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Phone Tap: Small Package Towing · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: of your top three life moments that you'll remember forever,
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  Speaker 1: there's the day you got married, the dayd child's born,
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  Speaker 1: and of course the day you realize that your car
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  Speaker 1: got towed. Oh that's happened. I've had that happened many times. Well,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god. It might not be normally, but it
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  Speaker 1: is going to be top three for this guy because
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  Speaker 1: even though his BMW didn't really get taken, I promise
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  Speaker 1: you he's never going to forget the prank phone call
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  Speaker 1: from our own Jose Bolgnos calling from his coyard cell
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  Speaker 1: phone to let him know, Hey, come get your dumb car,
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  Speaker 1: you idiot. And then the conversation gets even worse from there.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna hear it in your phone. Tap right now
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  Speaker 1: done at twenty Hello, this is David. Hey David, my
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  Speaker 1: name's Chuck from Towing. Are you the owner of a
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  Speaker 1: black BMW X five. Yeah, license played five six. Um,
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  Speaker 1: all right, I don't really know my license plate off
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  Speaker 1: the top of my head. Um, all right, well, what's
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  Speaker 1: this about. You're probably gonna want to come down and
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  Speaker 1: get your car out. Man, it's gonna cost you two
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  Speaker 1: hundred and sixty bucks. Oh well, excuse me, what's going
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  Speaker 1: on here? I just told you we had your car,
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  Speaker 1: So come down and pick it up, and we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be up until six. If not, it'll be walked down to. No. No, dude, dude, dude, dude,
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  Speaker 1: that's impossible. I'm parked at work. My car's out here. Correction,
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  Speaker 1: it's over here. Now it's in my line. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's my work. We've got like a secure garage. I was.
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  Speaker 1: I was in parked down the street. Well, someone called
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  Speaker 1: us and said that your car was over the line
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  Speaker 1: by a few inches, and technically that's a violation. Park
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  Speaker 1: was the line one time and I get towed for it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh here's a sob story. Here we go. Why the
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  Speaker 1: hell didn't anyone call me? Come on, man, and the
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  Speaker 1: people who called this that it wasn't the first time.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently I've done this a handful of times and they
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  Speaker 1: say that whenever they've talked to you, you've actually been
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  Speaker 1: kind of an a hole and what's between you and me?
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  Speaker 1: I can kind of get that read too. Oh whoa, whoa, whoa. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you don't know me. You can't say that I'm an hole.
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  Speaker 1: I mean you drive a beamer hugely right there, screamed
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  Speaker 1: the d bags. What you drive? I drive the truck
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  Speaker 1: that's towing away your car right now? Wait is towing
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  Speaker 1: it right now? I'm coming down then you right now? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well I asked you to come down, genius, so that's
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  Speaker 1: probably what you should do. You're the one who told
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  Speaker 1: me it was locked up, genius. You can't talk to
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  Speaker 1: people like this, all right. I've talked to dudes like
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  Speaker 1: you before, right, usually small packaged guys that are wanting
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  Speaker 1: secure about their manhood. Whoa, whoa, I get it, dude,
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  Speaker 1: you're frustrated. Oh you get it. You get that. I'm frustrated. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: you you want to talk about a small package. How
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  Speaker 1: about you want to see you want to see the
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  Speaker 1: small package your post? You want me to see her
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  Speaker 1: small package up close? Dude? What are you coming on
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  Speaker 1: to me? No? I'm not coming No, I'm saying I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna come down there and I'm gonna beat the shot.
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  Speaker 1: You all right with your small package? No, I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not like, what is it like a Q tip
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  Speaker 1: with the you're the one who brought up a small pack.
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  Speaker 1: I'm referencing what you said, so you're confirming that your
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  Speaker 1: package is small, and then you're gonna come here and
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  Speaker 1: use it against forget the package stuff here, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean. I'm gonna come down there and I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna kick the statt. Yeah, I'm really scared. I'll look
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  Speaker 1: out for the guy with no bulge who's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I have had it with you. What is your toe company? Call?
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  Speaker 1: It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, And well,
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  Speaker 1: that's our sponsor. Do you ever listen to that show?
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  Speaker 1: It's a radio show. Look at Well, your sponsor is
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  Speaker 1: coming with your company's called I'm just saying there's a
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  Speaker 1: guy on it named Jose. He's got a really small
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  Speaker 1: package too. You should probably meet him. I don't care
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  Speaker 1: about some guy Jose and his small package. Well that
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  Speaker 1: that's me. You don't care about me. Wait wait, wait,
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  Speaker 1: wait your me? What did you just say to me?
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  Speaker 1: This is actually Jose from the radio show. I was
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  Speaker 1: just talking about Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you, man, What is going on?
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  Speaker 1: Taking deep breath. Your co worker Jason set you up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, got a note on your car the
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  Speaker 1: other day someone called you a jerk for parking over
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  Speaker 1: the line a little bit. So you wanted us a message,
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  Speaker 1: you dude. Oh, I am gonna kill you with the
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  Speaker 1: small What was with so many all the small package?
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  Speaker 1: When you got a small package like me? We can
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  Speaker 1: tell others. Okay, don't lie to me, buddy, I just
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  Speaker 1: hear in your voice. We both got small ones. Okay, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you got an ear for a small You know how
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  Speaker 1: they say good things come in small packages. We're great things. Bro,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not a part of this club. This is not
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  Speaker 1: a bonding moment it I just want you to admit
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  Speaker 1: I'm not the only one. I'm sorry. Bro s week
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  Speaker 1: up every morning with phone taps. We Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning for it.