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Phone Tap: Timid Ben Swingers Cruise · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning time for your
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call. And today guess who's going on a trip?
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  Speaker 1: The one man that wants to reach out and seize
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  Speaker 1: life by the haunches. He's thrown caution to the wind
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  Speaker 1: because frankly, he usually never leaves the house. His name
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  Speaker 1: is Timid Benjamin, Oh wow, and he wants to sail
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  Speaker 1: the open seas on a luxury cruise. That's why he's
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  Speaker 1: reaching out to a travel agent who specializes in nautical
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  Speaker 1: adventures things. I don't think she's ever dealt with a
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  Speaker 1: customer quite like this one before. We'll see how she
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  Speaker 1: handles Timid ben in your phone tap right.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks for calling. This is Amy's How can I help you?
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  Speaker 2: Hi? My name, my name is Benjamin.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Hi, I'm sorry. Can you can you just speak
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  Speaker 3: up a little bit? I can barely hear you.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, Hi, my name's Benjamin, you said Benjamin?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, okay, Hi, Hi Benjamin. How are you today?
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  Speaker 2: I'm excited?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, awesome, I'm excited for you.
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  Speaker 2: Why why are you excited for We don't know each other.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I just I love you, love me.
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  Speaker 2: I don't, I don't know you.
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  Speaker 3: No, I am, I do.
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  Speaker 2: I love everybody.
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  Speaker 3: But you know what, I love planning vacations and I'm
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  Speaker 3: I'm just I'm excited for you. So tell me what
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  Speaker 3: are you looking for? How many days were you thinking
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  Speaker 3: of cruising for?
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  Speaker 2: I like odd numbers like thirteen's and five and okay,
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  Speaker 2: one of those.
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  Speaker 3: Let's stick with odd numbers, maybe like a three? Are
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  Speaker 3: you thinking maybe like a three day a week?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, I want to be clear. No pirates, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: what I'm sorry pies you know like yo, yo, I can't.
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  Speaker 4: It's a major major phobia of mine.
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  Speaker 2: I totally get it.
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  Speaker 3: And you know you don't have to worry about that
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  Speaker 3: with us.
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  Speaker 2: I went on. I took one cruise before and it
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  Speaker 2: was Captain Jack Sparrow seemed I cried for the whole trip.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: And he got he got the captain got got drunk.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm not the ship captain, the Sparrow man it.
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  Speaker 2: So what are you thinking?
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  Speaker 3: Three days or five days might be better?
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  Speaker 2: Whatever swingers cruise works? Okay you seem surprised.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, I just actually what I wanted to know,
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  Speaker 3: was who's joining you on this cruise.
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  Speaker 2: Or are you trying to invite yourself? No?
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  Speaker 3: I wish I could go on more cruise, Benjamin. Honestly
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  Speaker 3: I would join you, but I can't. I have to
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  Speaker 3: stay home with my own family. And I unfortunately say, okay, I.
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  Speaker 2: Can go to your house and that's what you would like.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, that's so sweet of you. But no, No,
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  Speaker 3: what I want to do is help you plan a vacation.
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  Speaker 3: And I know so far that you want a swingers cruise.
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  Speaker 3: You're scared of pirates and we want to go for
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  Speaker 3: an odd number is Were there any islands that you
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  Speaker 3: wanted to visit?
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  Speaker 2: Benjamin? You you you keep bringing up swingers?
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  Speaker 3: You you wanted?
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  Speaker 2: Didn't you say you wanted to swing this cruise? I
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  Speaker 2: mentioned I like swinging, like on a swing set. Oh
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  Speaker 2: nothing about us?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: You know, Okay, got it? Got it? Got it?
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  Speaker 2: Are you trying to get me into something weird? No?
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  Speaker 3: I you know what, that's my faulty. That's obviously misunderstood.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly what happened to me on the Jack Sparrow.
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  Speaker 3: Cruise that's not going to happen on this cruise.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, I I kind of have to go. Before I do,
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  Speaker 4: I do need to tell you something that your your husband, Harold,
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  Speaker 4: he likes to laugh at prank phone calls on the
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  Speaker 4: radio sometimes, and you set you up for this one
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  Speaker 4: on a show. It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,
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  Speaker 4: and my name is actually jeff Oh, Mike, you don't understand.
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  Speaker 3: This man. First of all, he's I work from home,
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  Speaker 3: so he hears my calls. And you know, I will
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  Speaker 3: not cave like I am about making that sale.
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  Speaker 2: Such a good job there.
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  Speaker 1: You you kept focused and we're willing to do whatever
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  Speaker 1: it took to get me onto a creui.
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  Speaker 3: When you said swingers cruise, that's he knows we have
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  Speaker 3: a swingers cruise.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but is it a Jack Sparrow swinger scruise? His
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  Speaker 1: thanks name and his bottle of rum. I'm banned from
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  Speaker 1: Jamaica for these two more years.
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  Speaker 3: Stop it broken.
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties