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Phone Tap PODCAST: Raccoon Rescue · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap, and today we call a guy
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  Speaker 1: who's recently had an issue with raccoons. You know. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: those cuded little trash pandas. Anyway, a family of them
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  Speaker 1: had built a nest and they were living in this
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  Speaker 1: guy's crawl space. Not good, so he had them removed.
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  Speaker 1: What he doesn't know is this the city found out
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  Speaker 1: that he evicted those little dumpster bandits okay, and they
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  Speaker 1: weren't happy about So he's about to feel the wrath
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  Speaker 1: of the local government. And by wrath I mean from
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  Speaker 1: Park and Rex supervisor Brook Fox. You don't mess with
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  Speaker 1: my furry friends. No, Brooke has a plan, and I
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  Speaker 1: doubt this guy is gonna like it. You'll find out
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  Speaker 1: what it is in your phone tap right now. I'm
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  Speaker 1: moving nine point five. Hello, Hi, my name is Kendall Swan.
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling from the Parks and Recreation department. I'm looking
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  Speaker 1: for Mitchell's This is him. Hi, Mitchell. I was just
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  Speaker 1: calling because I got off the phone with Wildlife Trapping
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  Speaker 1: in Past Control and he said you had some issues
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  Speaker 1: with raccoons recently. Yeah, they were living in my crawl space.
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  Speaker 1: But the credit people came and they got them out.
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  Speaker 1: Why is there a problem, Well, Mitchell, my job at
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  Speaker 1: parks and Recreation is about safety, not just for people,
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  Speaker 1: but for animals too. And frankly, when you called and
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  Speaker 1: had the raccoons removed, you're making my job harder. I
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  Speaker 1: paid for the service. How is that making your job harder?
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  Speaker 1: Let me see how I can put this so you understand.
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  Speaker 1: Because your actions to forcibly remove the raccoon family, the
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  Speaker 1: city will need to take action as well. I don't
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  Speaker 1: understand here, and that's why I have a work order
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  Speaker 1: in my hand that will be submitted today for a
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  Speaker 1: medium sized wildlife crossing to be constructed in your backyard.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, what's a wildlife crossing? Oh, they're great. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: you've seen one over a freeway. I mean, in your case,
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  Speaker 1: it's going to be a little smaller, just a narrow
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  Speaker 1: concrete bridge that will span the entire length of your
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  Speaker 1: backyard to allow raccoons to safely travel in and out
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  Speaker 1: of your yard. What are you talking about? This makes
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  Speaker 1: no sense whatsoever. Actually it makes a lot of sense.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, neighborhoods like yours can be dangerous for our
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  Speaker 1: furry friends, so we need to take care of them.
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  Speaker 1: And I can't think of a better way than a
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  Speaker 1: bridge across your backyard for keeping them out of harm's way.
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  Speaker 1: How do you think of wildlife crossing? What coons? For
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  Speaker 1: Christ's sakes? Would be good for anyone? I mean, there
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  Speaker 1: are a lot of animals that are going to benefit
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  Speaker 1: from this. Our studies have shown that there's possums in
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  Speaker 1: your area, squirrels, rats, You've got to be killed me.
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  Speaker 1: They're all going to benefit killing animals for sakes. I
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  Speaker 1: honestly don't understand your anger. I mean, you don't understand
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  Speaker 1: my anger. How about it? I still the damn life breacher.
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  Speaker 1: This is for raccooning your backyard, lady's animal crossing, and
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  Speaker 1: I would feel blessed if this happened in my yard. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you're out of your dam mind then, because these are
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  Speaker 1: disease carrying animals, all right. Have you ever gotten a
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  Speaker 1: disease from one of these animals, Mitchell, because you keep
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  Speaker 1: bringing that up as if you have something right now. No,
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  Speaker 1: I've not gotten a disease myself. This is why I
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  Speaker 1: got rid of them in the first place, because they
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  Speaker 1: stay a week from it. Okay, I'd really recommend watching
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  Speaker 1: the way you speak with me. I mean to remember,
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  Speaker 1: I work with the city and I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: make your life harder, which means my taxes paid your salary.
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  Speaker 1: What in the hell are talking about for going down
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  Speaker 1: that route? Isn't that cute. I can look up your
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  Speaker 1: taxes right now and see how much my salary is
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  Speaker 1: paid by you, and I'm guessing it's not that impressive.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe this is real right now? All right again?
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  Speaker 1: The vermin that have hearts. And I know that because
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  Speaker 1: when I spoke with your wife Mandy this morning, she
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  Speaker 1: agreed with me. What why would you talk to Mandy?
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  Speaker 1: She never told me she talked to you, because she's
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  Speaker 1: actually the one that set you up for this call.
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  Speaker 1: If I'm Brooklyn the radio show brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the morning, we're doing a phone tap on you. You
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  Speaker 1: said she was giving you a hard time last week
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  Speaker 1: because you evicted the raccoons at your place. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: I almost threw my phone across the damn room. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: can I say whatever? The opposite of an animal lover is,
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  Speaker 1: that's you. Yeah, you keep thinking you're gonna die by squirrel.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it's gonna happen. What's gonna kill me
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  Speaker 1: is prank phone calls like this that are gonna give
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  Speaker 1: me a massive wake up every morning with phone taps
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  Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenty five