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Phone Tap PODCAST: You Didn't Win The Lottery · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away. Not
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  Speaker 1: Getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,
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  Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away on the twenties. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: all right, my name is Ron Pants from Channel News.
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  Speaker 1: I was looking to speak with Stacy. This is she?
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  Speaker 1: Who is this again? This is Ron Pants from Channel
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  Speaker 1: News the news. Yeah, I'm calling regarding the news story
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  Speaker 1: about the company that you work for. I don't really
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  Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. I've actually not been to
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  Speaker 1: work in three days, so I don't really know what's
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  Speaker 1: going on. Oh, what you've seen the news? No? No,
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  Speaker 1: I've been sick eating chicken middle soup. I don't I'm
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  Speaker 1: not watching. I'm so sorry to hear about that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What is this again? Yeah? The news story involving the
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  Speaker 1: company you work for. I do not know what you're
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  Speaker 1: talking about. You need to update me. What is going on? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: How do you not know? Can you just please tell
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  Speaker 1: me what's going on? To like the place burned down?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? I don't know. I apologize. I was
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  Speaker 1: just surprised you haven't seen the news A few days ago,
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  Speaker 1: a group of employees from manufacturing right where you work.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently for years they've been pulling their money together in
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  Speaker 1: the powerball jackpot. And yeah, I've been doing it. I've
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  Speaker 1: been doing it for years too. Oh you have. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I've been doing it for like over a decade. It's
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  Speaker 1: the same we do. Oh and this is the one
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  Speaker 1: time he sat it out. Huh what do you mean
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  Speaker 1: set out? What While all thirteen workers on the floor
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  Speaker 1: ended up getting all the correct numbers and one more
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  Speaker 1: than forty seven million dollars, Your co workers are rich. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: your co workers are rich. Yeah, they made out big,
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  Speaker 1: and I guess quite a few. Yeah, most of them
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  Speaker 1: are gonna quit and retire from the company, as you
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  Speaker 1: can imagine. Oh my god, you kidding move. That's kind
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  Speaker 1: of why I was calling to get your comment. A comment. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm rich, let's do it. I'm a millionaire. Well, your
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  Speaker 1: boss Frank mentioned that you're the one employee who didn't
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  Speaker 1: put any money on this. No, no, I didn't win.
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  Speaker 1: I won. And I'm not working there either because I
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  Speaker 1: want and I'm quitting and I'm moving to an island
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  Speaker 1: like everyone else. Well, I don't know, I've been there
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  Speaker 1: for over ten years. Right time, they're gonna cut me out. No,
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  Speaker 1: I've been putting money in on weekly. That's bulle Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I just wasn't bad this week. That's why my fu
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  Speaker 1: because I was sick. Frank said that, you know, the
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  Speaker 1: typical employees got in on it, but you've been sick,
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  Speaker 1: so you weren't able to put in money this time.
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  Speaker 1: No way I'm gonna get paid getting paid. This is
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  Speaker 1: not happening. No, I might be onto a bigger story
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  Speaker 1: than because he had all the winners signed a document.
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  Speaker 1: You weren't on there, and he said that's because you
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  Speaker 1: weren't in it. No way he would do that because
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  Speaker 1: we do this together, not than what do you owe
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  Speaker 1: without me? I'm the one that started the whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: It was my idea. Wow, I've been doing this job
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  Speaker 1: for a long time. I report on a lot of
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  Speaker 1: different things. I've done stories like this before, and it
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  Speaker 1: sounds to me this is off the record. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: it sounds to me as if they're trying to cut
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  Speaker 1: you out now, which happens a lot. They would never
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  Speaker 1: do that to me. It would never happen. Can I
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  Speaker 1: take that as your official quote in the story that
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. You can just go yourself. How does
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  Speaker 1: that sound work? Quote? If I can use that in
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  Speaker 1: my story, I think that'd be great. I think people
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  Speaker 1: would love to hear an angry coworker who didn't get
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  Speaker 1: lottery money telling me that. Can I use that? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: It's just fun for you, loose guys. It so fun
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  Speaker 1: for you. You have a blast with a story. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not having fun. I don't like to hear about
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  Speaker 1: somebody who was just cut out of a lot of money.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you call me on the one day I got
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  Speaker 1: the thick blue and tell me I didn't get the lottery.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's just a story. You're fife now? Aren't going
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  Speaker 1: to use that? Okay? Can I ask for one more comment?
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  Speaker 1: Are you going to sue them? Yeah, I'm sue and
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  Speaker 1: then for trying to cut me out of the mic.
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  Speaker 1: So I turn around and sue YouTube for calling me
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  Speaker 1: up on the sixth day and stress me out. What
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  Speaker 1: about for this prank phone call? Would you sue me
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  Speaker 1: for that too? What are you talking about? You still
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  Speaker 1: want to go to town, buddy? I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: I want to go to town one do I'll stay
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  Speaker 1: here all day? I just want to tell you that
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  Speaker 1: this is actually Jewbil from Brook and Jewel in the
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  Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you and your co
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  Speaker 1: workers set you up. Are you talking about it? Are
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  Speaker 1: you still running your traps? Yes? Well I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: tell you my money. Okay, Well, I'm trying to tell
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  Speaker 1: you it's a joke. Already told you more. It might
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  Speaker 1: be funny to you, but it's not funny to me.
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  Speaker 1: But it's like legit a joke. Your co workers, Molly
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  Speaker 1: and Pete said that they wanted to mess with you
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  Speaker 1: while you were at home sick. I don't work for
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  Speaker 1: the news and they didn't win the lottery. You've got
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  Speaker 1: me all riled upward no breathing. Well you can't. Not
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  Speaker 1: no reason your co workers wanted to do a joke
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  Speaker 1: on you. I guess that's the reason. Well my co
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  Speaker 1: workers already it's just like you. Okay, maybe I'm doing
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  Speaker 1: you keep calling me up pretending to be on the
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  Speaker 1: Space news like and you got a fourth grade education.
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  Speaker 1: You don't even sound like a real news reporter at
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  Speaker 1: fifth grade education? Thank you very much. Oh with a joke? Okay, awesome,
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  Speaker 1: it's so funny. Do I need to buy two drinks too.
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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, well I'm sorry, go back and
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  Speaker 1: get some rest because I know you're sick. You know
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  Speaker 1: here what time? My co workers the same. We'll do
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  Speaker 1: week up every morning with Jubil Conge taps weekday mornings
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties two point five