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Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin's Caribbean Cruise · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: In today's prank phone call, we reach out to a
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  Speaker 1: lady who works for the cruise lines. She handles all
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  Speaker 1: the emails and all the customer service requests, and she
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  Speaker 1: told a friend of hers that lately the guests seem
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  Speaker 1: to be getting more demanding and even more uptight. That's
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  Speaker 1: why we thought we'd have a little bit of fun
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  Speaker 1: with her by having a young man named Timid Benjamin
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  Speaker 1: to ask a few normal ish questions about his upcoming voyage.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure she won't get frustrated or completely weirded out
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  Speaker 1: in your phone tap right now, Hello Vacations, How.
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  Speaker 2: Can I help you?
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  Speaker 3: My name is Benjamin?
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  Speaker 2: Name Benjamin? Is your name? Is that what he said?
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  Speaker 3: That's great?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? How can I help you?
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  Speaker 3: I booked a Caribbean cruise with your your company?
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  Speaker 2: So are you okay? I can't hear you very well.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, Sorry, I'm a a little nervous.
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  Speaker 2: That's okay. You said you booked a Caribbean cruise with us.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I'll be leaving next Saturday, and I'm bringing a
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  Speaker 3: lot of a lot of sunscreen.
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  Speaker 2: That's great. It does get very sunny in there. No
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  Speaker 2: s spff one, I didn't even know they made STF
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  Speaker 2: one fifty. Good for you.
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  Speaker 3: They don't. My mom makes it for me at home.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's really great, Benjamin. Yeah, but are there
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  Speaker 2: any questions I can answer for you or I'm a
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  Speaker 2: little busy here.
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  Speaker 3: So oh yes, So I was just looking through the
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  Speaker 3: cruise brochure. Yeah, I was a little concerned about some
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  Speaker 3: of the activities.
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  Speaker 2: Which ones are you looking at?
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  Speaker 3: Well? It says there is a pool deck limbo contest.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, most of our cruises have that. It's a lot
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  Speaker 2: of fun.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, but there there could be certain males that are
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  Speaker 3: participating who might not be flexible enough.
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  Speaker 2: You're saying that there are people that are not flexible
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  Speaker 2: enough like to limbo.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, males, and it could hurt their chances with the
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  Speaker 3: onboard batties who.
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  Speaker 2: Were watching with the batties.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, because that the batties are known to like flexible.
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  Speaker 2: Men, I have not. I wasn't aware of that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so maybe you could substitute that game for Duck
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  Speaker 3: Duck Goose.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Duck Duck Goose isn't really like a party game. Uh, okay,
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  Speaker 2: you are.
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  Speaker 3: Your mere You're speaking to too many words.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you asked me a question, and I'm trying to
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  Speaker 2: answer it. That's a little back.
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  Speaker 3: I'm I'm the guest. I'm away is correct, you are.
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  Speaker 2: The guests, but that doesn't entitle you to be roots
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  Speaker 2: to me. I'm trying to tell you why deta goose
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  Speaker 2: doesn't work over of limbo.
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  Speaker 3: I am trying to tell you that my feet are
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  Speaker 3: naturally misaligned, so I walk in circles naturally.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, I'm very sorry to hear that, but just don't
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  Speaker 2: participate in the limbo game. There are other things you
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  Speaker 2: can do on the boat. That is, you are not
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  Speaker 2: limited to limbo. I don't know what to tell you.
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  Speaker 2: This is kind of a crazy question. No, please stop
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  Speaker 2: jushing me. That's getting very irritating. No, you please stop
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  Speaker 2: talking design No, no, no, no, I'm very busy. So if you
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  Speaker 2: could just ask the questions so we could just kind
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  Speaker 2: of get this over with.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I'm just asking for a friend. Is a viagra
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  Speaker 3: cool on the boat?
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  Speaker 2: Sir? I don't really want to hear about your personal
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  Speaker 2: problems or troubles.
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  Speaker 3: It's my friend.
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  Speaker 2: If your friend, really, you're going with someone on this cruise? No, yeah, okay, great,
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  Speaker 2: well you can Hell, I just wasn't.
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  Speaker 3: I just wasn't sure. I just wasn't sure if if
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  Speaker 3: I could. Yeah, I mean that this this other person tell.
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  Speaker 2: He could bring his VIAGRAA. I don't care. You have
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  Speaker 2: any other questions. I'm very very busy right now.
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  Speaker 3: Please one last question.
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  Speaker 2: As quick as you can, Benjamin go okay, okay.
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  Speaker 3: For the the Tropical Mixology Workshop.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what about it?
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  Speaker 3: Even though I'm thirty four, I am I must admit
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  Speaker 3: somewhat of a rookie.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's a big surprise.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've only had four pack of Mike's Hard Strawberry lemonade,
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  Speaker 3: but I only finished half of the first one.
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  Speaker 2: Why are you telling me this?
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  Speaker 3: Because they are right, Mike's goes hard.
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  Speaker 2: Is that a question or a statement? I really don't
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  Speaker 2: have time for this.
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  Speaker 3: It's a it's a statement from Meredith, your friend. She Meredith, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: she likes to go hard with Mike and habit and
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  Speaker 3: she and she goes hard with no.
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  Speaker 2: No, you even listen to me, you merit.
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  Speaker 3: You must listen because the prank phone calls on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: What did you just say?
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  Speaker 3: Meredith your friend?
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  Speaker 1: She she does like she likes to set you up
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  Speaker 1: for prank phone calls because yeah, you're here, actually on
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  Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 3: I'm jeff I'm sorry, this's the phone tap.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I hate her.
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  Speaker 1: She said that you met some pretty interesting characters on
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  Speaker 1: your cruises and she thought we could give you the
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  Speaker 1: weirdest yet.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that topped it. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Really, what do you think about Benjamin?
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  Speaker 2: Poor Benjamin, he's heard about my girl.
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  Speaker 3: And dance.
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  Speaker 2: Let's that your mom makes weeke up?
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  Speaker 3: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on
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