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Phone Tap: Carnivorous Instagram · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: tap Maniana in the morning. I'm just kidding. It's Cmprey,
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  Speaker 1: which I'm pretty sure means today. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: you're saying. Is that September? No? Okay today? No? No,
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  Speaker 1: that's not right either. I'm English. We call a woman
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  Speaker 1: who's extremely active on Instagram posting food picks, and her
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  Speaker 1: roommate just wants to bust her for it. So she's
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  Speaker 1: given us carte blanche to do whatever we want. Another word,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's an international show. We need to
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  Speaker 1: appeal to all of our audience. Arigato. Yeah, there we go. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: we noticed the theme in all of her pictures, so
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  Speaker 1: we decided to play off that angle. See if you
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  Speaker 1: can figure out what it is in your phone tap
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  Speaker 1: right now. Tell me I'm moving. Hello, Hi, I'm looking
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  Speaker 1: for Charlotte. Is this is Charlotte? Who is this this
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  Speaker 1: is Maria from the Instagram Help Center. Instagram. Yep, your
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  Speaker 1: Insta account is beefy char Chart seven. Yeah, but I
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  Speaker 1: didn't contact help center or anything. What's this regarding? Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you may have not had any issues, but we have
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  Speaker 1: received numerous complaints about your account, a complaints about what.
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  Speaker 1: I've never had any warnings or anything taken down. I
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  Speaker 1: don't pote anything bad, nothing political. Let me guess, like
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  Speaker 1: most subscribers, you probably didn't read the terms of service
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  Speaker 1: upon joining Instagram. I mean who reads those those too long?
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  Speaker 1: No one does that. Typical idea with this all the time.
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  Speaker 1: So what's the issue? All I post our foot picks
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  Speaker 1: and therein lives the problem. So I can't post food
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  Speaker 1: picks now, I mean everyone does that. No, I don't understand.
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  Speaker 1: Of course you can post food picks. We just asked
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  Speaker 1: that you'd be inclusive to all our subscribers. What does
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  Speaker 1: that mean in your case? We're asking that you consider
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  Speaker 1: the vegans as well. Vegans? Yes, vegans. We've had numerous
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  Speaker 1: complaints from the vegan community. Okay, regarding your quote, let's
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  Speaker 1: see here calloused insensitive post involving meat products. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: you have got to be kidding me. Okay, there's the
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  Speaker 1: insensitive part. Yeah, I've post about food. I mean yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I know you post about food, specifically meat. I have
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  Speaker 1: one here, dated October twenty six. You posted a pickup
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  Speaker 1: barbecue beef ribs with the caption nomnomnom the only good
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  Speaker 1: cow is a dead cow l ol, hashtag nice rack.
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  Speaker 1: So why don't you remember posting that? Of course I
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  Speaker 1: remember posting that. It's hilarious and can you see how
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  Speaker 1: vegans would find that offensive? I don't give a what
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  Speaker 1: vegans think of my Instagram post. I'm not making them
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  Speaker 1: look at it. I'm not making them eat it. It's
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  Speaker 1: my page. They can just swipe them by. Well to them,
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  Speaker 1: you're celebrating what vegans would call the murder of an animal.
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  Speaker 1: Are you out of your mind? I didn't kill it,
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  Speaker 1: and even if I did, so what? Okay, so you're
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  Speaker 1: okay with strangling cows? Oh my god, listen. All I'm
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  Speaker 1: asking is that you toned down the carnivore posts. Okay, No,
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  Speaker 1: this is both. This is unbelievable. I cannot believe that.
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  Speaker 1: Try posting some plant based meal picks for a while,
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  Speaker 1: you know, maybe spicy Chinese egg plant that'll get you
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  Speaker 1: a lot of lives, Maple, balsamic, Brussels sprouts. There are
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  Speaker 1: a lot of options. Are you gagging? Are you making
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  Speaker 1: a gagging noise? Yeah? I'm gagging? What I hate Brussels sprouts?
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  Speaker 1: Why do you think I have pictures of meat and
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  Speaker 1: ribbed on my page? I don't like Brussels sprouts? Are
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  Speaker 1: you crazy calling me and complaining about this? I feel
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  Speaker 1: like a salad could do you good. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: you wanted to take a salad and shove it up
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  Speaker 1: your eyes? Oh you went there. I can't believe someone
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  Speaker 1: an Instagram a cow over food pick? Okay, wow, have
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  Speaker 1: a cow? Really? Really? Have we not learned anything from
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  Speaker 1: this conversation? Yeah, that you're an idiot, and that if
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  Speaker 1: people are complaining about my food picks, well, you know
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  Speaker 1: who complained the most about your post? You want to
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  Speaker 1: know that? Yeah? Some bull vegan. No, some woman named
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  Speaker 1: Brianna who's apparently your roommate. She turned me into Instagram.
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  Speaker 1: You turned me in. No, but she did turn you
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  Speaker 1: into the radio station. Because this is actually broke from
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  Speaker 1: Brick and Jeffrey in the morning, we're doing a phone
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  Speaker 1: tap on you. Oh my god. Oh, Brianna told us
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  Speaker 1: to we're calling from Instagram to mess with you. She
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  Speaker 1: does want to shame you for posting so many food picks,
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  Speaker 1: though I cannot believe myself for this. Well, you know,
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  Speaker 1: it would make sense that vegans would be upset at
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  Speaker 1: beefy chart chart seven. I like my Instagram name, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I at you two with the side of barbecue sauce
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  Speaker 1: a week up every morning with foam taps weekday mornings.
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