Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap PODCAST: Live Hold Music
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- 0:18Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties. Tell me I'm moving ninety two
- 0:21Speaker 1: point five. Hello, this is Ken Tabernacle. I'm calling from
- 0:26Speaker 1: to bank. I'm looking to speak with Elizabeth. Oh, yes,
- 0:30Speaker 1: FISHI wonderful. Hi Elizabeth, we received an email in regards
- 0:34Speaker 1: to some fraudulent charges that appeared on your statement. Thank
- 0:38Speaker 1: you so much for contacting me. Yeah, I have these
- 0:41Speaker 1: two charges that I'm not really clear where they came from.
- 0:43Speaker 1: I don't know the merchants are. One is one hundred
- 0:46Speaker 1: and fifty dollars and the other one is three hundred
- 0:48Speaker 1: and twenty dollars. Let me look into that for a second. Um,
- 0:52Speaker 1: just hold for one second, please, okay, cool, thank you?
- 0:55Speaker 1: Please hold. I don't think you're ready for this, Jelly,
- 0:58Speaker 1: I don't think you're ready A boodlicious foe babe. I
- 1:09Speaker 1: don't think Hi, Elizabeth. Yeah, Hi, I'm back. Yeah. Um,
- 1:15Speaker 1: I don't think you actually put me on hold. I
- 1:18Speaker 1: think I heard you singing, just so you know, so
- 1:21Speaker 1: you don't like maybe do it to other people. It's
- 1:23Speaker 1: kind of weird. We do have old music. It could
- 1:26Speaker 1: have been that you know old music. Are you sure?
- 1:30Speaker 1: Because they founded like you were seeing, Um I think
- 1:33Speaker 1: Beyonce or something. Huh yeah, no, probably the old music. Okay,
- 1:38Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. So I was just looking over your
- 1:42Speaker 1: fraudulent charges and I need to get my supervisor on
- 1:45Speaker 1: the phone. Actually for just one more thing, I have
- 1:48Speaker 1: to place you again on a brief hold. Is that okay?
- 1:50Speaker 1: Oh okay, sorry, I know we can get kind of annoying,
- 1:53Speaker 1: but please hold. Okay the single laing, sir, your hands up, sir,
- 2:03Speaker 1: put your hands up. Hello, Hello, hey, hey, hello, Hi
- 2:08Speaker 1: is Elizabeth there. Yes, I'm here. You're singing to me
- 2:11Speaker 1: on the phone. I know you you're doing you have
- 2:14Speaker 1: to know you're doing this. No, I placed you on
- 2:17Speaker 1: a brief hold. Look, these very extremely extensive charges and
- 2:21Speaker 1: it's like very stressful to me. So if I could
- 2:23Speaker 1: please speak to somebody else because I don't feel like
- 2:25Speaker 1: you're taking it scariously and I'm getting very frustrated. No,
- 2:28Speaker 1: I take this very seriously. The whole company takes this
- 2:31Speaker 1: kind of thing seriously. Up what you're singing single ladies
- 2:35Speaker 1: to me when you're pretending to put me on hole? Well,
- 2:38Speaker 1: I was putting you on hold. You gotta give me
- 2:40Speaker 1: somebody else. I gotta talk to your supervisor like this
- 2:43Speaker 1: isn't working. You just don't understand why you're getting so frustrated.
- 2:47Speaker 1: If you could just be more clear, I don't understand
- 2:50Speaker 1: why you're doing it like it's the whole music broken
- 2:52Speaker 1: or something, because it just makes me feel like you're
- 2:54Speaker 1: not taking my problem seriously. And I'm taking it very seriously.
- 2:59Speaker 1: But let's you say it wasn't hold music and it
- 3:02Speaker 1: was someone just singing. What would you think? Are you
- 3:05Speaker 1: asking me if I liked your singing? Maybe no, I
- 3:10Speaker 1: didn't like your singing. Can you just tell me what
- 3:12Speaker 1: the hell is going on? Look, I'm gonna be real
- 3:14Speaker 1: with you. Okay, I'm only part time here. I don't
- 3:18Speaker 1: I don't really care about this job. My real passion
- 3:21Speaker 1: is singing, okay, and so do that on your own time. Well,
- 3:26Speaker 1: I am this is my time while I'm at work
- 3:29Speaker 1: and when I place people on hold. I like to
- 3:30Speaker 1: sing the hold music and hopes, you know, someone will
- 3:33Speaker 1: hear my voice, like a producer or something. I didn't
- 3:36Speaker 1: like it. I'm telling you I don't like it, and
- 3:38Speaker 1: it's frustrating. Well, then, unfortunately, I have to tell you
- 3:42Speaker 1: there's nothing I can do about your fraudulent charges. What
- 3:45Speaker 1: do you mean is that you can do? Well? You
- 3:47Speaker 1: put me on the phone with someone else right now.
- 3:50Speaker 1: It doesn't feel good to you when someone is mean
- 3:51Speaker 1: to you, doesn't You said you didn't like my singing,
- 3:55Speaker 1: So please hold to the left, to the left, Oh
- 3:59Speaker 1: my god, in the closet. No, I don't want you.
- 4:07Speaker 1: It's a prank phone call. What Oh, this is actually
- 4:11Speaker 1: Jose from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning doing a
- 4:13Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Wait, this is a joke. Yes,
- 4:17Speaker 1: so this was actually a joke this whole time. This
- 4:19Speaker 1: be a real. No, your friend Patrick set you up.
- 4:22Speaker 1: He told me that somebody hacked your account and you're
- 4:25Speaker 1: waiting for a callback, so I figured I could help
- 4:27Speaker 1: you out. No, I feel like such an idiot. Well, hey,
- 4:31Speaker 1: do you mind if I place you on a brief
- 4:32Speaker 1: hold real quick? No? No, you must no bad I
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