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Phone Tap: No Swimming In The Hot Tub · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And there's certain professions that might
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  Speaker 1: not work out if you have the wrong fear. Name
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  Speaker 1: one like if you're afraid of the dark, maybe being
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  Speaker 1: a ninja not free and being quiet dark, Jose, you
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  Speaker 1: would be the worst ninja. Or if you're terrified of commitment,
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  Speaker 1: maybe you weren't meant to be a wedding efficient. See,
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  Speaker 1: I'd be bad at all these yea, do you take
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  Speaker 1: this man? Really? Why are you sure? Like forever? You know?
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  Speaker 1: But sometimes your career takes you weird places that you
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  Speaker 1: never thought you'd be. And that's why today are on
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  Speaker 1: Jose Bologno's poses as a hot tub repairman. But just
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  Speaker 1: like the others, he has one big fear he hasn't
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  Speaker 1: quite overcome yet, and it's gonna make his job a
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  Speaker 1: lot more difficult. You'll hear it in your brand new
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right now the twenties. Hello. Hi, I'm looking
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  Speaker 1: to speak with Jeremy please. Yeah, this is Jeremy. Hi, Jeremy,
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  Speaker 1: I'm Dalton. I'm one of the repairman you called about
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  Speaker 1: your hot tub. Yeah, how's it going? Uh, To be
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  Speaker 1: honest with you, it's uh, it's not going very well
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  Speaker 1: over here. Oh really, what's the problem. Well, when I
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  Speaker 1: got here, I followed the instructions on the work order.
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  Speaker 1: It's said to go into the back, and well I've
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  Speaker 1: found the hot tub. Uh huh right, And I noticed
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  Speaker 1: you didn't drain it. Yeah, I didn't because nobody said
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  Speaker 1: I had to. Okay, clus there would have been no
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  Speaker 1: way for you to figure out the issue with the jets.
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  Speaker 1: That's understandable. But I had to go. So you just
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  Speaker 1: need to call somebody else and they can wait. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: you're not even there, I mean more, No, no, I
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  Speaker 1: can't be there anymore. I'm sorry. It's just dude, you've
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  Speaker 1: got to get this fixed. Like I'm at work, I'll
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  Speaker 1: have time to deal with this right now. But what happened, Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's nothing on you. It's it's hard to say, but um,
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  Speaker 1: I don't swim. Yeah, I don't understand why that's a
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  Speaker 1: problems of Well, it's a problem because I can't swim.
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  Speaker 1: I don't trust myself in or around water. And what
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  Speaker 1: are you talking about. I never learned as a kid,
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  Speaker 1: and I got self conscious about it growing up, so
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  Speaker 1: I never took lessons, and here we are. I just
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  Speaker 1: don't swim. Dude. Listen, It's only a hot tub. You
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  Speaker 1: could stand in it. It's assuming you don't fall in,
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  Speaker 1: and I mean especially fallen in head first. Wow, I
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  Speaker 1: mean that's danger head first. So you really think you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna fall in head first? Well, like, hey, obviously I
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  Speaker 1: have experience. You would be surprised how many times I
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  Speaker 1: have fallen into hot tubs. Last week, I was repairing
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  Speaker 1: one and it was only half full. Okay, yours is
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  Speaker 1: completely full. I fell in head first. So you're fine.
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  Speaker 1: Then if being fine is currently having PTSD from it,
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  Speaker 1: then yeah, I'm fine. Bro. So I don't understand. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I fell in and I was trying to get out.
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  Speaker 1: My foot kicks the jets button, and now I'm in
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  Speaker 1: a whirlpool. I might got three sixties. It's gonna spit
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  Speaker 1: me out onto the other end. I have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: What's up? What's down? Calm down, man, Calm down, geez man,
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  Speaker 1: like you got some issues? Bro? You see what I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about now. Bro, If it wasn't for the owner
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  Speaker 1: throwing me in an inflatable airplane pillow, I would have
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  Speaker 1: been a goner that day. Man, I wouldn't even be
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  Speaker 1: talking to you right now. Brother? Why would somebody hire
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  Speaker 1: you as a hot tub repair man? You're scared to
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  Speaker 1: get in a hot tub? You think you're gonna fall
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  Speaker 1: in head first? What kind of hot tub repairment are you?
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  Speaker 1: It's a good job, the hours are perfect, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: one of those people that I'm trying to face my
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  Speaker 1: fears in life. I take life by the horns. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just not going back to my place and fix my
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  Speaker 1: hot tub. I have a party this weekend. Wait what
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  Speaker 1: did you just say? You have a party? Yeah, dude, Like,
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  Speaker 1: I've got a whole bunch of people coming over. I
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  Speaker 1: need this thing fixed by the weekend. I've got to
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  Speaker 1: get this thing going. Oh you never said this was
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  Speaker 1: for a party. I love parties. What days is happening, bro? Dude?
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  Speaker 1: Focus on the hot tub. Invite you to the party. Bro,
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  Speaker 1: I'm single. I could bring some arm floatys and just
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  Speaker 1: kind of mingle, you know, see with how the vibe is.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you're listening. Man, Like all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: they're talking about going to my party. You haven't even
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  Speaker 1: fixed my hot tub. Man, I'm just trying to do
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  Speaker 1: my job, okay, and my job is to prank call you,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm doing it really good to be honest or bad?
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  Speaker 1: Who knows what did you just say? I'm saying it's
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  Speaker 1: a joke. I'm jose from Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you get to daddy here.
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  Speaker 1: I won't get out of here. Every buddy Jack set
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  Speaker 1: you up. He says, you're worried your hot tub is
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  Speaker 1: not gonna be fixing time for the weekend, so he
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  Speaker 1: told me to mess with you. I was thinking, like,
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  Speaker 1: this is so ridiculous, happening to a hot tub for
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  Speaker 1: par man be scared of water on a side, No, bro,
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  Speaker 1: I really can't swim very well. Hot tubs really make
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  Speaker 1: me nervous. But if you throw some floaties on me,
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  Speaker 1: I'd just love to come to my party. Maybe we
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  Speaker 1: can find you an inflatable airplane pill to save your
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  Speaker 1: life again. Hey, it work last time, dude. Wake up
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  Speaker 1: every morning was spooked as weekday mornings on the twenties
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  Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey in the morning