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Phone Tap: Rolando's Dental Debrief · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d uy away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: away dot com or call eight hundred do.
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  Speaker 2: You y away.
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  Speaker 3: There's one profession out there out of any other. Brook
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  Speaker 3: has adamantly planted her flag and shouted I don't trust dentists.
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  Speaker 3: Is true, and it's only gonna get worse today because
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  Speaker 3: we recently got a submission from a lady who just
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  Speaker 3: referred one of her friends to a local dential practice,
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  Speaker 3: and we thought, how about we make it as weird
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  Speaker 3: as possible for him when we call to confirm his appointment,
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  Speaker 3: using none other than everyone's favorite Latin lover.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is believable.
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  Speaker 3: Happen see if you buy it in your phone tap
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  Speaker 3: right now it's another.
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, I am calling from his family dentistry. Is this
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  Speaker 4: LONEI ist?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? How can I help you?
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  Speaker 4: It is a pleasure to speak with you. First and foremost,
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  Speaker 4: my name is Rolando.
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  Speaker 2: Is just about my appointments?
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  Speaker 4: Mow Jesse Jase, I'm calling to confirm your appointment for
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  Speaker 4: tomorrow at one pm.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that is correct, very good.
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  Speaker 5: I see this is your first time visiting us as well.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, good, good.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I believe the first time should always be special,
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  Speaker 4: don't you agree? I guess so, Jay, I was hoping
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  Speaker 4: you would say, Chase, May I ask how did you
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  Speaker 4: hear about us?
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  Speaker 2: I was referred by a friend of mine named Jane.
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  Speaker 5: Oh jesz Jane.
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  Speaker 4: I know her mouth so well, almost more intimately than
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  Speaker 4: my own. Oh oh, Chase, So because you have never
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  Speaker 4: been here before, let me tell you what you expect.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I well, it's already a lot different than my
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  Speaker 2: other dentist.
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  Speaker 5: Oh well, we are debased.
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  Speaker 4: For example, when you walk through the door, I Rolando
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  Speaker 4: will embrace you and whisper into your ear dode.
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  Speaker 5: You have any problems with your mouth that I can
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  Speaker 5: assist doing.
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  Speaker 2: So like you canna hug me, You're gonna touch me.
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  Speaker 2: You're just a front test person, right, Jaz.
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  Speaker 4: But as someone who will be intimately familiar with your
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  Speaker 4: dental chart, I am required to know everything about what
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  Speaker 4: happens inside.
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  Speaker 5: Of your mouth.
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  Speaker 2: This is a little weird. I'm not gonna lie.
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  Speaker 4: Let us start from the simple beginnings. Okay, how are
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  Speaker 4: those beautiful?
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  Speaker 2: Barely?
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  Speaker 5: Why it's doing right now?
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  Speaker 2: I mean they're fine. I just needed cleaning. It's just
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  Speaker 2: like your average yearly cleaning mouth.
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  Speaker 5: Oh someone has a dirty mouth. Okay, you know did
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  Speaker 5: not expect that coming from you.
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  Speaker 2: Is there someone else I could talk to about disappointment?
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  Speaker 5: My apologize.
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  Speaker 4: Rolando might be getting ahead of himself a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: I never asked you to describe your tongue is very
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  Speaker 4: what you know, your mouth muster, your lonely public care,
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  Speaker 4: your town, or maybe it's asleep from Rolando's mind.
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  Speaker 5: And I have asked you that question already.
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  Speaker 2: No, you haven't asked me that. As a matter of fact,
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  Speaker 2: no one has ever asked me that that. It's a
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  Speaker 2: completely weird question.
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  Speaker 4: We need to know how what are we working with?
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  Speaker 4: Can you do the hot dog role or can you
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  Speaker 4: make it into.
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  Speaker 5: The lover's clover?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you know what?
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  Speaker 5: I can you roll your arm, roll your r for me?
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  Speaker 2: Please? Is there a manager I could speak to you?
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  Speaker 2: This is bordering very inappropriate.
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  Speaker 4: By the way, if you ever feel uncomfortable in the
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  Speaker 4: chair or anything like that, you can always do is
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  Speaker 4: simply call out for me. Ronando Rodoka, I will come running.
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  Speaker 5: I am at different Deskuse is why like two feet away?
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  Speaker 2: I need to hang up the phone right now. I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna call it Jane. This is a very different experience
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  Speaker 2: than what I thought it was. I was just trying
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  Speaker 2: to get and.
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  Speaker 5: I'm so surprised. I spoke to Jane.
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  Speaker 4: She told me you would love it here and you
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  Speaker 4: would also love the prank phone call on Brooken, Heiffrey
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  Speaker 4: and La Magnana.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Look what did she say.
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  Speaker 5: La Magiana? It means the morning.
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  Speaker 2: No, but right before that, oh, the prank phone call.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, this is actually Jose from Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 5: in the morning. We're doing a phone tame on you man.
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  Speaker 5: You're not on the dentist office phone.
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  Speaker 2: You're on the radio.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, I was trying to ask you what was going
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  Speaker 4: on with your mouth and your tongue.
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  Speaker 5: You are very difficult to work with.
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  Speaker 2: They're like, oh, my name, I knew it.
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  Speaker 5: You can roll your arms. Let me hear it, you
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  Speaker 5: beautiful man. Let me get out.
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  Speaker 1: Week up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning