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Phone Tap: Practice the Surprise · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: In today's phone tap, we call a guy who's attending
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  Speaker 1: a surprise party for a good friend of his and
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  Speaker 1: about thirty people are going to be there, and he
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  Speaker 1: has an essential role that he doesn't even realize yet.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really, that's why I call him as the party
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  Speaker 1: planner to tell him, Look, if you can't fulfill your duty,
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  Speaker 1: then I can't let you into this party. And his
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  Speaker 1: duty only involves one word. So how hard could it be? Well,
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  Speaker 1: it turns out pretty hard. You're gonna hear in your
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hi Martin.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's him.
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  Speaker 1: Who Hey Martin, I'm calling from the party planning And funny,
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  Speaker 1: my name is also Martin.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't that weird?
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  Speaker 3: I guess it's a coincidence.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Martin, Meet Martin. Hi Martin, this is Martin. Good times.
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  Speaker 3: All right, what can I help? What can I help
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  Speaker 3: you with? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, sorry, So our company was hired to produce
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  Speaker 1: Sophie's surprise birthday party this weekend and you are clearly
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  Speaker 1: on the guest list. So I'm calling everyone just to
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  Speaker 1: make sure that this party goes perfectly.
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  Speaker 3: Are okay? So what can I do to help the party?
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  Speaker 1: Well, as you know, time wise, you're supposed to be
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  Speaker 1: there between six forty and six forty five.
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  Speaker 2: You cannot show up.
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  Speaker 1: A minute earlier or a minute later, and we'll have
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  Speaker 1: security at the door just in case.
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  Speaker 3: And this is more involved than I ever heard of,
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  Speaker 3: like a little house party.
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  Speaker 1: But well, like I said, our party planning company demands perfection.
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  Speaker 1: And that's why I need to hear your surprise voice.
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  Speaker 2: So let me hear it.
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  Speaker 3: What's what does that mean?
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  Speaker 1: You know when she comes in the door and she
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  Speaker 1: opens it and everyone yells surprise.
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  Speaker 2: I need to hear yours so we're good.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, that's that's definitely weird that you want me to
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  Speaker 3: act to practice.
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  Speaker 1: Well, let's just give it a try. Okay, no pressure,
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  Speaker 1: Just give me your best shot in three two one.
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  Speaker 3: Surprise.
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  Speaker 2: Did you know that we're practicing right now?
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  Speaker 1: Because that just sounded like you were saying it to
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  Speaker 1: some guy who was delivering your food order.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm saying it to some guy who called
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  Speaker 3: me on the phone.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I need you to pretend that you're saying it
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  Speaker 1: to Sophie, like you want to make her happy and
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  Speaker 1: truly surprised at her big event.
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  Speaker 3: I know, but this is kind of ridiculous that I
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  Speaker 3: have to do this.
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  Speaker 1: Feel how you want, Martin, but it's my job to
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  Speaker 1: be completely thorough and make this perfect.
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  Speaker 2: So if you could please just give me your.
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  Speaker 3: Best surprise surprise is that guy.
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  Speaker 1: I was going to count you down, all right, so
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  Speaker 1: you kind of ruined it. You know, you have to
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  Speaker 1: wait for the right time if you get shout surprised
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  Speaker 1: before she comes in the door.
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  Speaker 3: I know, I'm just saying it because you said so.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to try this one more time. You're sitting
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  Speaker 1: behind the couch. Sophie walks in in three two one surprise.
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  Speaker 3: Huh what okay?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, look Martin, I don't want to be rude here.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta be kidding me with this. Nobody is gonna
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  Speaker 3: care how I sound. There's like thirty people. It's all
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  Speaker 3: gonna be blended in, Martin.
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  Speaker 1: That's where you're wrong. A perfect surprise is like a choir.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, all the voices coming together, and Sophie's
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  Speaker 1: gonna hear twenty nine perfect voices and then you're half
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  Speaker 1: hearted suppers.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta be joking.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like ere from Winnie the Pooh took a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of ambient after being put under Antho dentist for two.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm done. I'm done with your insults.
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  Speaker 3: I'm done listening into all this stupid you're saying to me.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well, normally I don't do favors, but in your case,
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  Speaker 1: I feel.
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  Speaker 3: Bad do me any favors. All you're doing is wasting
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  Speaker 3: my time.
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  Speaker 1: No, I just want you to hear how I say it, and.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to hear any more from you. I'm
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  Speaker 3: about to hang up.
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  Speaker 2: Look, it's supposed to go three to one.
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  Speaker 3: Surprise.
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  Speaker 1: You're on the radio for a prank phone call. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I need to put in those extra words for context,
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  Speaker 1: or you wouldn't know what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Actually, the real surprise is on you because your friend
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  Speaker 1: Cameron told us that you guys are both headed to
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  Speaker 1: a birthday party over the weekend, so he wanted to
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  Speaker 1: have some fun with you.
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  Speaker 2: My name is jeff from brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: This whole thing's a phone tap.
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  Speaker 3: I was about to kill you, man. You really kissed
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  Speaker 3: me off. I was like, if this guy is at
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  Speaker 3: some party, it just might be a problem.
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  Speaker 2: Now that murder, that's a great surprise. You should actually
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  Speaker 2: go with that.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think that's a good idea.
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  Speaker 2: Stamp surprise Happy Birthday, Sophie.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, people would be shocked. The weekend, every morning was
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  Speaker 3: phone taps. Weekday mornings on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 3: in the morning