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Phone Tap: Put the Gross in Groceries · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I know Brooks had him, Jose, most of us have
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  Speaker 1: had him. Weird neighbors. They're either super private or super secret.
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  Speaker 1: Next thing, you know, Brooks looking over her fence with
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  Speaker 1: a pair of binoculars, trying to see what you're up
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  Speaker 1: to in that bathroom.
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  Speaker 2: But why is he digging a hole at midnight? You
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  Speaker 2: know that's his deal.
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  Speaker 1: And recently one guy's wife emailed us saying her husband
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  Speaker 1: thinks their neighbors are into some shady stuff and they
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  Speaker 1: keep inviting them over what. Well, they aren't the only
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  Speaker 1: ones who think that they're grocery delivery guy thinks that too.
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  Speaker 1: They would know you're gonna hear it in your phone
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  Speaker 1: tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Another on the twenties. Hello, Hi, I'm insta Court. Oh
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  Speaker 2: what I work for Instacurt, I'm your shopper Amelia Pleasure
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  Speaker 2: acquaint your acquaintance. Yeah, can I help you? What's up? No?
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  Speaker 2: I want to help you with your Instacart. I put
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  Speaker 2: the order in. Do you do you do you have
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  Speaker 2: my eye dress or yeah? I got it? Okay, And
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  Speaker 2: you have my groceries gro oh yeah, yeah, I gotta
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  Speaker 2: go get those. Oh you haven't started? Yeah, I mean no,
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  Speaker 2: what I don't know how to answer that that. The
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  Speaker 2: question is confusing. I'm not really sure why you're calling. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: what why did I call? I don't know, man, you
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  Speaker 2: called me? Okay, wait, sorry I remember? Yeah? Are you ready? Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I'm ready? What do you need? Yeah? So my health
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  Speaker 2: benefits are not the best, man, The tip's already included,
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  Speaker 2: already put it in the app. Is that what you're
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  Speaker 2: asking about? No, No, not about the tip. I'm just
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  Speaker 2: letting you know. I'm gonna be sure less. You're gonna
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  Speaker 2: be shirtless? Yeah? What does that mean? It means I
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  Speaker 2: won't be wearing your shirt were my shirt normally goes?
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  Speaker 2: My god, I get that, but why oh yeah right?
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  Speaker 2: Because of my health benefits they're not the greatest I
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  Speaker 2: think he benefit. What does that? What does that have
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  Speaker 2: to do with you wearing a shirt? Man? Because I
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  Speaker 2: think I have something on my back and I need
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  Speaker 2: you to look at it for me. So if you
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  Speaker 2: see now I'm not doing that. It's ok. You don't
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  Speaker 2: have to like talk to me directly face to face.
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  Speaker 2: You could just put it in the reviews. You know
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  Speaker 2: you want me to put in the reviews?
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  Speaker 1: What's on your back when you walk up to my
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  Speaker 1: house with no shirt on.
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  Speaker 2: Just put like, you know, five stars great on time?
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  Speaker 2: Do it? You could put like you should get the
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  Speaker 2: mole on the bottom left of his back checked out.
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  Speaker 2: You need to wear a shirt if you're delivering my
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  Speaker 2: shirt to my house. You're the boss. You know. I
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  Speaker 2: do odd jobs. By the way, I could babysit. Why
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  Speaker 2: I don't even have kids? Oh well, I mean no,
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  Speaker 2: that's cool. I don't need kids to babysit. Le't just
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  Speaker 2: do it. What is babysitting without kids? Is that a baby?
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  Speaker 2: Is that a riddle? I don't know what what is babysitting?
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  Speaker 2: When we talk kids? Are we done here?
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  Speaker 1: I got stuff to do me and I gotta go.
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  Speaker 2: You know what, I recognize your address. Sometimes I delivered
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  Speaker 2: to your neighbor's house and they have sex. What Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I came in one You came in one time and
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  Speaker 2: they were just going at it. Eude, dude, I don't
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  Speaker 2: even know that. I just I didn't know if that
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  Speaker 2: was an invitation for me or what. Why are you
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  Speaker 2: even telling me.
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  Speaker 1: About what my neighbors are doing. I don't care about
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  Speaker 1: what my neighbors are doing, dude.
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  Speaker 2: I just need my groceries. Gotcha, And when I get there,
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  Speaker 2: I'll make sure to turn your pineapple upside down and
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  Speaker 2: leave it, leave it on the lawn. What. I didn't
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  Speaker 2: even order a pineapple?
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about.
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  Speaker 2: I'll get you one, I'll get you extra one. I
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  Speaker 2: don't need a pineapple.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't ask for a pineapple.
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  Speaker 2: I don't need you to bring me up cause your neighbors, Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure your neighbors standing in Trudy might appreciate it.
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  Speaker 2: They say they're invited. They invited you over a ton
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  Speaker 2: of times, and you always say no to them. What
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  Speaker 2: it's kind of rude. They said that to you, well,
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  Speaker 2: not them. Your wife relayed the information when she said
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  Speaker 2: you up for the sprink call? My what that's kind
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  Speaker 2: of what happened? Prank? What? Yeah, crank call. One of
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  Speaker 2: my other side jobs that I do is working as
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  Speaker 2: a radio host, and I do pranks and then I
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  Speaker 2: say cool radio stuff like but you know, but jow,
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  Speaker 2: you're on the radio. Huh. Oh my godd dude, are
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  Speaker 2: you serious?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm serious, man, you're a really good sport. Your wife,
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  Speaker 1: Maggie set you up for this. Oh my god, she said,
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  Speaker 1: you think the neighbors are into some weird stuff, and
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  Speaker 1: she thought if the instacart guy knew, it would really
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  Speaker 1: freak you out. I thought it was the weirdes you've
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  Speaker 1: ever heard where you brought up the mole on your back,
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  Speaker 1: and then it just got worse from there. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why you wouldn't check out a stranger's mole when
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  Speaker 1: they ask you to. I'll check your back if you
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  Speaker 1: check mine.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have anything going on with my back. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Did you freak me out like that?
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  Speaker 2: Literally? What is what's what?
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  Speaker 1: The what's what?
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  Speaker 2: The pineapple? What is that about?
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  Speaker 1: I could tell you, or I can let your neighbors
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  Speaker 1: stand in Trudy show you.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if I want to know, now, trust me,
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  Speaker 2: you want to know. Oh my goodness. Wake up every
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  Speaker 2: morning with phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke
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  Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning