Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Snaked Your Cake
Transcript
- 0:00Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and we get
- 0:01Speaker 1: a lot of requests coming in for phone taps. Most
- 0:04Speaker 1: of the time people are just like, hey, here's my person,
- 0:08Speaker 1: do whatever you want. I don't have any ideas. That
- 0:11Speaker 1: is so true. People are just like, hey, get my dad.
- 0:13Speaker 1: We're like, yeah, what's the idea?
- 0:14Speaker 2: Though, yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
- 0:16Speaker 1: Well that help. He usually doesn't answer his phone, but
- 0:19Speaker 1: I'm sure you can get up. But not today. We
- 0:22Speaker 1: received an email from a woman named Naomi who works
- 0:25Speaker 1: at a family fund center and she was cleaning up
- 0:28Speaker 1: after a kid's birthday party recently and witnessed her manager
- 0:32Speaker 1: eating a slice of leftover cake that the family didn't
- 0:35Speaker 1: take home. Oh, she thought it'd be hilarious if the
- 0:39Speaker 1: mom pretended to call and asked for the rest of
- 0:42Speaker 1: the cake. I'm so uncomfortable. Well that's what we did.
- 0:46Speaker 1: You can hear the manager squirm in your phone tap
- 0:49Speaker 1: right now.
- 0:50Speaker 3: Working Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.
- 0:55Speaker 2: Hello, this is Family Fun Center. This is Jordan.
- 0:58Speaker 3: Oh, hi Jordan, this is Tina. I was in earlier
- 1:01Speaker 3: for my daughter's birthday party. Yeah, I'm so sorry. I
- 1:06Speaker 3: hate to ask this, but could you put me on
- 1:08Speaker 3: with a manager?
- 1:10Speaker 2: Oh, I am actually the manager. Is there anything that
- 1:12Speaker 2: I can help you with today?
- 1:13Speaker 3: Oh that's fantastic. Yes. So, first of all, we had
- 1:17Speaker 3: the best time. My daughter was just thrilled.
- 1:20Speaker 2: Oh great, I'm so happy to hear that.
- 1:22Speaker 3: Yeah. But with all the presents and everything trying to
- 1:25Speaker 3: get out of there, I'm such a bonehead. I forgot
- 1:28Speaker 3: the most important thing.
- 1:30Speaker 2: I mean, of course, what did you forget.
- 1:32Speaker 3: The rest of the cake? I know that's so silly.
- 1:37Speaker 2: Oh you know, we actually don't keep the cake.
- 1:42Speaker 3: Oh no, only you believe this is just a few
- 1:44Speaker 3: hours ago. It's a beautiful cake, little chocolate ganache over
- 1:48Speaker 3: the top, covered in cool whip. The kids just love it.
- 1:52Speaker 3: It's an old family recipe, ma'am.
- 1:56Speaker 2: We have twenty to thirty birthdays a day here. Wow,
- 2:01Speaker 2: it's hard to keep track of every cake here, but
- 2:04Speaker 2: I can check for you.
- 2:06Speaker 3: Oh now you're gonna go see huh because maybe you
- 2:09Speaker 3: already saw.
- 2:10Speaker 2: Excuse me, I'm I'm actually not quite sure what you mean.
- 2:15Speaker 3: This isn't the first time I called. I actually called
- 2:17Speaker 3: earlier and I did speak with an employee who's going
- 2:21Speaker 3: to go unnamed. Okay, yeah, she told me she witnessed it.
- 2:27Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm not quite sure what did she witness
- 2:30Speaker 2: she witnessed?
- 2:31Speaker 3: You sampled the cake in the back at your desk.
- 2:37Speaker 2: I'm not my daughter's cake, but normally our policy is
- 2:42Speaker 2: to Jordan.
- 2:43Speaker 3: I'm not upset. I'm not upset. I know how delicious
- 2:47Speaker 3: that thing looked. All I'm asking is that in twenty minutes,
- 2:50Speaker 3: I can come down and get the rest of it.
- 2:52Speaker 2: Unfortunately, we don't have that cake anymore, ma'am. I'm very sorry.
- 2:57Speaker 3: Oh you do know the cake I'm talking about now.
- 3:01Speaker 2: I am. I really don't know what to say to that.
- 3:04Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I don't.
- 3:05Speaker 3: Really know, having a hard time thinking coming down from
- 3:08Speaker 3: a sugar rush.
- 3:09Speaker 2: Maybe listen, I understand that you're clearly frustrated, but I
- 3:15Speaker 2: don't really know how I can help you at this point.
- 3:18Speaker 2: And you know, I don't want to downplay this at all,
- 3:21Speaker 2: I truly don't. But you know it is just a cake. Oh,
- 3:25Speaker 2: just a cake.
- 3:25Speaker 3: Huh? Why did you tell that to my daughter's grandma, ma'am? Please,
- 3:30Speaker 3: I didn't want to tell you this, but the doctor
- 3:33Speaker 3: said that she has twenty four hours and tonight was
- 3:36Speaker 3: going to be a special celebration where she finally got
- 3:38Speaker 3: that last piece of the family recipe. It's okay, I
- 3:43Speaker 3: could just maybe go get her a store bought cupcake.
- 3:46Speaker 3: I mean that would be the same, right, ma'am if
- 3:49Speaker 3: you probly die earlier with that.
- 3:51Speaker 2: If you're trying to make me feel guilty here, you're
- 3:53Speaker 2: doing a very good job.
- 3:54Speaker 3: I mean, if it was more than twenty four hours,
- 3:56Speaker 3: I'd probably have time to make another cake. But somebody
- 4:00Speaker 3: ate it.
- 4:02Speaker 2: I am, actually you did.
- 4:04Speaker 3: You can just say it finally.
- 4:06Speaker 2: Okay, ma'am. You know, I'll say I didn't know everything
- 4:11Speaker 2: that was surrounding the situation of this cake. And people
- 4:17Speaker 2: leave cakes here all the time and they don't come
- 4:21Speaker 2: back and I don't call for it. Maybe I sampled
- 4:22Speaker 2: it a little bit, but unfortunately we don't have that
- 4:26Speaker 2: cake anymore. It's no longer here.
- 4:29Speaker 3: How did it taste?
- 4:31Speaker 2: It was delicious, So I'm very sorry to hear.
- 4:36Speaker 3: About You did take the cake.
- 4:40Speaker 2: Yes, ma'am, I'm sure it was a small piece of.
- 4:43Speaker 3: Like it was more than a small piece. Let's be honest,
- 4:46Speaker 3: Because I know all the details. Do you want to
- 4:49Speaker 3: know how I know them?
- 4:50Speaker 2: Well? You didn't, Shay an employee told you, so, I'm
- 4:53Speaker 2: sure that you know.
- 4:54Speaker 3: It's not just city employee. It was actually Naomi because
- 4:57Speaker 3: she's the one that set you up for this prank
- 4:58Speaker 3: phone call.
- 5:00Speaker 2: Wait, wait, what do you mean?
- 5:04Speaker 3: This is actually Brooke from the radio show Brooke and
- 5:06Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning, and she told us that she
- 5:09Speaker 3: saw you eating some cake in the back.
- 5:11Speaker 2: Oh my god. Okay, and I'm not the mom, Okay.
- 5:16Speaker 3: I mean I am a mom, but not that mom.
- 5:18Speaker 2: I don't come in with cakes all the time. And
- 5:20Speaker 2: I just went not exciting that that really just oh
- 5:24Speaker 2: my god. I am going to make sure I never
- 5:26Speaker 2: have a slice of cake ever again.
- 5:29Speaker 3: I would call this the icing on the cake.
- 5:31Speaker 2: No, I guess, so broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on
- 5:36Speaker 2: the twenties