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Phone Tap: College Tours With Leo DiCaprio · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's almost time for your prank phone call. And today
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  Speaker 1: I play the role of a college advisor who's already
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  Speaker 1: looking ahead to next school year. Oh wow, that's why
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  Speaker 1: I reach out to the father of one of our
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  Speaker 1: future incoming freshmen, just to let him know he's got
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  Speaker 1: nothing to worry about. Okay, we have a plan in
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  Speaker 1: place to watch over his kid and make sure she
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  Speaker 1: gets an excellent start to her college experience by just
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  Speaker 1: assigning her a special mentor let's say question mark. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to say mentor we'll hear what dad thinks in
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  Speaker 1: your phone.
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  Speaker 2: Tap right now, phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, I'm calling from McKenna College. I'm one of
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  Speaker 1: the advisors here. My name is brock Lee.
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  Speaker 2: How can I help you? Sir?
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  Speaker 1: Is this Jim Emer?
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  Speaker 2: It is hi Jim.
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  Speaker 1: So, according to my records, your daughter Taylor is going
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  Speaker 1: to be attending school this fall as an incoming freshman.
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  Speaker 1: That's correct, and listen, I know we're we're still a
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  Speaker 1: little ways away from orientation, but I do have an
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  Speaker 1: update for you.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So every student is assigned a guide that shows him around.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't know how this happened, but one of
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  Speaker 1: our former alumni here actually volunteered to be Taylor's guide.
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  Speaker 2: Oh cool, that's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: It is awesome. And if you could just keep this
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  Speaker 1: between us, because it's kind of a bigger deal since
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  Speaker 1: this person is a celebrity.
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  Speaker 2: Is a celebrity you say.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say that.
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  Speaker 2: Who is it?
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  Speaker 1: So for an entire week, your daughter will be watched
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  Speaker 1: over and taken care of by none other than Leonardo DiCaprio.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's pretty exciting stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I guess it would be exciting for some people. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: maybe not so much for a.
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  Speaker 2: Man with a young daughter.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you mean.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, Leonardo DiCaprio is very famous for trading out
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  Speaker 3: his girlfriends at twenty five, and it sounds to me.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, wait, is that true. I've never heard that before.
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  Speaker 2: You never heard that before?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I couldn't tell you.
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  Speaker 2: So you don't know the most famous things.
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  Speaker 3: That's like scandalous about your most famous alumni.
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  Speaker 1: Well, technically he didn't go to school here. We gave
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  Speaker 1: him an honorary degree.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you got to be kidding me.
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  Speaker 1: But he loves to come back at the start of
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  Speaker 1: the school every year and just meet all the young people.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sure he does. Yeah, we're very high.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: So we're going to opt out of that.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever it takes to keep my daughter away from from
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  Speaker 3: Leonardo to garry crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Sir, I haven't even told you the benefits of this,
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  Speaker 1: because he's already talked about taking Taylor to show her
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  Speaker 1: around the sorority area, meet some of the other young
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  Speaker 1: women there, possibly go on his yacht. What it's not
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  Speaker 1: far from school. Actually I've never been on it, but
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  Speaker 1: I hear it's quite the experience.
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  Speaker 3: So Leonardo DiCaprio wants to take Taylor on his yacht.
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  Speaker 1: It's pretty cool. No, because he actually showed him headshots
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  Speaker 1: of all the incoming freshmen, and he picked Taylor specifically.
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  Speaker 3: He just picked the one that he was going to
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  Speaker 3: pick out for himself, just out of here your catalog.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, sir, when you put it like that, it sounds bad.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I say it does. I say it does, sir.
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  Speaker 1: But don't you think because Taylor is eighteen, you know
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  Speaker 1: she's a grown woman now that she should be me No.
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  Speaker 2: You're right, she is eighteen. Eighteen is not a grown woman.
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  Speaker 1: Well, she's old enough to be making her own decisions
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  Speaker 1: and going on yachts if she would like to do that.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that's her right.
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  Speaker 2: Are you hearing yourself? The guy never even went to school.
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  Speaker 3: There, You're treating someone you gave an honorary degree like
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  Speaker 3: an alumni.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, are you out of your mind?
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  Speaker 3: Sir?
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  Speaker 1: This has gone far differently than I thought this was
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  Speaker 1: gonna go.
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  Speaker 2: So did it? Son? You thought it was going to go?
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  Speaker 3: Well, you thought I was just going to be fine
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  Speaker 3: with tossing my daughter out to some huge celebrity.
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  Speaker 2: Dude.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if I was on the phone with Taylor,
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  Speaker 1: do you think she would be saying yes or no
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  Speaker 1: to this?
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  Speaker 3: You know what, I honestly don't even care what she
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  Speaker 3: would say because I'm saying no, and mine's the one
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  Speaker 3: that counts, because mine's the ones assigns that check.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well, I don't think Leo is gonna be happy
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  Speaker 1: about this.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care Leo is going to be happy.
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  Speaker 1: Well, sorry, you should call him Leonardo. I can call
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  Speaker 1: him Leo because I know him personally.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so I'm going to pull her from your.
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  Speaker 1: Stupid school, Sir, Calm down a little bit before you
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  Speaker 1: do something crazy. You should know that Taylor's actually the
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  Speaker 1: one who set you up for this whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean set it up? She does not
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  Speaker 2: know Leonardo DiCaprio.
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  Speaker 1: No, but she does know Brook and Jeffrey, and they're
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  Speaker 1: the ones who do the prank phone calls.
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  Speaker 2: The hell or Brook and Jeffrey we.
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  Speaker 1: Are the radio show. What because my name is jeff
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  Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you man?
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  Speaker 2: This is a joke. Are you out of here? Kind of?
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  Speaker 1: It was Taylor's idea, though she thought it would freak
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  Speaker 1: you out if she was going to spend a week
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  Speaker 1: with Leonardo DiCaprio.
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  Speaker 2: You get me so angry, like I should probably go to
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  Speaker 2: a doctor. Now.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what I think I saw on a
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  Speaker 1: TV show once that Leo played a doctor, so he's
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  Speaker 1: probably qualified to give you a quick physical.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think he would have me over so
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  Speaker 2: he could check me out? That'd be great.
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  Speaker 1: He would love to just make sure you bring your
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  Speaker 1: daughter
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  Speaker 2: Broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties