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Phone Tap: Chugga Chugga Cheater · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight day. We got an
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  Speaker 1: email from a guy named THEO recently who wanted us
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  Speaker 1: to prank his brother. And his brother is a teacher's
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  Speaker 1: assistant for a professor at a big university, and he
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  Speaker 1: told us whatever we can do to work in the
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  Speaker 1: fact that whenever they go home for the holidays, the
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  Speaker 1: two brothers put on conductor's hats and play with toy
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  Speaker 1: trains in their famili's basement, even as adults. He said,
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  Speaker 1: make sure you bring that up and embarrass him whatever
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  Speaker 1: you gotta do. So that was Alexis's job. You'll hear
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  Speaker 1: how she did in your phone tap right now on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties. Hello, Hi, is this Robert? I sure as man,
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  Speaker 1: she saw. I don't want to tell you my real name,
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  Speaker 1: so I'll just tell you my first initial. It's Becca.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, pretend you didn't hear that s my names okay,
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  Speaker 1: B Well, what is this in regards to you're the
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  Speaker 1: TA and mister class for American literature, that professor. That's correct, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: and I know there's a big test tomorrow, right, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I haven't been studying. I don't know what to tell you.
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  Speaker 1: You better hit the books, so it's gonna be it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be tough. I've seen the desk. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: are you coming on to me? Why? I mean, it's okay,
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  Speaker 1: I get it. A lot of guys like me, but
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  Speaker 1: b I don't even know who you are. You called
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  Speaker 1: me this is that's very weird. Look can we just
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  Speaker 1: cut the cards here? What you know? Cut the cards,
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  Speaker 1: cut the cheese, cut to the race. I think you're
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  Speaker 1: willing were cut to the chase. But whatever, Why are
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  Speaker 1: you calling me? My boyfriend's a high five and they're
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  Speaker 1: having a big round the World party tonight, so yeah,
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  Speaker 1: definitely can't miss that. Okay, Well, I mean I would
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  Speaker 1: say you might want to rethink your your priorities. That's
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  Speaker 1: a no wrong. Did you hear me say party tonight?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to be studying, so I need to
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  Speaker 1: get the test early. If you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you mean. Wink. Wink. Did you
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  Speaker 1: just like speak wink at me? Are you asking me
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  Speaker 1: to give you the test? Is that what you're literally
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  Speaker 1: asking me? Right now? Come on? Robert, one of my
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  Speaker 1: sorority sisters says that you have it. Yeah, of course
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  Speaker 1: I have it. I'm the ta that that goes to
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  Speaker 1: that saying who's telling you this? I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: say her name, but I'll just say her first initial.
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  Speaker 1: It's Ashley. I mean a hey, might want to rethink
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  Speaker 1: what's an initial and what's a name? You keep doing that? Okay, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll work on that when you work on giving me
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  Speaker 1: this test that i'm asking for. Yeah. Look, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna if your plan here is to get me to
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  Speaker 1: help you cheat, that's not gonna happen. Look open your
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  Speaker 1: book chapter six through eleven. Okay, that's what the test
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  Speaker 1: is on the end. Okay. Look, I didn't want to
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  Speaker 1: have to do this, but if you don't give me
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  Speaker 1: the test, I'm going to tell everyone in class that
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  Speaker 1: you play with trains. I'm I'm sorry, how do you?
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  Speaker 1: What are you? You're a train player? Chugga chugga choo choo.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I don't know how you even know that
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  Speaker 1: information but what you're doing is not okay, Like it's
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  Speaker 1: if you're trying a blackmail me. That's really that's just
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  Speaker 1: like a weird attempt at blackmail. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: that is. So you're saying you're not gonna choose me
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  Speaker 1: for the test. No, I'm not going to choo choose
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  Speaker 1: to help you do anything that's not gonna happen. I
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  Speaker 1: haven't even brought up the fact that you have a
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  Speaker 1: conductor's hat that you wear too. You want me to
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  Speaker 1: bring up that, Listen, I'm going to look at the
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  Speaker 1: list and tell professor that Becca with a bee Becca,
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  Speaker 1: was I d a cheat on the test? No, you're
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  Speaker 1: supposed to pretend you didn't hear that. Whatever you're doing here,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's not working. What I'm doing is a prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call. Oh my god? Is that a crime? What? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's a prank. My real name is Alexis and I
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  Speaker 1: work on a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the Morning. Oh oh my god. What? Sorry, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Your little brother's THEO set you up for a phone top.
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  Speaker 1: He said, when you come home for the holidays, he
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  Speaker 1: loves playing trains with you. Yeah, I know, we were
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  Speaker 1: playing trains until we were kids. I was like, what
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  Speaker 1: a weird specific thing. I would like, what was happening? Wow?
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  Speaker 1: Well done, thank you. But if I'm mean for real,
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  Speaker 1: you kind of sound like a lame ta Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know I'm real. Boring again, I'm a lame of
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  Speaker 1: trains on purpose. So I guess I'm not going to
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  Speaker 1: see you at the pie Fire around the World party tonight.
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  Speaker 1: You never know, I mean, you know, hey, maybe I
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  Speaker 1: could bring my trains over there. You and the test
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  Speaker 1: don't forget that. Oh yeah, I'll absolutely I'll get a
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  Speaker 1: tattooed on my face. Finally we're on the same page.
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  Speaker 1: There you go, week up every morning with Foom Tap
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  Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the
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  Speaker 1: Morning