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Phone Tap PODCAST: Tiramisu in the Oven · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's another Jebel Ties. Hello. Hi is this Brian. This
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  Speaker 1: is Brian. Hey, Brian, how are you? My name is
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  Speaker 1: Richard Costa and I'm your girlfriend's therapist. Oh oh, Richard, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: how are you? I'm not too bad, listen. I think
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  Speaker 1: she told you I might be calling. Yes, she did
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  Speaker 1: perfect well. As you know. In the last two months,
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  Speaker 1: I've been seeing Charlene every week and I've learned a
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  Speaker 1: lot from her, and obviously you know, she hasn't really
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  Speaker 1: been super happy for a while now right right now,
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  Speaker 1: And I hope I'm speaking for everybody here when I
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  Speaker 1: say I think the goal is to make Charlene happy. Absolutely,
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't agree more wonderful. So anyway, after many sessions,
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  Speaker 1: I believe that we had a breakthrough the other day
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  Speaker 1: and we've pinpointed the problem and she thought that I
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  Speaker 1: might be better to discuss it with you than her.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's go on. Charlene is not happy with
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  Speaker 1: a few things, but one of the main ones is
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  Speaker 1: your lack of creativity when it comes to intimacy. Oh okay,
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  Speaker 1: I know that that might be kind of hard to hear,
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  Speaker 1: but she doesn't think you're a risk taker in the bedroom.
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  Speaker 1: What does that mean? Well, Charlene sort of equated it
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  Speaker 1: to being in the bedroom and getting it on with
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  Speaker 1: or from Winnie the Pooh. Everything's just really boring and
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  Speaker 1: really sad. She's those exact words. Yea, yeah, I was
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  Speaker 1: like or or from Winnie the Pooh. Yeah, just really
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  Speaker 1: sad and boring in the bedroom. But the good news
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  Speaker 1: is I'm here to help. I can't really believe that
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  Speaker 1: she said that, but I'm here to listen to what
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  Speaker 1: to do next. Wonderful. I'm glad you have an open mind.
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  Speaker 1: Let's start with this. Do you have a pen and paper? Yes? Yes, perfect?
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  Speaker 1: All right. What I'm gonna do is give you a
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  Speaker 1: little homework assignment. Okay, okay, all right. I want you
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  Speaker 1: to pick up three things from the store. I need
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  Speaker 1: you to pick up a quart of motor oil, a
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  Speaker 1: meat tender riser, and a big bowl of tiramisu. Are
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  Speaker 1: you serious? It can be a pan of tiramisa, it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Just get some tiramisun' I don't understand. So well,
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  Speaker 1: you've got those items to get and then just have
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  Speaker 1: at it. What dose it to do, Richard? Well, there
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  Speaker 1: are no rules. I'm sure you can figure out how
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  Speaker 1: to use those things. Okay, does she knows this the beginning?
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  Speaker 1: These things like this seems dangerous? Okay, that's fair. I
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  Speaker 1: can hear you're being hesitant. Maybe I'm being a little
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  Speaker 1: too presumptuous in assuming you would know what to do
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  Speaker 1: with that kind of stuff. Let's say the motor oil,
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  Speaker 1: for example. What would you do with motor oil to
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  Speaker 1: make it more fun? Just get her home safely by
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  Speaker 1: putting the oil in the car. Oh okay, we're using
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  Speaker 1: code words. You're gonna get her home safely by putting
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  Speaker 1: the oil in the car. I literally mean putting oil
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  Speaker 1: in the car. I don't think, oh I know, yes, yeah, no, no, yes, no, yeah, Richard,
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  Speaker 1: the oil in the car. No, the Tiramisu in the oven.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think even clear that list with her. That
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't make any sense to either about at this point. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: Charlene and I did some role play on the subject,
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  Speaker 1: and she said Tiramy Sue was her favorite. Stop. Why
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  Speaker 1: do you do role play with her? Well? I just,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I need to really get to know my
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  Speaker 1: clients and what they need. So in order to help her,
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  Speaker 1: I thought we'd role play and I took the tiremy
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  Speaker 1: Sue and I did exactly what. I'm not okay with this.
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  Speaker 1: You did that with your clients and my girlfriend. That
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  Speaker 1: was not okay. I'll let you know because I was
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  Speaker 1: role playing and I was you for the moment. You
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  Speaker 1: did a great job, and I don't want to be
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  Speaker 1: scared to do the same thing. You can't do that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the police. You cannot do that. The therapist,
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  Speaker 1: you can't do that. Well, there's no need to call
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  Speaker 1: the police. I didn't shoplift the tiremysu. If that's what
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  Speaker 1: you're saying, I paid full price. I'm not talking about
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  Speaker 1: the tiremes Richard. I'm talking about you my girlfriend. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think we have a bit of a communication error.
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  Speaker 1: I did not do that to your girlfriend. I know
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  Speaker 1: it putting tiremisu in other memes, Richard, I know what
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  Speaker 1: you did, not okay? Well, I honestly, I just put
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  Speaker 1: the temisu in the oven and I cooked it and
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  Speaker 1: we sort of ate it. Man, I know what you
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  Speaker 1: pemissions are not off, okay? All the police, maybe I
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  Speaker 1: can feel it. Obviously, you're not understanding what I did
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  Speaker 1: with the timisu, and that's fine. But you should understand
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  Speaker 1: that this is a prank phone call and none of
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  Speaker 1: that ever happened at all. What Yeah, this is a
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call. What's going on? What are you talking about? Well,
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  Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the
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  Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you and your girlfriend
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  Speaker 1: Charlie and set you up. What it's a joke? What yeah,
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  Speaker 1: your girlfriend emailed me and told me that she wanted
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  Speaker 1: to play a joke on you about going to see
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  Speaker 1: a new counselor Oh my god, I can't believe she
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  Speaker 1: did this. I can't believe you don't know how to
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  Speaker 1: use a meat tenderiser in the bedroom. And that's what
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe. The week up every morning with only
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  Speaker 1: on moving ninety two point five