworkers when I had my bedbug situation, was telling
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: me about her bedbug situation. It was because her daughter
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: went thrifting and fucking brought home the bedbug, and so
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: you need to be conscious of that because they are hitchhikers.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: And let me tell you you don't want that. But anyways,
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: shout out to a state sales and I'll look up
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: the app. But yeah, I think maybe you become a
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: woman of a certain age and it just is something
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: that naturally happens because chop all.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Your hair off, you're going to do a state sales.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: I'm growing mine out though, actually right now, and I'm
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: yeah going long again. Yeah, I want to go red
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: like long, like an orange e almost. Yeah, I'll show you.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: I'll show your picture. It sounds really scary probably right now,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: but that's once it's long. But Jess, my hairdresser, and
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: my friend, was like, the only problem is your roots
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: are going to be an issue because I have really
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: dark roots. So I got to figure out how to
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: get around that and grow this hair out.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: But I am going to miss the easiness of the
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: short hair.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, along here, Okay, So my last two are
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: music related, so I don't know if I should do
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: them together. They don't really go together, but.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: I have Yeah, do them together because I have two
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: music ones together, and then I have like.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: A random one.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: Okay, so.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: Actually, no, I'm so sorry to cut you off.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: I'll just save my random one for next week and
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: I'll do my two music together and then we'll.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: Okay, so my first one has to be Ellie and
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: AJ Okay, because I got to fulfill my childhood fantasy
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: and talk to them last week after a very arduous
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: and long debacle of getting to talk to them, which
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: we won't go into, but they ended up having to
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: wait forty five minutes for me, and oh my gosh,
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: they were very nice and they were super sweet. They
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: did a little tour and they put a little recap
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: up on their social I think yesterday they did like
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: a four city just random iHeart promo tour. They stopped
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: at four different stations around the country, and I was
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: lucky enough to be one of them. I got to
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: talk to them and it was just like everything you
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: could imagine. I got to meet them once. They played
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: Lallapalooza two years ago, maybe yeah, two years ago, and
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: a lot of people don't know they do have any
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: like very core fan base that like still follows them
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: to their music today, So one of them. Yeah, And
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: to be honest, now I don't remember which one.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Is, which I mean, it's fine, and I think it
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: was Ali or no, Yeah.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: It's the It's hold on, I'm gonna get this red important.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: But I just remember there was a photo from Lalla
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: where you were like, that's kaelin the taller one, the
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: non blonde one.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: Yes, the non blonde one. What I want to say
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: is Ali.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: But look at this ridiculous photo their hair braided.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: To That's thing is now. So they've been letting out music,
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: like more music so for like probably the last tennis years,
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: like doing their own albums, like they're independent and it's
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: kind of like a I don't know how to describe it,
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: and I tried and I and I described it to
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: them and I called it hippie, but they seem to
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: be okay with that.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: For an hour.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they call their music hippie, but it was it's
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: sort of like viby acoustic rock sort of like and
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: I storted their their latest album is called it was
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: so hard for me to say for whatever reason. It's
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: called Silver Deliverer. Deliverer is very to say, and it's
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: like the perfect Driving song or Driving album, Like it's
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: just vibe like if you're on a road trip, like
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: I feel like and it's like fall and you're sort
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: of like driving through a lot of like rural area,
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: Like it's that that sort of vibee. Yeah, and I
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: feel like you honestly liked that album and if you
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: sort of like take out of like yeah, they were
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: like these big pop girls in the early two thousands,
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: and like just look at their work now, like it's
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: really cool and they're doing stuff the way they want
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: to do it. They also re released like their biggest songs,
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: potential breakup song, Into the Rush like or just Rush.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: Like right now, they're on a promo tour because their
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: first album, Into the Rush is twenty years old, which
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: is crazy, right, So they actually recorded a live version
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: of the album. They played the album from front to back.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: They recorded here in Chicago, I want to say it
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: was at the riv and they let that out as
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: like a twenty year celebration of the album. They're coming
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: back in October. They're playing the Salt Shed and I
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: want to try to go. But so they're celebrating that
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: they have the new album. But they re released a
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: potential breakup song, my favorite song by them, which is
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: Chemicals React. And they did their own A and A
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: versions they a La Taylor and so they did their
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: own versions of those and they were able to change
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: them up a little bit and make them a little
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: bit more rocky and a little bit more of their vibe,
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: which is still really cool. So I don't know, they're
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: still out here and they're making quality music now. They
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: didn't really shit on their old music, but they were
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: kind of like, we get to do it the way
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: we want to do it now, and so I love
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: that they sort of had that freedom and they so
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: they took ten years off, like they did nothing for
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: ten years, And I asked.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: They just like the lived off of what like money.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: They did like acting and stuff. And so I asked them, like,
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: you know, if you could go back and tell you know,
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: Ali and Aj writing your first album in your bedroom
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: because they wrote their own songs, which is crazy.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of those.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: Stars back in the day didn't do that, but they,
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: you know, wrote their own songs for their first albums.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: You were writing in your bedroom, writing your songs. Like,
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: what would you tell yourself back then? And they said
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: not to stop. They didn't want to, you know, they
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: wish they didn't take ten years off touring, like you know,
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: but one of them got married and another one did
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: a little bit of acting and so like you know,
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: they kind of did their own thing. But then they
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: came back and now they're still doing and they're still
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: doing great and selling out shows and playing Lollapalooza, which
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: is insane. And it was really cool and I liked
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: getting to talk to them, and they were really sweet,
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: and they waited for me, which was very nice.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: It wasn't your fault, but that is.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: Not my fault, but they were very nice and we
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: made it happen.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: I hate people waiting for that.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: I just know. I had to mention it twenty five
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: times because I was like, oh god, yeah, like I
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: just felt so bad. But they were very nice.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: You interviewed people who were on call her Daddy, which
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: was pretty.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: Yes, Oh my god, and what's I'm so mad at
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: this whole and let me just be like a little
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: look behind the curtain real quick. Yeah, is I didn't
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: know I was doing it until I wasn't here for it.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: So you were on the highway, did not get to
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: prop as much as I would want, like to talk
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: to someone that means that much, people that mean that
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: much to me, right, But like because then afterwards I
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: started going through other tiktoks and watching old interviews just
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: to fucking ask them something they just got asked or whatever, right,
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: and like they they call her clips came up and
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: like whatever, I'm like, fuck, I would have asked them
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: about call her daddy or to ask them something about
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: Alex Cooper, you know what I mean, like something about that,
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: just because I would want to know. And I knew
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: that in the time that they were on there, but
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: like that information is not readily you know, so I
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: wish I had a little bit more time to like whatever.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: But they said they would come back around in October
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: when they're here for so my plan is I want
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: to try to get them back in here and be like,
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: let's do like a full flash, like you know, I
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: want to ask all the shit that I wanted because
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: I was flustered when I talked to them this time
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: around and whatever when I actually could talk to them
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: things I wanted to know since I was a child
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: and whatever. Yeah, but yeah, no, they were cool and
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: shouts out to them. They were good sports about it.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: I love that.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: The other music one I have is Lave. Have you
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: heard of her? And you spell it l a u
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: f e y, But it's lave is how you say it.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: So she and I have been going. Yeah. So she's
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: Chinese and Icelandic, which is crazy and I so it's
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: so funny because I knew that I wanted to bring
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: her up in my top five. She has a new
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: album out that I've been listening to. I listened to
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: on the drive to and from Michigan, and I've been
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: going the whole time I'm listening to it. It's called
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: a matter of Time. But the whole time I've been
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: listening to it, I was literally thinking it was like,
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: will Kitlyn like her? Or will she not like her?
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: Like this has literally been going on in my brain
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: because okay, so let me sort of like describe her vibe.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: Okay, seven million followers, Like.
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: She's huge, She's playing the United Center like she's huge, right, she.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: Big in Asia as well? I don't know, okay.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: Because yeh, like it's not K pop, so like it's
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: very much like so the first two albums are under
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: the genre of jazz. Okay, but she's from my understanding,
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: and I'm literally reading Wikipedia in real time, but she
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: plays her own instruments, okay, and it's very much like Dune,
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: So okay. So that's why I was like, Okay, I
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: don't think you would like her because it's very sort
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: of like camp camp jazz, right, like we have our
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: tap shoes on and we're like doing that, right, which.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Like I like if it's like a jazz like I
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: like jazz, like yeah, but okay.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: So that was like very much her first job. She
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: had a crossover kind of hit. I think it was
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: in like a commercial or something. But now she's still
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: doing that on this album. But there's more pop influence,
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: there's more rock influence, there's more beat, there's more her.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: The writing is just like way better from my perspective
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: and in my opinion to where I was like, Okay,
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: I can kind of get into this now, like I
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: and it's giving me a little bit like it reminds
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: me a lot of my grandma, like if we were
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: ever like like it's like the music that she would
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: listen to, like that jazzy is sort of like time,
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: Like she wears a lot of pokeaad dressas and just
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: like that sort of vibe. But there's a song on
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: the album that I decided this morning was my favorite
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: because I've been listening to it and let me find
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: it because I'm going tough. Luck is the name of it,
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: and it starts off very sort of jazzy, and then
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: like the crescendos into like rock towards the end, and
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: it's really cool. Her name is Leve. It's l A
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: U f e y. It's very there's like so many
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: different like every song it sounds different, like there's jazz
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: and then there's just you know, she randomly does like
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: her own version of like a ballet song in the
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: middle of it that's just instrumental. Like it's really cool.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: So I would just say, like, just give it a
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: run through, just to hear it and check it out.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: You might like some of it, because I'm also curious
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: to see like if you do like it or not.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, is it like be like, is it like B
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: York where like the music change or like FK Twigs
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: where like the song will change like eight hundred times.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not so like industrial like that. Like it's
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: more like I don't know, like it's not even like
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: it's a real instruments. It's but it just the way
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: like she sort of intertwines is just kind of cool.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: So yeah, look.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Cool, I'll I'll take a peek.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, my I I have two music ones, so
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: I'll do them as well as my last two. And
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: actually you already know both of these. So Hosier and
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's only on Spotify, but Hosier
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: has a cover of Say My Name by Destiny's Child
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: and it's wonderful. It's so unexpected and it's just like
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: a great song and I feel like no one saw
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: that coming or no, its not.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: That I feel like.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: And then I always I listened to this album after
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: you told me to, and I love Jesse Murph, but
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: I showed my friend Maddie the song Gucci Mane and
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: because I just knew she would love her like vibe
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: and her voice and everything, and we listened to it
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: like on the way home from the fair, and then
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: she was like, I think I need to hear that again.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: You know, it's like one of those ones where like
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: the song didn't hurt enough, you need to like hear
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: it again, you need to rehurt yourself and really listen
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: and then she texted me like I've listened to this
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: like eight hundred times, like this is my new obsession,
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: and the song is so good. She's so young and
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: so wise, and I feel like she wrote that song
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: for me. But that's neither here nor there. It's a
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: fucking banger. She's not big on cooking, but she makes
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: her pasta or whatever.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: She feel like.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: It's just like that was my That song is my autobiography,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: like when she would get hit by that buzz and
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: then I take one out the chamber because I'm trying
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: to grow, like the whole the whole thing.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like it's like a just a thought stream.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: It's like my.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Inner monolog Yeah, and then I get high and I
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: wonder what it's alf. I'm like, oh my goodness, girl,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: And I just love her. And I don't know how
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: she's that wise or in my head.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: Right, she's she's dope.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: She loves a trip strip club, she like she's fun.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: I just she loves Gucci. She's yeah, and you were right,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: So I love her. I crash out is that a
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: friend of ours got engaged and we're so And I'm
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: not talking about Taylor.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Swift and we are so happy for her. Right yeah,
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: close personal friend and we were so happy for her.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: Shout out Kiki.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: And I think people get confused because I'm like not
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: super in love with the idea of marriage for me
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: because of some stuff I've been through and just some
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: fear of YadA YadA. But I fucking love that for
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: other people if that is what they want, Like it
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: makes me so happy. I cry at a wedding. I
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: had a friend tell me that I ruined my friend's
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: wedding for her because I was crying so hard, Like
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: I love it, like I want that, like so I
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: don't ever want people to think like I'm talking about
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: like marriage for them. However, I have one thing that
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: I need all y'all to stop fucking doing to women. Okay,
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: the second my girl got engaged, I started getting DMS,
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: your next, Your next, Your next, I said, don't you
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: put that on me, Ricky, Bobby, I didn't ask for that.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: I'm sitting over here mine in my business clapping for
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: my friend. This is her moment.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Don't know what is going on in someone's life, albeit
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: you know pregnant, things about pregnancy and health and you
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: have to be really careful assuming that what you want
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: is what other people want, and you have to be
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: careful with what you say to people and how you
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: say it. And I understand that some people are so
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: into their own perspective that they couldn't possibly wrap their
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: mind around the fact that somebody else may not want that.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: But it's and even if I, like, did do want
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: that end up getting married, that's completely separate from my
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: friend getting engaged.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: And they're not.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Related at all, and we haven't even started planning her wedding.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: It sounds like we're gonna help yet, Yeah, why are
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: we going to Who's next?
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: We need to live in the moment right like same
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: like with the weather. It's warm right now. I know
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: we're getting to fall.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: I love fall, but then means winter and snow, So
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: let's just enjoy this moment. I don't know, I just I.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: Was like, I was a pulled by how like the
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: sheer amount of messages I got like you're next, and
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: I was like, funk off, And I would I would
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: literally be like or what if I'm not And they'd
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: be like no, no, I'm convinced, and I'm like okay, okay,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: So I didn't I don't love that.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: Just don't make it about don't make anyone's good situation
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: about yourself or about anyone else their moment.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm sure people are well intentioned, and I'm
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: sure they think that, like I'm I'm bend me waiting,
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: just begging for a proposal, right, a man to come
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: proposed to me. But I'm you know, I got some
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: stuff going on right now. I'm trying to figure some
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: stuff out, and like I can't be planning a.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: Wedding right now.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, so so sorry at the moment, yes, and I
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: will cheer her on and I love her, but y'all
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: are weird and goofy leave me alone in the comments.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: So my crash out came yesterday. We're at a car show,
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: and I just don't I like to think that I
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: can take social cues, like I like to get out
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: of a conversation before anyone can ever say what I'm
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: about to say about me. And that's when when a
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: conversation is over, just go right. Like I was trapped
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: in a conversation that I did not want to be in.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: I did not want to and I'm trying to be
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: nice and overtly people, please oh yeah, yeah, oh really close,
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: so cool, like oh yeah, that happened to me once,
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: like oh yeah I did that, Like oh yeah, okay,
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: I know someone, it's over, the conversation is over, okay,
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: Like and I don't I hate having to give cues
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: to people because I think that's awkward and mean.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm like, just get it understanding understand in.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: A way right, like and that's just such and so
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: I try to like get out of situations before like
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: anyone could even have that thought about me, you know
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: you do.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: And I always thought it was me, like you were
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: like didn't want to talk to me, but you're trying
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: to like leave.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: Whatever I want is they're like, oh my god, he
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: just want stop talking, Like I don't want. I adn't
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: want to ever say that about me. And I get it,
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: like everyone has their own situation, but like just be
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: mindful of people's like cues like well, looks like I
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: got it, you know, I put.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: My hands on my legs or if I say all.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Right, yeah no I This is part of the reason
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: why I don't like phone calls, is because if I
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: commit to a phone call, I don't know when you're
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: gonna let me off, and I don't appreciate that.
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: It's very true.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: And there are some people who are like a one
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: more thing kind of people. Oh yeah, and I just
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: I don't have time for one more thing. And so
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: that's why.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: Rather you just carrying off like, if you want out,
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: just say, and I will not take offense of that.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: I'll be like, okay, cool that, see.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: I need it a little softer if it's me. But
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: I do take a queue, you know, I'll take a cue.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I feel you on that one. All right,
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: that's it, all right, Well, don't forget to send me
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: your photos because you always forget. I forget, and we'll
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: call this I accidentally grabbed his balls twice true.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: Good Bye bye