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  Speaker 1: Episode sixteen, who of the Top five We Can Drive podcast?
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  Speaker 2: We can What do you mean we can drive?
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  Speaker 3: We can get our license?
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, I was like, what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: We're talking about already. I am Galen, and across from
• 0:17
  Speaker 2: me is Jason.
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  Speaker 1: Hi.
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  Speaker 2: Jason, Hi.
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  Speaker 1: We're friends, we're co workers, were life partners, it feels
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: like a lot of the.
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: Time, right, and we were lovers. Yeah, we're lovers. We're lovers.
• 0:33
  Speaker 3: Have you noticed that I've been subtly hitting on you
• 0:35
  Speaker 3: the last couple of weeks?
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: No, but tell me more about let me let me
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  Speaker 1: refresh people.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you got me flustered. It's hard to make me flustered. Uh.
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: This is the Top five podcast where we pick five
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: things we're obsessed with and then one thing that made.
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: Us cry or crash out.
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and yeah, Bessie's co workers and all the
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  Speaker 1: other things.
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  Speaker 2: And you've been hitting on me.
• 1:01
  Speaker 3: Well, I asked you on a date a couple of
• 1:02
  Speaker 3: weeks ago, do you remember, And then just recently, I
• 1:07
  Speaker 3: today I called you my queen?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you did? Was that?
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  Speaker 4: How?
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  Speaker 2: Wait? Is that how people hit on don't?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know? But I feel like, I mean, I
• 1:17
  Speaker 3: feel like asking you out on a date is pretty intimate.
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  Speaker 3: It was.
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  Speaker 2: I was surprised as as someone who.
• 1:24
  Speaker 1: Hates affection in any form, which I feel like you
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: kind of do.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you don't I get I don't know. You
• 1:32
  Speaker 2: don't like to be touched.
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  Speaker 3: That's true.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that wasn't on my list of things you hate.
• 1:36
  Speaker 1: But you also don't like I like to flirt with everyone.
• 1:40
  Speaker 1: I don't really care man, woman. As long as you're
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: of age and giving me attention, I'll.
• 1:44
  Speaker 3: Just flirt as long as you can consent.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, as long as you can consent. Yeah, yeah, No,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not hitting on like coworkers, but I guess we
• 1:51
  Speaker 2: are co workers, but I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I rarely get it back from you, ever, I rarely
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  Speaker 1: get the same energy back.
• 1:58
  Speaker 2: But I guess you've been subtly trying to flirt. What
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: do you want?
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: What do you want from me? I've never heard of
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  Speaker 1: like a man going hey queen.
• 2:08
  Speaker 2: Hitting on a woman, but I mean.
• 2:10
  Speaker 3: Tongue punch your fart box?
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  Speaker 2: Where did you see that? Is that what you're straight?
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  Speaker 3: My whole life? I don't know where I saw.
• 2:21
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, there was a I went to high
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  Speaker 2: school with.
• 2:23
  Speaker 3: Kusha said it at some point, I'd like to know
• 2:26
  Speaker 3: Jenna Marbles. Did Jenna Marbles? Do you remember her? Yeah?
• 2:30
  Speaker 2: I do?
• 2:30
  Speaker 3: Oh I miss her. I think her a lot, Yeah her,
• 2:35
  Speaker 3: I miss her. She did a video like when Kusha
• 2:40
  Speaker 3: first came out, So this tells you how old this is.
• 2:42
  Speaker 3: She did a video of her Kasha impression and she says,
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  Speaker 3: I want to tongue punch your fart box.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 2:51
  Speaker 3: That stuck with me my whole life.
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  Speaker 2: There.
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  Speaker 1: I went to high school with a guy and I'll
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  Speaker 1: never forget he was trying to talk about how hot
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: a girl was.
• 2:59
  Speaker 2: His name was Nick. I won't say his last name, but.
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: He was described like talking about how hot she was,
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: and he goes, I'd suck a fart out of that ass.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like farting things like I don't know.
• 3:15
  Speaker 1: It's not not no, no, I don't I don't want that.
• 3:19
  Speaker 3: I would try peace stuff maybe, but it would have
• 3:22
  Speaker 3: to be are.
• 3:26
  Speaker 2: You still hitting on me? I do I have stage fright?
• 3:29
  Speaker 2: I have never thought I've been able to do that.
• 3:31
  Speaker 1: I can't even pee with my friends in the bathroom
• 3:35
  Speaker 1: or you want to get peed on. This is on somebody, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So you are open to a golden shower.
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  Speaker 3: Potentially, if the if the situation has to be right.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I'm not here to kink shame. I just
• 3:48
  Speaker 1: that's I mean, wow, we're not even.
• 3:51
  Speaker 2: Five minutes in. You're not even five minutes in.
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  Speaker 3: I'm ripped, roaring and ready to go. I don't know
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  Speaker 3: what has gotten into me?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so what about it? I guess I would
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: love to know.
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  Speaker 3: Because peing feels so good. But I don't think I
• 4:06
  Speaker 3: could pee on somebody else, But I think I would
• 4:08
  Speaker 3: like someone to feel good that good with me. Maybe
• 4:16
  Speaker 3: I love peeing, like peing to me feels so good.
• 4:21
  Speaker 3: You don't think peing feels.
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  Speaker 2: Good better than climax?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, not better. I'm not comparing or contrasting,
• 4:27
  Speaker 3: but like, I.
• 4:28
  Speaker 1: Don't know that I think it feels good. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I know, like so good to me, I know when
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: I'm in pain, like because I have to go so bad,
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  Speaker 1: Like that's nice.
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  Speaker 3: You ever had like pushed it too far where it's
• 4:42
  Speaker 3: stuck and it won't come out? Yeah, isn't that the worst?
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  Speaker 3: Because you almost feel like you're peeing but you're not,
• 4:48
  Speaker 3: or you feel like you really have to be and
• 4:49
  Speaker 3: You're like, I'm here, I'm ready to pay, and aging
• 4:51
  Speaker 3: it won't come out, So you I don't think Mike
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  Speaker 3: wouldever p on me. So I don't think that will
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  Speaker 3: ever happened for me. Honestly, I'm okay, but if the
• 5:01
  Speaker 3: opportunity came up, I wouldn't say no.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: In the situation, I probably to be in a shower.
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  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, do you need to be in
• 5:07
  Speaker 2: a shower?
• 5:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I don't need pee in the bed.
• 5:10
  Speaker 1: You never watched Tacks in the City, right, there's a
• 5:13
  Speaker 1: whole episode about because I've heard, and so you're throwing
• 5:17
  Speaker 1: me for a loop in my study. But I've heard
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: it's usually like men in power who want to do
• 5:22
  Speaker 1: the pee things.
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  Speaker 2: They want to be what's the.
• 5:24
  Speaker 3: Word, they want to be pee, They.
• 5:28
  Speaker 1: Want to be not defiled, but like what's the word,
• 5:30
  Speaker 1: like degraded?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like the dominatrix of it all. Yeah.
• 5:33
  Speaker 1: And Carrie dates a politician and he asked her to
• 5:36
  Speaker 1: do that, and she's like, tries to be open. Carry's
• 5:39
  Speaker 1: kind of prude, and she tries to be open and try,
• 5:42
  Speaker 1: but she just can't get herself to do it.
• 5:45
  Speaker 2: And I've heard that's common. But I'm not. I really
• 5:50
  Speaker 2: need to think.
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  Speaker 1: About psychologically what you like about that, other than that
• 5:54
  Speaker 1: it feels.
• 5:55
  Speaker 3: Good for the other people because I don't. I don't
• 5:58
  Speaker 3: think I could pee on something, yes, even if you
• 6:01
  Speaker 3: had like a sting ray bite.
• 6:03
  Speaker 2: So funny story about that.
• 6:07
  Speaker 1: And I don't even know if that's true or not,
• 6:09
  Speaker 1: but obviously it's like the myth or everyone does it.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone thinks that.
• 6:13
  Speaker 1: My friend who I've also talked about other episodes, Sarah Jones.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Sarah Jones.
• 6:21
  Speaker 2: She doesn't even know I.
• 6:22
  Speaker 1: Have a podcast, so shout out, shout out. But she
• 6:26
  Speaker 1: we went to one year for spring break. We when
• 6:30
  Speaker 1: we were in the sorority. She was actually president I
• 6:33
  Speaker 1: think at one point, but then she did a bikini
• 6:36
  Speaker 1: contest and they try to say she can't be president anymore,
• 6:40
  Speaker 1: and all our friends were like, no, like, if she's
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  Speaker 1: not our president.
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  Speaker 3: Then that's the only president I want.
• 6:46
  Speaker 1: She went to a bar and did it girl a
• 6:50
  Speaker 1: low girl, and she won that contest. Anyway, So we
• 6:53
  Speaker 1: one day in the sorority house, spring break was coming up. Okay,
• 6:57
  Speaker 1: we're like poor college kids, and this one girl's like
• 6:59
  Speaker 1: I have a to friends who went to Miami of Ohio,
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: do you want to go on spring break with them?
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  Speaker 1: And we were just like, like a bunch of frat guys, Fine,
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  Speaker 1: we'll go.
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  Speaker 2: So we all pushed.
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  Speaker 1: Pile into cars and we go to this place that
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: they already rented and we end up paying them whatever
• 7:14
  Speaker 1: and we literally stay with this group of guys that
• 7:16
  Speaker 1: we have never met before in the same house. And
• 7:21
  Speaker 1: it was wild. It was very wild. The weather was
• 7:24
  Speaker 1: really bad. We went to Golf Shores, Alabama. Oh okay, yeah,
• 7:29
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, it was.
• 7:30
  Speaker 2: It was a time.
• 7:31
  Speaker 1: I think they just had a huge country music festival
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: there over the weekend. Sure sounds literally like when we
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: went out to eat, it was that pizza hut. Like,
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  Speaker 1: this was wild. This was a wild time. The people
• 7:43
  Speaker 1: are wild there, but the weather was bad. So we
• 7:45
  Speaker 1: were just a lot of drinking and doing nothing. And
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: what's funny is they pretended like they didn't know our
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  Speaker 1: names before we got there.
• 7:55
  Speaker 2: They were all like, oh, what's your name, Caitlin.
• 7:57
  Speaker 1: Turns out they had created a PowerPoint of every single
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: girl that was going and gave us dirty names so
• 8:04
  Speaker 1: that they could remember our names. And they ended up
• 8:08
  Speaker 1: getting drunk and showing us the slideshow. But like my
• 8:10
  Speaker 1: friend Ali was called like anal alley. I think I
• 8:13
  Speaker 1: was like Cayman Kaylin or something like something fucking crazy,
• 8:16
  Speaker 1: which is hysterical and these it was just a wild,
• 8:21
  Speaker 1: wild time like somebody had.
• 8:24
  Speaker 2: Oh gosh, it was so wid.
• 8:25
  Speaker 3: I always wanted like a crazy spring break like that.
• 8:27
  Speaker 3: I never did that.
• 8:28
  Speaker 2: It was, yeah, it was.
• 8:29
  Speaker 1: It was gross though, like looking back on it, it was
• 8:31
  Speaker 1: just like a gross like the whole thing was gross. Anyways,
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: all of that to say, my friend Sarah got stung
• 8:38
  Speaker 1: by a jellyfish on the beach in Alabama. In Alabama jellyfish, yes,
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  Speaker 1: And she was very drunk. Golf of America, yes, oh,
• 8:48
  Speaker 1: excuse me, excuse me. She was very drunk near the
• 8:51
  Speaker 1: Gulf of America. And she was kept telling everyone, I
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: just want Caylen to be on me. I just want
• 8:59
  Speaker 1: Callen to be on Not in a sexual way, yeah no, but.
• 9:03
  Speaker 2: Just like shit I've been saying.
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: But I was, for some reason the only person that,
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: like her drunk self, felt comfortable like trying to alleviate
• 9:13
  Speaker 1: the pain of the jellyfish sting. And I was like, girl,
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: I can't do it, like I cannot do this and
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, like I want. I'm a very good friend,
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: but I didn't think I could do it, and I
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: couldn't do it, and I don't even know if that's true.
• 9:25
  Speaker 2: No, okay, I'm sorry. I can't.
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: I need people to turn the faucet on and tell me,
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: excuse me, tell me a story, even to get me
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: to start the stream flowing in the bath in the
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: girl's bathroom, I can't. I just know my weaknesses. You know,
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: I feel you I should have tried.
• 9:41
  Speaker 3: I don't believe like, oh you gotta, I do. I'll
• 9:44
  Speaker 3: take that back. I do sort of think like, oh,
• 9:46
  Speaker 3: you have to preserve the sexy a little bit, like,
• 9:49
  Speaker 3: but we pee with the door, ohbed in my household
• 9:53
  Speaker 3: when we have to go number two, like it's more private,
• 9:55
  Speaker 3: like we're closing the door. Yeah, we are turning the
• 9:58
  Speaker 3: fan on. We are I know.
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: I feel like peeing is.
• 10:02
  Speaker 3: Like one of our coworkers were like poop in front
• 10:03
  Speaker 3: of each other, and that is so gross.
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: Oh now I'm trying to think of what that who
• 10:08
  Speaker 2: that is? Or with the door open? I should say,
• 10:11
  Speaker 2: you know, that's fucking disgusting. I don't. I'm not like
• 10:13
  Speaker 2: grossed up by a pee.
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: I really don't care, Like my boyfriend Willee, if I'm
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: in the shower, I really don't care. But also like
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: I'm a girl, and in this instance, there was a
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: ton of people around, Like how am I going to
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: aim to like get this on the jellyfish thing? Yeah,
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: but yeah, I'm not grossed out by peeing in that way.
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: I just I don't know.
• 10:29
  Speaker 3: I just realized that, like you date someone of the
• 10:31
  Speaker 3: opposite sex, Like if Mike can I go to fortunately,
• 10:34
  Speaker 3: if I can, I go to a public restroom, I
• 10:36
  Speaker 3: pretend to watch him pee, like as a joke, like
• 10:41
  Speaker 3: we'll be like at the urinals of evers walk over
• 10:44
  Speaker 3: like peer over.
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah you can't do that, No, No, I can't.
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: No, I cannot do that. He does because people think
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: that you're like a stranger, like really bad people.
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, he has a lot of anxiety too, I
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: think probably. I'm not sure if he knows.
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: That I love him.
• 11:06
  Speaker 3: He just thinks if you ask him, he's just how miserable. Okay,
• 11:09
  Speaker 3: we're welcome.
• 11:10
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's real, that's real, that's honest. I respect it.
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: I respect him. Huh. I'm glad he doesn't know this
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: podcast exists.
• 11:18
  Speaker 3: So if you guys, see Mountain, this one really understand
• 11:20
  Speaker 3: what a podcast is.
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: Perfect. Love that for him. Wow, you think you're going
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: one direction and we've gone.
• 11:27
  Speaker 3: Did you have another topic?
• 11:29
  Speaker 2: No, No, I'm not like, I'm not like rigid in
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: that way.
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: Like I just it was we went from I mean,
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: we ended the last episode with Pocahontas, and I I
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: didn't really expect. I mean, I don't know why I didn't,
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: but like my family life and trauma, it just is
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: normal to me. So I didn't think that was gonna
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: be the thing that everyone was messaging. So my dad
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: it says he's looking for the photo that he took
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: up the doll.
• 11:57
  Speaker 3: The doll is gone.
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: I don't I think he threw that up. I think
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: he threw the doll out. I I hope he threw
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: the doll out. There was really nothing left too. But yet,
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: like she was like, no, I'm saying when we say that,
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: but you know, she had a tiny little mouth.
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: And it was closed me.
• 12:18
  Speaker 3: They do not say that my mouth is gaping.
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: My Dnnis always says, don't ever let anyone tell you
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: have a big mouth.
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, yeah, no, I just feel like
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: we just came in so hot, and I.
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, we should just it.
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: Don't be sorry, don't be sorry. This is a safe space.
• 12:39
  Speaker 3: We could cut.
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: This is a safe space.
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: I don't know how to cut, but we could.
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: No, No, we're not gonna cut.
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: We made we made a promise to the tops.
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: We're not going to cut, and we are rong.
• 12:51
  Speaker 3: But you have no idea.
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah serious, we're gonna snooze it for an hour.
• 12:58
  Speaker 5: So sorry.
• 12:59
  Speaker 3: If it just made a noise, I swear, kaylen can look,
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: all the lights are off, this is down, this is off.
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: My money back like this technical producer that I don't know,
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: what are you doing?
• 13:11
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do during the show.
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't do that.
• 13:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know. If that made a noise, I hope not.
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know, right, And more bad news is we
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: lost our listener in Thailand because she did show herself
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: and she was on vacation.
• 13:27
  Speaker 3: Damn it. But for listening on vacation, Like, yeah.
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: Actually, let me get her name because this is insane.
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: That like, how accurate? I never thought this ship was accurate?
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: Wait does she live in Singapore?
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: No, this is a different girl. We don't know the
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: Singapore person Singapore? No, we do? Okay, hold on, now,
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: what the hell yance?
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, so Ashley is our listener who listened on vacation.
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: Whoa nice of you?
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much? Ash And then the girl who
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: was in Singapore?
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: We lost her.
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: And I'm trying to find what her name was. Didn't
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: it start with an R? I know, I don't know
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: where she is.
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: She find another podcast.
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: When did we talk about Singapore as you call it?
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: I have no idea. Okay, this all just blends together
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: and I have the worst memory known to man.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: Can you do me a favor, though? Can you listen
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: to at least one episode? Do you know what you're
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: a part of?
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: I hate listening to myself.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: I hate it. No, But I'm not saying you need
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: to get better. But I'm not listening.
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying I'm not listening to hear myself. Yeah,
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: I just want to hear what's going on. I don't know,
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: And sometimes honestly, I'm not even gonna lie.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: I get a chuckle.
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: What what's your favorite episode? And I'll pick that one?
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: Not too.
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: I'm listening to.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: Too to let me look back at our titles. I'm
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: so sorry, girl, Please message me again. I'll I'll find it,
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: she commented.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: It makes me well.
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: She doesn't get a shout out until she starts listening again.
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so you know what.
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: You don't just shout people out. You have to put
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: the work in, right, No, yeah, put the work in.
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: Where did you go?
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: Where'd you go? She had a really pretty name, and
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: it's kind of bouther me.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: Okay, So I think I think you should listen to.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: I think Vibes were funny and Jason hates fun.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: Baby's First Face Beat, Jason's Secret Life.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: I think those were all. I mean, can I eat?
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: The wax was good?
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, I forgot I was talking about these titles.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Men at Home Deep, I mean there's so yeah,
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: there's a couple.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: Of good ones. The someone Fucked pokemonas.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: I don't remember what else we talked about other than that,
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: and that was at the end. But just just listen
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: at some point and see if you it's something you
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: would if you're putting out a product that you would consume. Yeah,
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: but shout out to our friend Julia, who is also
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: in radio, the radio Hag.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: She says, she's in New Top.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, and I think she said we have we
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: we vibe with each other good, which is nice.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: So shout out to her. She was in golf Shores.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Over the weekend. That's how we bring things home, you
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Yeah, it's that is a that
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: is a wild place. And then we got so drunk
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: we realized after one one of my friends had sex
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: with someone in a car, two of my friends took
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: up with the same guy. Like it was crazy, but
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: we learned how close no different times. And we learned
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: as we were there how close we were to Marti Gras.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: We didn't know, so we just like fucked off and
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: went to Marty Graffer and I I mean it.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: Was it was absolutely it was crazy. I don't know.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: That was wild like things I would like I just
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: go stay with like a group of men that I've
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: never met before.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's wild. That's a wild move.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: It's wild.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: And one of my friends was going through a breakup
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: and her boyfriend, She'll know who this is, was calling, crying,
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: trying to get her back the whole trip, calling all
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: of us, and she was just like, I'm she was
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: not having it. But that was something else it was
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: that was a wild trip. I don't know anyways, Wow,
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: full circle moment.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: Shout out to Julia and uh thanks Julia.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, shout out to everyone who's listening from We had
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: listeners in Spain too.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I know it's making me sad though
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: that we lost them. But what is your first? What
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: is your first?
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: God?
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: Good?
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Huh uh?
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: So I have two it's part No, no, no, no, it's
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: not a not a two part, but I guess I'll
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: take it back to peeing.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: It's in your top five? No golden showers.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: No, it's Aubrey O Day. Okay, okay, no, no, okay, okay.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: But I have been standing Aubrey O Day since I
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: was a wee little child. She was always my favorite
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: member of Making the band and Danity Kine.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: Well, she was the star.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't yes, I would only sing her parts of
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: the songs, and because they all sound so similar, I'd
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: have to figure out what part was hers. I wouldn't
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: listen to the songs where she didn't have a solo, okay,
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: And I have just really vibed with her throughout the
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: years because she just doesn't give a fuck. Right, like
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: she got fired basically from making the band, and she
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: claims that there was like one hundred percent real, like
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: that whole scene of her getting fired, like that actually happened.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: She tried to do music on her own. She then
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: they like reimagined and wear a different name of a band,
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: her and Shannon, and.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Then oh I didn't know that. Yeah, they were called
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: dumb Blonde. You have Shannon' number, don't you?
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: I do.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she should come be on the podcast.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: You should have her contestify on this podcast. I mean
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: she was our second guest. We had Paulina, and then
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: our second guest is Shannon, and that would just be
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: very niche to just ask.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: So I thought of this over and obviously I would
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: consult you. But like, what if we found like really
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: random people from the two thousands, I know.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: I think that's great.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: We just got a DM from another top that was
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: saying they forgot that Kristin Cavalier.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Who we could not get was in Uh.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: She was like, I forgot how many random cameos there
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: were in music videos, and she did, and she brought
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: up a different one, and then I responded her saying
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: she was in Teddy Geiger's music for you.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: I will, yes, but our lists are top Yeah, that
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: is the one.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: In love with a girl or they're in the mall. Right,
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: it's not the one where they're in the mall.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: No, that's I think that's tidy Guy for you.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: I will, oh, yeah, for you.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: She said, Wait, I'm sorry, Jason.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: I think you'll appreciate this because I didn't show this
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: message to you. I went down a rabbit hole of
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: early two thousands TV stars, moonlighting and music videos and
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Christian Cavalary.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Oh that's a good rabbit.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Hole was death and multiple because I completely forgot she
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: was in Love with a Girl by Gavin de Graw.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Any who love you guys, Happy Saturday. So that was
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: for you from Carolyn.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: Oh thanks Carolyn. So yeah, send us your list because
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: I mean, we can't get Christic Cavalaria, but maybe we
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: can get other people. But yeah, we can't. Probably can't
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: get Aubrey because TJ at Holmes and we Rollbot have her.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: But we could get Shannon maybe or works.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: I listen, I have a number for the Pope, okay,
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: and you have a number for Shannon.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: I mean we're growing, you know, so like Paulina Shannon
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: the Pope, We.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Listen, We'll just go Rogan column and see who answers
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: and see if they will do our time.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Okay, but why was Aubrey linked to peeing? Because I'm worried.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: Because of the trial that she's no, no, okay, okay.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: So.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: She has been screaming at us, yeah for decades at
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: this point, what a shitty, awful human did he is? Okay?
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: And no one fucking listened to her, and everyone thought
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: she was crazy and she was blacklisted from the industry,
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: and like she dated poly d and all this crazy
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: and a Trump right and all this crazy shit. So
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: now all of a sudden that the tides of turn
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: and everyone's like, wow, Diddy is a real piece of shit.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: She has a new podcast with you want to say
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: TJ Lavin. That is the guy who hosts the challenge
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: that TJ Holmes.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Can we just like that gig? That's a good gig, yeah,
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: TJ Lavin.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like you just get to go on vacation. Brady
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: is calling me, are.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: Oh answer it? See if he needs anything? Answer it?
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Brady everyone Brady. Yeah, you know, I'm sorry.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: We don't know how.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: To top five? What are we doing top five?
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: We don't know how to edit, so you're going to
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: be in in life. Oh okay, so my first one
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: was Aubrey. O'Day that's what we're talking about to Yeah.
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: She's making news, but she's not. She's not giving the
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: tea that we want her to. But do we do
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: we need it from her?
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: We do you think we need more?
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: She has an overwhelming amount of tea and she needs
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: to spill it all.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: What am I obsessed with?
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: My cats?
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: Solid ass cats, Kenny and Juice dude.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: Yes, obviously I'm trying to figure out what I want
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: to do for the big anniversary on Thursday night three
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: years thought this guy, Thursday.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Three, we're going to be at post Malone.
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: We don't want to do that. We don't want to
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: do that.
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: We're gonna leave post Malone and we're gonna do something
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: a little more romantic. Okay, okay, but we're doing spa
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: day for for wifey, like on Thursday, spa day. Oh
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: she's expensive, Yeah, like I can't afford this habit.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, y'all.
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: Uh, And then what I want to do?
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: Tell me what you guys think, and you can lie
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: to me and say it's cute. It's it's gonna be
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: it's going to be the first place that we had
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: at first date.
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: We're gonna do there.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, I just got I'm adorable.
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: Right, Yes it is bar taco.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah, okay, because we didn't know.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: We just want to like have guac in mar for
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: the first date and then you know, we went from there.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: You can't blow your load on the first dad, and then.
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: We're going to go see a different show.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: That's because we met at a live concert event, so
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: doing like a whole throwback thing.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: You are so cute, you know what.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: It's cute and it's cheap af because we get concert
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: tickets for free, but you're paying for the spot the
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: spots spots can you say, Alex Warren, Oh, I mean, nothing.
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: Says do you know what that is?
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know who the hell that is.
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: I'm surprised. He seems like an artist that would be Yeah,
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: you would love his voice.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: Isn't ordinary? That's all over TikTok, Like we.
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: Play it on our radio station.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: I definitely listened to our station all day when I
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: leave here.
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: Because to be fair, we don't play it during your
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: show yet. Yeah, so you probably wouldn't. But anyway, so
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: that's yeah. Okay, So is that a good top?
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, anything that's pissing you off or made you
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: crash out this whatever your Probably the weather is annoying.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: Annoying because especially like this time of year, you just
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: you get we get that little tease of like the
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: hot weather last.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: Week and Memorial Day weekend, it's cold and rainy.
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: I just want to go outside. I just want to
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: walk around, go for a run. I can't do that.
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: I hate the treadmill. I hate being inside.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: I hate not Do you have a float for this
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: year yet? For your pool?
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: We're working on it.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because last year we had Benson Coon was a raccoon,
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: so we're thinking was My favorite was Unicorn? There was well,
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: there was There's Lama del Rey, which is a lama.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: There's Camila cabolo. Is what you're thinking?
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: You have a pool?
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, come on over the summer. Yes. I didn't mean
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: to interrupt you.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Your second guy. You are a second gu. I mean
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Maris sometimes comes in.
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the door open, he doesn't look at the sign.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: I hate when people do that to me, So I
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: feel bad that I do.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Jason's Everybody's guys. So Jason needs to be found a lot.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: But did you need Jason?
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: I did?
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: Do you want to let me know when we're running
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: the Carpenter contest? It starts on Tuesday. It starts on Tuesday.
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: Do you know when it ends?
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: The seventeenth day before the event.
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: This is like breaking news?
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Is this exclusive?
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: We have a Sabrina Carpenter flyaway to Nashville.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so you are the first one hearing about this. Yes,
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: they do. They air like today.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, whatever you ask, ask the boss.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: It's fine. But what I thought today is the next
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: thing we can get working on is Billy just announced
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: all those dates in America.
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: I love that fly away again. Yeah, okay, we'll talk.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll let you guys go. Yeah, this is very inside. Yes,
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: June seventeenth, back to my mic He's got a little
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: inside So Aubrio day that we're back to her. She
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: has a podcast with TJ. Holmes and Sarah robok Amy.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: She just did one episode. She doesn't have a podcast,
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: remember those schools names.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: No, there's two episodes actually, Okay, so I'm very confused by.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: The whole rollout of this new podcast. That three of that.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're in the title wait, hold on, hold on,
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: let me open the Lovely Heart and see you here.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: What's gonna play? Not wait, So there's not a new episode, okay,
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: so the way, okay, I'm very let's talk about the
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: rollout of this podcast real quick, if you're cool with that.
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: So supposedly they had TJ and Amy have their own podcast. Okay,
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: I guess, and Aubrey was a guest pre trial.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, so this is the new that she was teasing
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: that I talked about, yes, kind of surrounding the trial,
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: right or is there ye?
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Aubrey was seasing a new project.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and so they offered her to do this sort
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: of like they're calling it, like she's covering the case,
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: the court, whatever case right the trial, and so then
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: she didn't know if she wanted to do it or not,
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: probably because she's working on other legalities of other things
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: which she alludes to in the podcasts. But then she
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: was like, yeah, I'll do it. So they ended up
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: doing it real late. So the episodes didn't even start
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: coming out until the end of last week. Okay, but
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: it doesn't say how often they're doing these, but literally
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: the name of the podcast.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Is Aubrey and Friends.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: No, it's oh my god, closed again.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: No, don't listen to this episode, Jason, because.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: Work it's Aubrey. Oh wait, it says, yeah, the names
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: present Aubrey O Day something something the trial. I can't
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: read it. The funt is too small but like it's
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: literally like TJ no, because it's like the little like
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: it's so small, so it's literally like they present this trial.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: But anyway, so I listened to the first two episodes
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, Okay, well there was trial yesterday, Like
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: where was yesterday? Where's the new episode? Right, there's no
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: new episode. I'm like, girl, this is your time to shine.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: Get it together.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: I mean, we owe her an apology.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: We do. She does discuss it on the Call Her
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Daddy episode that she was on as a great episode.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Did you listen to that?
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: She talks about poly d and kind of broke my
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: heart a lot in that episode as well.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: But she's been through a lot. I just love her
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: and I've always loved her. She did come here once.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: I got to meet her when they were Dandy Kane.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: She was very quiet. I think she had.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: She probably allegedly being abused.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: Probably, yeah, she had crazy her eyes look like cat eyes.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: Like literally, the how she had her makeup was like
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: very like smoky and yeah whatever. I was like, whoa,
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: Like she just even look like her in our photos.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: But I got to meet her and Shannon and Dawn
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: they were like doing a Dandy Kane like when they
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: did a tour as Dandy Kane again and they played
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: like theaters.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Do you have the photos?
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Send them to me for the thing. Yeah.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: I mean it's just another example of I feel like
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: people women screaming something and then people being like she's crazy,
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: like look over here, and we kind of just all
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: accepted it.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: And TJ and Amy actually asked her that and was
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: like looking for me my boss and.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: We got to record somewhere else right.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: And Aubrey was like we was like, well, yeah, everyone
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: thinks like, oh, it's so nice that people believe me
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: now or listening to me now, but like that's not
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: the true. Like all I can focus on is like
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: everything I went through in the past when people didn't.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: I don't know she shares like I feel like I've
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: heard her talk about this so much, but I feel
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: like so much has.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: Happened, and I love how outspoken.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: She is that every time I listen to a different
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: interview with Yes, it's the same topic, but it's new
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: things and new insights.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, and I'll have to listen.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: I did want to listen to that podcast to see
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: if they cover their affair like in episode one TJ
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: and emails like.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: Their personal podcast. Yeah, I didn't listen to that. I
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: just listened to the one they have with Aubrey.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: But interesting this is it's very random. I will say
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: she's very brave.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: She has gone up against the First Family, you know
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: what I mean. She has gone up against the one
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: of the most powerful men in music and people in
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: the world. I would probably say that did he is
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: at least he was. Yeah, and the Diddy stuff scares
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: me to talk about. But I have a lot of thoughts, feelings.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: I just don't want to go missing.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I don't.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I give it up to all these
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: women that are like coming forward, like Cassie testified, Dawn testified,
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: Cassie's friend testified, like, and I couldn't imagine, like because
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: I'm sure he instilled and from what Aubrey said, like
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: he very much manages by fear right like he wants
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: everyone to just be afraid of him. So I couldn't imagine,
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: Like I feel like, once you're afraid of someone, it's
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: hard to shake that no matter how much time has
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: gone by. So the fact that these people are sitting
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: there and like being brutally honest about things that he
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: did and he's literally sitting right there has to be
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: like one of the toughest things they'll ever do in
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: their life.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And so like, I mean, don alleged that he
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: literally told her you might end up dead or missing
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: if you you know, That's what her testimony was essentially,
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: So yeah, and having him in the courtroom and shout
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: out to Lauren l Rossa. She's on the Breakfast Club.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: She used to work for TMZ. I just started following
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: her and she has been going into the courtroom every
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: day and then she does a video like right when
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: it's fresh when she leaves because they take your phones
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: or you can't have your phones, and then she does
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: one like later when she goes through all her notes.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: It's been very interesting coverage and I've been learning a
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: lot from her and the trial.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: But she said that Puff is.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Purposely staring at every single person in that room to
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: the point where it's like not just a glance, it's
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: like eye contact, like let me remember your face, like
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: another intimidation tactic.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: I would just trying to scare them.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would assume fucked up. So fucked up. But
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: we stand with the women, I think, well yeah.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: And they asked Aubrey about, like, I know, the baby oil,
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: like and she was like, well, I never you know,
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: you know, saw you know, mass quantities of baby oil.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: But like she says something that I was like, oh
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: my god. But she was like, if you look back
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: at all of our videos and our performances, like why
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: do you think we all had to be oiled up
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: all the time, Like we had to be glistening and
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: we had to be like oily. She's like there's something there,
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: like he's.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: There's a fetish Yeah, on a weird level, because that
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: was something I believe Cassie testified about it. And at
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: one point there was a inflatable pool in a hotel
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: room just filled with baby oil.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And someone put it in a.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Really good way for me because I keep reminding people
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: like Cassie was the poenanaut. This is a federal trial.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: She had to go and testify. She settled her own case. Yes,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: she may have kicked things off, but that's okay if
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: all of this is true. Yeah, but someone was saying
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: it's becomes racketeering, because like with r. Kelly, the abuse
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: becomes a well oiled machine. There are people, there are steps,
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: there's a there's a you know, routine, for lack of
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: a better word, a you know, it's a well oiled thing.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: No pun intended, and oh did he see her? I'm scared.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: But that's what makes it, like on the federal level,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: why they're trying to get him is because they're using
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: their money and power to abuse people in a way
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: that it's like there's it's yeah, it's a well oiled machine.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: I don't have a better term for it. So it
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: was put to me in that way, and I thought
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: that was interesting. But yeah, yeah, we'll see.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: But it sounds like too, she's got shit that's gonna
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: happen once his trial's over, and she's working on her
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: own legal journey, so it's definitely gonna be interesting. I
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: hope she gets she needs to get something out of
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: that man, because the fact that like she mentions all
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: the time, like you know, they had platinum records and
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: they saw zero dollars from them, and she was like,
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: you know, you're number one on the charts, you're the
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: number one you know artists in the world, this and that,
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: like and you're broke right like, and you're working for
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: someone who is just profiting off of you while you
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: sit here and are just broke.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I mean that's crazy.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah no, I mean I it's it's something we saw
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: a lot, I think with women specifically in the music industry.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: And if for some reason you're like my sister listens
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: to this, like Mella, this is off of a show
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: that was called Making the Band, and he literally put
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: together a girl group.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: And they were successful.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: But it was all started with the reality show, and
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: at that time, we didn't have a ton of options
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: of things to watch as we do now. So it's
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: like everybody everybody watched Making the Band wouldn't say huge.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And she said that she's bringing Babs on from
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: the band on one of the episodes. I guess Babs
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: knows a lot.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, Aubury girl. Jason's upset. He needs a schedule
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: for when these things are coming. We need we're doing trial.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: We need to do. Trial is happening every day we're
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: doing trial.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: I don't have anything to segue into, but just something
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: that like I'm a little ashamed that I've been doing and.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: I just didn't see this coming. I really didn't. That's pickleball.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: Okay, I I stop people playing pickleball. That day I
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: thought of you.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: I yeah, like I have always been someone who's like,
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I don't want to play pickaball.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna play pick a ball.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, stop talking about pickleball, fastest growing sport in America.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: I don't care. Okay, Well my mom, uh my mom
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: is in aries.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: And if you know anything about aries, like competition is
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: their fucking shit. Like she wants to beat even her
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: own daughters. Like she like like she's a competitor, okay,
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: and she's like, you know, she wants us to win too.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: So she wanted to play at Mother's Day weekend.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: We're like, fine, whatever, We'll get you rackets, Like we'll
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: go play at the tennis court.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: Well, I was gonna say, where do you go play?
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: Are there pickball court?
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: There are specific courts.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: She kept talking about this damn new spot they opened
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: in town in Michigan where you can like it's it's
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: kind of like top golf, like you can like drink
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: and eat and play pickleball.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: And that's why I was.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: I was confused because all these older people no fence
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: are injuring themselves because they're drinking and like playing pickleball,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: and I didn't understand or just playing pickleball, but I
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: didn't understand like how you could be drinking and doing
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: a sport. But yeah, so there's tennis courts and I
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: don't know if they started doing this after pickleball started
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: to rise in prominence, but there's smaller lines on the
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: tennis courts or there were at the court by our
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: house that were for pickleball, so it was a tennis court,
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: but then they had the pickleball lines because they're different lines.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: But anyways, the smaller court probably smaller.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: I played in gym class, did you played in Yes,
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: we played pickleball, like we didn't play actual tennis, like
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: we played indoor pickleball.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: We played badminton.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: Uh uh. We played pickleball like I was like an
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: og back in the day playing pickle ball.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: You played pickleball, uh huh.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: In high school.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. I wonder where I got so popular. No,
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: we would play badminton, but we didn't play pickleball. I
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: don't think you played with like wiffleballs mm hmm and.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: The little reckets uh huh.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well yeah, so I was playing and I
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: started to think like, oh my gosh, like I don't
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: I don't want to do this, but I had fun,
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: and it's pretty easy, and I do need to get
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: my body moving, and I don't like exercise that feels
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: like exercise. So I'm kind of all in on pickleball.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: I now have my own.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Racket and balls. My boyfriend got us rackets and balls,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: and we we you know, we're into pickleball. And I
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: just I don't feel like I have any street cred
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: if I ever had me. It's just a really like
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: it's a white thing to do, you know. I think, yeah,
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: tennis out No, I mean I just wore like spandac
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: shorts and a T shirt. But I'll probably look cute
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: like if I go play out, you know in Chicago
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: somewhere your neck.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna change my whole personality. Okay, I'm a
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: lotty pickle ball player. Now I know it is, and
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: I'm ashamed, and I have to say I was wrong,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: and I apologize.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: There's a reason.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: Any that's going to get anyone to get out and
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: move their body.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: I'm supportive, right, So we'll see stay tuned to see
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: if we can keep our relationship together once we start
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: playing pickleball together as our form of exercise.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: It's funny, sounds like you think. So yes, bitch, you're
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: looking at your phone.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: Someone else's turn. I had to find my list is
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: going to keep losing it, okay.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: And our friend from Singapore as you call it, or
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Singapore Gwendolen when it was driving me nuts. I loved
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: her name, but baby girl, where you called come back,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: come back Gwendolyn.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: So I just so go with my other one that
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: involves pissing. Okay, and this is a different, different use
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: of the word. But sometimes I'm a bad boy and.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: You're still letting on me.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: They need to be spanked.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: You.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: So I this sound really bad. I realize that I
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: have a lot of family on Facebook that is very
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: opposite political views of MOI. No, okay, no, I'm shock
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: so including a cousin who very much knows me, is
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: very close to my parents, but continuously shares things on
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: social that are adverse to my lifestyle. Okay, And I
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: just find that very odd that someone very close to
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: you and your right and you are actively speaking out
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: against the community right, So very odd. So I don't
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: ever go on Facebook very rarely. I don't very rarely
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: post anything on Facebook. Like the only thing I look
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: at probably daily is like whose birthday it is? So
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: I know, like whose birthday it is?
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: But I have been sharing some items to Facebook, and
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: it's when I find very radical leftist videos, just.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: A montage of men making out. Well, yeah, if I
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: find that, I will, But like I found this.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: I found this video on TikTok and it was this
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: man and he was at some sort of board meeting
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: where they were voting on upholding or letting go of
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: their DEI hires. I don't know if it was like
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: a city council whatever, But so this guy went up
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: it was like a I don't know, like a five
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: minute video and he like just spit straight facts right,
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: Like he was like, do you know that statistically it's
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: more likely that your son or your your child's going
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: to commit a crime than be trans statistically right, like
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: lits literally and that is like all these things like
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: do you know that you know, uh immigrant or a
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: person in America is one hundred and fifty percent more
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: likely to commit a crime than an immigrant, right, Like
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: he was giving like statistics like that, and I was like, wow,
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: like this is smart. Like I was like very impressed
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: with how he was speaking whatever. And so I'm like,
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: I need to put this on my Facebook because I
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: know that all these people that spread misinformation or hateful
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: posts right just sit on Facebook all day, right, so
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: how do I reach them? I have to put it
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: on Facebook. So I had to find So now my
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: new thing is I find like if I see a
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: good video on TikTok like that, I find it on Facebook.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: It's hard to search for video.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: Yes, I had time, and I share it on my
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: page because I know it's gonna pop up in their
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: stupid little feet.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it brings me joy.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: I do that because I imagine them watching it and
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: although they're not listening and we'll probably just hate on it,
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: but I just like that they had to encounter that
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: a little bit throughout their day. Have I met this cousin,
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: maybe I don't remember. I don't remember if he was
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: at the family holiday.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was trying to keep it vague for you.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: I'm just curious about.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: I just think it's very I don't know. I just
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: because it's also like, don't play in my face, Like
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: if you're like that upset, right, like, then let's just
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: be like I'm good with Like we don't need to
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: do this right Like I'm very much like I don't
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: choose the way I am, so like, if you are
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: against that for whatever reason, talk about it, be about
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: it like fucking but don't play in my face and like,
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: you know, try to buddy buddy on the holidays. But
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: then you're gonna like, yeah, share some wild ass shit
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: like about Trump, and I'm like, I don't understand.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: I rarely like get in the mix. Like I've learned
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: my lesson.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: I am not. It's not a fight I am willing
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: to have anymore.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Like the people I know, like we've talked about, are
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: willing to have a calm, educated conversation where we see
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: both sides. Like Dak Shepherd's really good at that, Like
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: he leans left, but he's open to poking holes in
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: the left. And there's certainly our holes on every side,
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: more so on one of them in my opinion.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: But that is my opinion. This is my podcast.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: But I did it recently, kind of during the election,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: something similar to what you're doing. And a girl who
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: is friend of a friend, I would say, she's a
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: best friend of one of my best friends. So I've
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: known my best friend for obvious a long time, and
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: I've known this friend just through her, like she'd be
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: at parties or whatever, Like she doesn't.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: Even live we don't even live in the same place.
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: Whatever.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: But I've known her for a long time, but we're
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: not friends.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: She's just a friend of my friend, like because I
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: think they went to high school or middle school or
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: whatever together.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: And one day I noticed that.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: She had added me to her private stories, and her
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: private stories seemed to be a place where she really
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: pops off on things. She doesn't do it public, she
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: does it on her private and I thought, I don't
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: even I don't remember. I'm not close friends with her.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: And I also just thought, like, oh my, like did
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: she add me on? Like it was very interesting? So
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: I had time that night, so I started posting stuff
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: to my private stories after adding her, she was not
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: on my private stories because she's not my close friends.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: That's like a small group of people that you know,
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: I like to post whatever for she's not a close friend.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: But I added her to my close friends.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: And proceeded to share some things that I feel did
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: the same thing she did.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: I guess what this bitch did. She unfollowed me. She
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: unfollowed me.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: I did the exact same thing, right, she did that.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: She did totally fine, hole did it. And I wasn't
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: ever gonna like make it a problem, like she loved
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: someone that I love.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: Whatever, I'm I've grown past it. But that fucking bitch
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: couldn't take it. And she unfollowed me.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Wow over that ship, And I thought, wow, it's just interesting.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: It's the same thing.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: And I was mad that I dropped down to her level,
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: but I just it's something I would have shared either way.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: I have to. And I'm like when I come across
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, this would really piss them off. Sure,
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: Like why not.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: Have they interacted with it or anything? Okay, hey, I
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: can see.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: That they like saw it because I'll put it out
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: my story or whatever.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: So I oh, oh yeah, oh yeah, no, I saw
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: she watched the whole thing and then.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: Follow and that had to do what I read on
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: my list that has to do with piss is pissing
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: conservative relatives off.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, good, yea, no you didn't.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: I think the episode is going to have to be
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: called something around pee because it's just it's something that.
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: You really have been wanting.
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it kind of makes me have to go a
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: little bit. All right, so we're talking about I'm trying
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: to think of we're talking about something stressful, and I
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: think I know that you do this as well. So
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: I'm going to talk about something that gives me relief
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: from anxiety. And I know that you watch lives when
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: you're anxious. I do something similar. But I've been if
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: I've been very low at times, I have, like, for example,
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: Mama taught people that I will just like scroll through
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: their videos. I've even been gone like really down far
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: so I can watch like a ton of them and
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: it's just people who.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: Call me and someone who I've been lately.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: I'll go to their page and I've been anxiety watching
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: and you have been able to talk because I sent
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: you a ton of videos in one night.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: Is great in.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Color that gay man it was did I send you
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: multiple videos.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: He's on TikTok he's hold on, wait which one I gotta?
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: I think I unless you didn't look at my little
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: things I sent you.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: No, I made a point to do it. But I
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: know I don't remember for you.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, this guy busy busy people, right, this guy?
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah, because then I went through
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: his videos and he was eating taco bell yeah yeah yeah,
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: uh huh.
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, hilarious. First of all, I have.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Never and I think I was like I got dessert, yes, yeah, yes, okay.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: I don't remember which ones I sent you, but he
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: I often have felt like I could be a gay
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: man like on the inside, like you just sometimes like
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: feel that way. And I'm not your culture is not
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: my costume. I just like sometimes feel like on the
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: inside I am. I just like get it. And Graydon
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: has my exact inner monologue, like I've found I found
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: a person who speaks and it's my inner monologue.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: Like the tangent. He goes off, he gets distracted, he
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: sings randomly, he.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Fucking he's a big back like me, like yeah, just
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: every and he has no shit, like he dunks in
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: his ranch like like five like he just his videos
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: a call me down. But I feel so seen. I
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: just feel like I he's me on the inside. Like
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: I just feel so connected to him.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: I love him so much. He's so funny. His his
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: food videos are amazing.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: He'll sit you down on his counter and just fucking
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: mao down on shit.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: He's a good cook, He's he's fabulous.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: I just I love me some great and cutler and
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: I just he's a go great follow.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: He's so funny. My sister shout out to my sister.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: She really loves him and turned me onto him and
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: sends me his stuff, and like one day I was like,
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: I need to give this man a chance.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: And uh, it's my inner monologue. I feel seen. And
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: that's if you're wondering what my thoughts sound like, it's that.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it. Yeah, he love him. Speaking of
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: big back, I can counter off, I can counter off.
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: In this past weekend, this was more apparent than ever.
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: I love a bread basket. A complimentary bread basket is
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: everything I need in life. I went to dinner Friday, Saturday, no, yeah, Thursday,
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: no Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and I had a bread basket
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: at every every meal.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, they I gotta know where you went. I got
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: to know where.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: They Friday we were at Las Corola.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: Wait, yeah, I saw you.
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I went to Las Coola with some co workers
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: of ours.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: Yea.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: They set up like a little thank you like dinner
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: thing and it was super cute. I had then Thomas.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: Sulo I saw that I was and just went without me.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: That's a lot of got like really.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: But I was, uh, I remember like the nocchi Thomas
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: being like life changing. I think it was my birthday
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: dinner or some other dinner we were there for. There
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: was a lot of greens on it this time when
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: I don't remember it being and I was like, I
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: like push some you know, like yeah, Parsley's finally Parson
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: doesn't have a taste, but you have a lot of it.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: It like changes the texture of things. It kind of
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: was and I was, I mean, it was the sausage delicious.
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: The gnocchi was cooked perfectly. The sausage was amazing. It
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: was just like, why is there so much green stuff
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: on my plate? Yeah, there's so many leaves.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: My mouth is watering that I thoseochi are so good.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, pillows, it was so good, so that I took.
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: I took that home. Saturday, we went for pizza at
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: Aurelio's and they gave us, Uh, you order an antipasto
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: salad and they give you a bread basket with the
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: salad complimentary, which we love.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: Is it like the Lascar rolla bread or is it?
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: No?
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: Those are It was more like warm rolls.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: And then Sunday we went for like a late breakfast
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: early lunch thing at this Greek place by my house,
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: uh huh. And I had to get cream of chicken soup.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's a Sunday in Chicago Land, like you
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: have to it's my religion.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: And they.
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: Gave us that was like your typical Greek restaurant with
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: the wrapped rolls and the crackers on the bottom and
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: like all that stuff. And I was like, I just
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: really love a free bread basket.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: No, it's true.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: That was one of my nana's like biggest gripes about
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: how times have changed.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: She's like, no one gives you a bread basket anymore.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: So everywhere we went she would order like if they had,
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: and they would bring it over like as if to
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: just be like we have this and people don't know
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: or they don't want it anymore. So I think that
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: people weren't touching them as much. They don't bring them out,
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: and I'm sure they like wasted money, even though they
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: like reuse the bread at most. But she always was
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: graping about that and them not putting salt and pepper
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: like automatically on a table.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, places chili doesn't have that anymore. It's those two.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: Things kind of went away, and she was always really
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: pissed about those.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: And I agree about the bread. Who doesn't want bread?
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: And Mike uses pepper at every meal, and there's like
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: places that don't.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Have some pepper right, definitely not like when you're on
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: the table, which is weird, Like why do I have
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: to ask? It's odd. Yeah, I love bread. That's my
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: biggest I can't keep. Like you know, I've told you
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: the story. But I threw out some pretzel bites. I
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: bought some pretzel bites and I bought too many for
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: humanly possible to have, and I threw them out and
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: then I ate them out of the trash because I
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: just I'm not good, not good with bread.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: It's everything to me, it's my religion. Bread.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Let's see what I'm going to going. Okay, So the
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: next thing that is in my top five and I'm
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: obsessed with, and I'm sure you've noticed this about me
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: is I love prescribing people's stuff. It could be I
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: just I really don't know why I'm so interested in,
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: like and not necessarily like drugs like pills or anything,
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: but just even antibiotics, like I love. I don't something
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: about me loves to be able to call out like
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: what a person needs or what's wrong with someone before
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: the doctor does it.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: And getting it right.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: And it's just it just it's one of my It
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: builds my self esteem every time I'm correct. So one
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: of our friends, as a cool it's been lasting too long.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: I said, bro, you need a steroid. He went to
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: the doctor. Guess what he needed, a fucking steroid. Okay,
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm so interested. I haven't practiced
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: medicine in years. I haven't been to med school in
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: a long time. That's a joke if you don't get humor.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: But I'm just really into vibing people things and knowing
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: what's wrong before a doctor, a medical professional can do it.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: Or if it's like my little witchcraft, you know, like
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: a regano oil or you know you need this, or
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: like if somebody has a headache, I love to give
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: them peppermint because people don't know that that can help.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: I'm just really.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Into knowing what people need and being accurate about it
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: and either being able to provide it or like just
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know, because I'm like, how did I know that?
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: Right? Yeah? Yeah, because I wouldn't know it to be like,
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: you need a steroid, Like I don't really know what
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: a steroid does, right.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: And I don't. I don't know. It's sorry, but I don't.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just I feel like I'm very into researching
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: medication and.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It's something that.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: Like my brain retains more than a lot of other things,
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: which I don't know why.
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: Maybe you were meant to be a doctor. Maybe you're
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: in the wrong line of work.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: I wasn't.
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: Sounds like you were blessed.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: I wasn't.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: My dad's girlfriend's daughter got a got a nose, a
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: really bad nosebleed one night, and I try to clean
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: it up and I passed out.
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: Oh you're like that.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know I was, but I started to
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: pass out as I was doing it, so it was
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: like a surprise, So I don't think so also not
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: smart enough to become a doctor. And I'm also not
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: saying that I'm better than doctors, like everyone needs to
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: go to the doctor. However I get I like shoot
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: like an eighty five percent average.
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: Yes, what we're saying is if you have something like
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: funky grown on your body, you just send us a picture.
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, j R. Brown, yep, j R.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Brown, exactly what I just And I didn't get when
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: you head out. I got that one wrong. But I
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: feel like I've been right about some stuff with you.
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: Oh you have ben yah. I'm going to the doctor's day. Actually,
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: I've been in my doctor era this week. I I
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: when I had a you know, I go to the
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: pediatrist every however many weeks because my feet are fucked up.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: And so last time I had an appointment, I was
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: when I had the whatever, when I had that cold
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: that really bad like that I was saying for and
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: so I hadn't gone, so I went this week. I
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: made it. I have to go see my general doctor
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: today again for my knee and my niece fucked up,
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: and I made the appointment for my sleep study. So
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: look at me and my doctor era. Good.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: I'm proud of you. Yeah, I'm very proud of you.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: I just I don't know.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Like the other day, a coworker was like, oh, they
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: prescribe me something for nerve pain.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: I'm like, gabapentin. He's like, how did you know that?
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: And I the reason I know it is because a
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: real housewife had a nerve issue and was like drinking
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: on it. And everyone's like, you can't drink on that.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: Like I just know from random reasons. But for some reason,
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: like my brain remembers that shit.
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: But you know, I just it's very something.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's something there.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: I like to prescribe people's stuff.
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: Give me. I wish you could actually prescribe me. I
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: can go pick it up from a CVS.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: No, but just the act of being right about it, Yeah,
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: I love it. I do about that stuff.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: Not about really.
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: My next thing that I'm obsessed with recently. This has
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: been for like a month, I think, But I'm putting
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: in my top five because I'm finally noticing the effects.
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: I'm very much in my hair era right now, Like
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: my hair feels better than it ever has to be honest,
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: and it's because I'm not using the three and one.
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: We went to an event and we got samples of
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: Carol's daughter ship. Have you heard of them? I'm pretty
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: sure it's for women. However, well I'm using it, and
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: bitch my hair has never felt this soft. I'm using
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: Goddess Strength is the name of it, and it's for weak,
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: breakage prone hair. No salt, no sulfates, no parabans, no
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: artificial colors. Bitch my hair. It's got castor oil, ginger, black,
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: que in seed bit the.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: Team bucks at Also, that's a great price, Carol.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: Carol fucking got my hair or Carol's daughter got my
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: hair in fucking shape. It feels soft. I was over
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: the weekend. I was like, I because I don't put
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: product in weekend. Jason doesn't have product in his hair.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: Oh wow, And I felt I was like, oh my god,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: like it's soft and silky. And I'm like, it's because
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: I'm using probably this is probably good shampoo.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: I just ah, I would like for the jury to
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: hear this one thing.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: I've been watching way too many trials, Like I just all, I.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: Talk like a lawyer.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: Now, how many times have I told you that three
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: and one is a problem, that something shouldn't be for
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: your pits and slits face hair asshole. How many times
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: have I said I don't like three and one. It's
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: gotta stop. It's gotta be stopped, and you've said, but
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's easy. But Carol's daughter she turned me out.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: And now I also used the hand cream that they
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: gave me.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, so where were you?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: It came in our pause gift basket? Was it bag
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: the pause event? Yeah?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: But no, but is Carrol?
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: No, No, it's not.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, it was like in.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: Our goodie bag.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: Well it's almost like when you use something that's supposed to.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: Work us fifteen times stronger hair bitch.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I know.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: I mean as a woman who spends like thousands of
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: dollars on fucking hair products.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: Carol's daughter has given me god a strength.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: I like that you're using the goddess strength, all right,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: stream shot Carol's daughter, so we could put it in things.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: I always forget to put things that make sense in
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: the dumb I'll.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: Take a picture of my adult Okay, take.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: A picture of I need that, and I need your
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: photo with danity, Your photos with Dannity.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: Okay, I also have some photos of our friend Janie.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: With oh good.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, we got to ask her if she can
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: be posted on our.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: Or we don't have to post and you can just
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: send it, send se that was it at the show?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: Or was here they came here? She's actually and then
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: she was like, do you know Danny Kinge's was like,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: shut up right now.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: Wait, I think I remember this. You were downstairs, weren't we.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: I feel like I remember this. Okay, go off, yeah, girls, daughter?
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: The next yeah, you're I mean, you've been looking more
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: and more like a goddess every day. I'm sorry to
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: not have recognized that.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: My next thing is just the crowd in a dispensary okay, okay, so.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: I've only been twice. When was with you?
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: When did we go to the tree? When did we
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: go to the dispensary?
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: I don't know. You were like we have to have
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: to make a quick stop. Where were somewhere? I don't
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: remember where we were going?
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: And you went inside or you eat it outside?
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: I went inside with you?
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: Where would we go? Sunnyside?
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, isn't cool in there?
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah? It's nice vibes.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: It's like an apple store.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: For I went to the one in my house and
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: it wasn't the same vibes.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: Oh really, Yeah, why did you go to the one
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: about your house?
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: I don't know what was going on, but I had
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: to pick up my dad's gummy oh period, And yeah,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: he takes one every night to sleep, like.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: He makes me feel better about it.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I went there and it was giving more
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: like like it wasn't so bright and like it was
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: giving more like not dark, but like gray, gray and
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: white everything like that sort of like formal doctor's office vibe.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: It wasn't like that.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, well I've I honestly haven't been to that many
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: like different dispensaries.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: But I'm from Michigan.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: That was the first Midwest state to legalize shout out,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: and I'll never forget. Andy Cohen did a like a
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: he does like a jack hole and a mazel every
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: night to people or things kind of like how we do.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: And he did the Michigan mitten with a joint in
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: it and was like, did this whole speech about how
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: amazing it was. But anyways, and then they also legalized
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: in Illinois. It's way more expensive but they did where
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: we live, and so I've only been to a few
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: different ones. But every time I go, and I go
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: at weird times here, like sometimes I'll go after our
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: show is over, and so there's like a daytime crowd.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: I'm never going on a fucking Friday or Saturday again,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: because I went on a Friday recently in the mid morning,
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: late morning, and there was a huge line.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: Like don't you guys have jobs? What are you doing?
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: The hell are you doing?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: But anyways, moral of the story is every time I
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: go in there, it's like the Great equalizer, Like there
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: is people from all different walks of life, and almost
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: every single person in there you would not expect to
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: be in a dispensary. Like literally, there's like women who
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: look like they could be a Karen. There's you know,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: there's people who just you just wouldn't expect, like buttoned
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: up business people, people in suits, like it's not just
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: your like you know, oh, I'm like a po hood.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: There's just all kinds of people in there, and it's really.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: Beautiful to me.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: It's beautiful everyone together for the same purpose, and you
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: just would.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: Not what are you is that your phone again? You guys?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: I wasn't even touching it that time. I'm trying to
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: just look at my list.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: Right, anyways, that's just a beautiful thing.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, then new people look at my dad that are there.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: But that's my point.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: It's like I go in there and like all these
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: like because because we grew up in a day and
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: age where it's like pot was treated the same pot.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: See I'm even talking like how fucking parents. Yeah, like
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: you know, the Devil's lettuce was considered like on the
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: same level as fucking fentanyl, you know what I mean.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: It was like my girl Susie, like she was melting
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: into a couch, you know, and it's really not it's
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: grown from the ground and it's you know, and now
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: we've watched it become legalized and it's really funny how
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: I mean, I get it, Like the law is a
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: huge deterrent, but like now we're just like because it's legal,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: like we're we're just everybody's doing pot, Like your aunt's
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: probably on pot probably, you know, and people you wouldn't
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: expect dope, you know, dope. That's my point, And it's
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: just it's just child like looking around, like if I
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: put this crowd of people together and posted like what
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: are they doing?
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: You wouldn't know, you would dispenser, No, you wouldn't know.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: And they have really cool like snacks that line the
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: aisles like when you're waiting to check out, like from
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: you know, they have a lot of like Asian snacky's
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: that we don't have here.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: Very cool.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: But just I just like I look around and I'm like, wow,
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: this is this is a crowd, and this is America.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: You know this that is a representation in America. Yeah,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: everyone coming together for one common goal.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody's getting high. Yeah you ain't. Carol's high?
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: She is?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: You know, is Carol?
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: Carol's daughter is probably hot?
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my got it? What's yours?
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: My last one is a song that I am not
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: listening to less than ten times in a day, and
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: it has Yes, the main item is the song. However,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: I want to dive in quickly into the fact that,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: like I am such a sucker for marketing. Okay, because
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: it's a song by Rose Now I know, come at me.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: It's fine. No one likes k pop, but that listens
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: to this pod. It's not a K pop song, okay,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: but it's called me okay, and it is so it
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: I'm just a sucker for like a quintessential pop song,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: and like that's just what it is, Like it is
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: the quintessential girly pop song and it kind of gives
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: me love me.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: Like you do Ellie Goulding vibe.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: Oh it's slow. It's like a slower yeah. Yeah, not
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: like a full ballad, but like a slower tempo. But
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: the larger part of that, I've listened to the song
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: probably five times on the way here and five times
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: the way home, Like it's like my only obsession right now.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: But the bigger issue is that now, all of a sudden,
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: I want to see the F one movie because it's
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: from the F one movie. So I watched the music
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: video and it's got splices of the F one movie
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: with Brad Pitt, and I'm like, I need to see
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: this movie now. And I don't see movies, but like
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: now I want to because I like the song. Like,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: explain to me how that works.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know, because I was I was actually getting
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: pissed thing about this earlier. All the shit that I
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: recommend you to watch, and you just watch the most
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: randomselves and you just don't even You're like, I don't
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: care that I would like that, And now you're gonna
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: go see F one because of a song?
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: Like, what the hell? But that soundtrack looks lit? Did
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: you see everyone that's on the soundtrack?
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: I don't even know what this is.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: Oh so?
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: Doja Cat had a song come out with Don Tolliver.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: This was like two or three weeks ago. Okay, off
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: the album Insane. Other people on this uh?
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: Who lose Hamilton?
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: Yes, Dom Dalla Ed Shearon has a song. Tate McRae
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: has a song on it. Oh shit, Roddy Rich Ray,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: Chris Stapleton, Mike Towers, Tiesto and Sexy Red Madison Beer.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: Like this soundtrack looks lit. When does this come out?
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: June twenty seventh.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: It's a great cast too.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So now I'm like, wa, I need to go
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: see this movie. I think I don't even know what
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: it is. All I see is like racing in Vegas?
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: Is what like F one?
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: Formula one?
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: Do you know what that is?
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: Is it the car racing? The car as you would
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: call it?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the highest class of worldwide racing for open wheel
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: single seater formula racing cars.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: Like and I want to know what Brad Pitt does
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: in the movie.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: Like, well, he's wearing like a onesie, so I think
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: he's a.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: Driver, and like who are these Kim But oh Kim
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: is a man?
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: Wow Javier bar dam Yeah no, it's a good cat.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: I just love like And I also am like, why
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: out of nowhere does this movie get this big ass soundtrack?
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: Like how do they decide like this movie is gonna
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: be it?
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: Like the Weird?
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think when Brad's your lead, yeah, you know.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: He doesn't do a lot anymore, right, So I feel like,
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: no out a ton oh the same day as the soundtrack?
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, yeah that would make sense.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: Ye baby, all right, Well, speaking of driving, I'm gonna
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: bring it on home. And I know that you feel
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: the same way as I do. But and this is
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: not sponsored.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: I wish it was.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: I have fought to the death with specifically my friend
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: Hillary on this, but like Ways, Yes, I'm a Ways
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: bitch through and through. I don't understand why people don't
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: more people don't use it. I mean, obviously a ton
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: of people use Ways. It's a very popular app, but
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: don't come at me if you use the maps that
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: it comes on your iPhone.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: I already know all I need to know about you.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: You're not even in the conversation.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, Google Maps is a thing, but it is for walking.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, you wait, I.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: Use the Apple Maps for walking. Is that bad?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna You're gonna walk right into a fountain.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: It is the most confusing interface. It is an awful app.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: It is always wrong.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: I do hate how it like randomly decides to start
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: spinning like turning, and you're like, wait, which way you walk?
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: Is it a tornado?
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: So like that shouldn't happen.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: So I use Google Maps for walking, even though I
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: know they have a driving but they're walking.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: To me, is the most accurate for walking.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: But I will say you, I did take your suggestion
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: on this because you turned me on to ways I did.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: You did, and and now it's all I use, and
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: I use it everywhere I go. You found me down
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: bad because I was using the map quest app for
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: my driving.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: What did I.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: No, I don't remember anything. I'm constantly being told I said.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: I remember this like I have the worst memory of
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: big mouth. I'm always talking about stuff.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: You Yeah, you were, you saved me from the apps
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: of that. I was in.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: Map quest.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: Map Quest has an app, and I was using it
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: for an unknown reason. Really wow, Maybe I was just
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: lost and now I found. But this came up over
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: the weekend because I use it if I'm going to pizza,
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: like pizza on Saturday night, I use.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: I'm going to pizza. I use it if I'm going
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: to pizza.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was going to I was driving Mike's family
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: to dinner. Somehow I am always the driver, but then
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: everyone's got a fucking opinion about which way we're going,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: and like, does it.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: Like I'll drive myself, like you can know.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: But his dad, every single time we get in the car,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: he's got to have his GPS on everywhere.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: He's got to have his map on everywhere he goes.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, like I used I use it to
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: and from work every single day. I've driven here for
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: fourteen years. Yes, I know how to get there. However,
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: if there's an accident, if there's a fucking a cop,
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: if there's traffic, it will take me around it. Why
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: am I gonna wait till I'm in it to try
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: to get out of it when I could avoid it?
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: And bitch? This actually I'm gonna take a screenshot this. Oh,
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 3: I hope it's still here in my notifications. Bitch, I
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: got a badge today from Ways Well there.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they give badges all the time.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: But this is the first time I think I got one.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: What really?
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: And it said thank you you did a great job today.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: It's sad it told me I did a good job today. See.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: Sometimes that's all you need to hear. And it doesn't
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: matter who it's from, it's it's It's a great app
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: it really is. And I don't understand why people I
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: know where I'm going and where I'm going, like, I
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: feel like that's there's a level of cockiness in that
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: that you are sticking by because you don't know if
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: there's gonna be a piece of you know, what do
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: they call it in the road?
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: A something's in the road?
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: What are they an objective?
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: Like that you don't know that you don't know if
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: there's a hidden cop. Okay, with all the driving back
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: and forth I do, do you know many times it
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: has avoided me from sitting in city traffic. On my
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: way back to Michigan, I drive through someone's front yard
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: and I shave off myself forty five minutes of traffic.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: Yes, Ways is all And I love my Hillary, I
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: love you, But you always say that it's led you wrong.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: It is never Ways has never led me wrong ever.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: Unless the only time it gets you the only time.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: And I'm not saying this as if there's something better,
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: because there's no better alternative. But if it's like a
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: lot of times, I will get to accidents when they
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: just started right, so it's not reported in the app
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: as bad as it actually is. But then I chalk
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: it up to now, this is my time, right like
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: a user, to spread the knowledge because we are we
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: are crowd sourcing. You know, this is a group effort.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: It's a group project, and now is my time to
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: let let everyone behind me know. I'm blazing the trail
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: and I'm telling you do not come down this trail
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: because there's a car.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: Fliped dover right, And sometimes you got to be the
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: one to look out for other people.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: Pople accept that because I use everyone else's knowledge the
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: majority of the time.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: Hundred you know, cops everything, and we were working together
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: on ways you see little wazers on the road.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: It's a great app.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: And like Jason said before, every drive before whatever, I.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: Need to see what the traffic's going to be like.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: And I don't understand how you sick freaks don't use something.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: She I think might be an Apple Maps person or
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: just like doesn't have She's not loyal to like one
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: of them. But she claims, I don't get that. You know,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: but I but I. She claims that Ways doesn't work
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: has led her astray in certain times, and I just wonder.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: Hill is the user error. I don't understand.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: I won't take this Slanders.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: I don't understand. I love you, Hill, but like I
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: I will say this okay, because no, what are you
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: about to do?
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: So the one thing and again you wouldn't most people
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 3: would not be using it in this fashion, but back
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 3: when I was a DoorDash driver, it would and maybe
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 3: it was how that app interacted with DoorDash. So I'll
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: put it on DoorDash as well. But when you click
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: on the address from the door dash app, it opens up.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: You can set what GPS app you wanted to open up.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: You can't.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: So I when I converted to Ways, I was like,
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: I'm doing Ways right, and it would get you on
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: the street and then it'd be like you arrived, and
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 3: it wouldn't tell you which house it is. It would
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: just put you on the street. And then I'd be
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: like shit, like which.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: And does it not give you the numbers? Or you're
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: saying you got there too fast and it just says
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: you arrived.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 3: No, it says like like for some reason, it would
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: pull the street and send you to the street, but
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: it so would put you on sixty seventh Court whatever, right,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: But it wouldn't. It wouldn't pull the actual house number
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 3: from the app, so I would just end up in
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: the middle of the street and it'd be like you're there,
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: and I'm like the fuck. So I had to turn
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: it back to Google Maps or no Apple Maps because
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: that was more compatible. I think it's a doordashir.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if I had to say anything.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: And speaking of iPhones, this is my crash out. Whoever
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: designed the new email you don't use the email app
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: in your do whoever designed that Wait, why should be
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: fired because.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: You don't like the groupings?
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: No, because I'll tell you exactly why.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: No, I don't you know why, because they just converted
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: me to this new interface and for weeks I it
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: was all my primary primary should be everything. Okay, No,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: there should okay, fine, there should be a section for everything.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, there should be an option to see everything.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: So for weeks, I'm thinking I haven't gotten new emails.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: Click on the shopping, car, transactions, updates, promotions.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: Who asked you? That's what our little flags are for.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: Who as you to group my shit with?
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: No all?
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do agree with you. There should be an all.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: But I do like the groupings because I look at
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 3: primary once a day because I'm like, oh wait, that's
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: probably the important.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: Shit, right, How did they decide what's important?
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 3: Because there is some shit in there that is not
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: giving important, it's giving sk yeah, And I'm like okay.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: And then once a day, maybe twice a day, I
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 3: go through all my other folders or whatever groupings, and
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: I'll like scroll through and make sure there's nothing I missed,
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: and then.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: Hit all and read girl, like, why okay, here's my primary?
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: Like Venmo is showing up. Somebody paid me on Venmo. Okay,
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: but that's not under transactions. That's under primary. Who decided that?
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: Okay? And then we go over.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: To transa like if I have a package at my building,
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: that's primary Okay. If somebody's sending me tickets on ticket Master,
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: that's primary. Okay, I want to go to the show tonight. Okay,
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: I'm pissed off.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: Who asked you to do that?
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: What is this all mail? Oh my god?
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 3: Oh is there? Oh my god?
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: Is there an all mail? We hold on? How did
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: we get here?
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: See where did it go? It's gone again? It just
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: somehow got to all mail. I'm on promotion special offers.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: Where is it? See? Now it's disappeared. You know you're
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: bad at your job. I'm really upset. I don't know.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: There wasn't all mail and now it's gone, so I.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: Don't I'm really upset about it.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I didn't like that they didn't consult us.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: I don't. I like the I don't like that I
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: just woke up and it was like that. And also
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 3: it should be easier, like go through a training phase, right,
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: be like, okay, would you consider this primary? Right? Like
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: give me a week where I get to choose and
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 3: then you can, you know, follow my rules and like
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: put stuff where I want to put stuff?
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or fucking add the folders, make them blank and
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: let me you know, side or whatever. Put like, don't
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: do that for me, Like I you that is, you're
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: you're messing with people's livelihoods. Okay, yeah, true.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: My crash out is and it actually caused a crash
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: this week. Was is whirlybirds in lawn care? I hate it?
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: Separate like no, like together, like whirlybirds. Like the things
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: that fall from the trees, the little tree saplings. Yeah,
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: like the little tree seeds that fall off the trees.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: Is this like where you're talking like a grandma again?
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: No, whirlybird trees, whirly bird trees tree what I don't
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 3: know what the name of them is.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: It's a helicopter.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, yeah, a helicopter. I don't like them. Refer
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: to the winged seeds or samaras are produced by maple
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 3: trees and other trees like elm and ash.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, I know what these are. We do not call
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: them wary birds I'm from.
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  Speaker 3: We call them whirlybirds.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, you hate them and I.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: Hate them because all we have is trees. I came
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 3: home on Thursday, the entire backyard and when I'm not
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: even fucking joking you, you could not see grass, You
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 3: could not see the pond. You cannot see water. It
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 3: was just it looked like snow, but it was whirlybirds,
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 3: and I was like, what the actual fuck is going on?
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: So I had to like, Mike wasn't home yet, so
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 3: I had to grab a fucking net as if I
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 3: was a pool boy and had to get all them
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: out of the fucking pond because they're getting sucked up
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 3: in the fucking pipes and they're gonna clog all the
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: water that's going everywhere. So I'm like trying to do this.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 3: Then the pump for the whole thing turns off, so
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: I had to call him and ask him how to
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 3: do it. He's not very good with directions, and I
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: don't know. He's got levers and latches and hoses and
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: he's like, turn the green one, put the rep doing
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 3: fucking twister bop it fucking trying to figure out how
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: to fucking turn the thing back on. Then then flash
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: fast forward to fucking Sunday, because now we have the
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: whole day to fucking pick up the yard. Bitch. I
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 3: worked out there for nine hours picking up these fucking shit,
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 3: cutting the grass, doing this whatever, And I finally said
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: to myself, if I ever had the choice to make
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: different choices in my life.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: If I ever had the choice to make different choices.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 3: If I could go back, I would never live to
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: two options I see one. I would not live in
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: a fucking house. I would live in an apartment, in
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: a condo, in a town home, something with an h OA.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: Why don't have to fucking do shit? Okay, I don't
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: get home ownership. I don't find an accomplishment in it.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: I think it's great when you own a home, kudos
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 3: to you. Not a goal of mine. I don't care.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: I don't want property. I don't want a home.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 4: For why. For what?
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 3: The washer's broken right now? The little knob all I
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 3: can wash on is normal, Thank got it stuck on
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 3: normal and not fucking whatever the fuck else is on there.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: But Mike's like, oh, we can still use it on normal. No,
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 3: it's broken. So when I have to wash betting, I
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: can't go to the bedding thing. I have to do
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 3: it on normal. And when I have to wash this dirty, crusty,
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 3: fucking work close, I have to wash it twice on
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 3: normal because I can't do heavy, because I can't turn
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: the fucking knob like it's shit like that, that's like,
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 3: why do people want this? Like I don't want this.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 3: This is not i'd like, there's not one aspiration in
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: me to want your own home, like I don't. All
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: you do is spend money on it or have to
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 3: work to maintain.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: It just for the goal of like when you eventually
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: sell it, if you even make it to the point
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: where you want to sell it or can sell.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 3: It right only, like Mike, you're making us do this.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: You are going to die in this house, okay home,
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 3: and no one no one's gonna like it does not
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 3: gonna matter to you how nice the house is, because
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 3: you're gonna be dead, okay, Like so like I don't care,
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 3: and I think I talked about this a couple episodes ago.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: There are two fucking people types of people in this world, Okay,
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 3: one who thinks they can do everything they're fucking selves
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 3: no matter what the task. Just because you're able to
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 3: doesn't mean you should. Okay, we don't need to do
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 3: everything ourselves. That's why there are long care services. That's
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 3: why there are people that you can hire to clean
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 3: your house. That's why there are washing machine repair man
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 3: okay that.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: Can come repair man and.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 3: Fake shit just because you think you may know how
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 3: to do it doesn't mean you have to write. Like,
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: I grew up in a household. We were not rich. However,
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 3: if my parents didn't feel like fucking cutting the grass
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 3: in the summer because it's ninety degrees June, July and August,
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 3: they're hiring a fucking lawn.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: Service, right, okay, right, okay.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: Not in that family, No, no, no, no, sir, We're
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 3: out there nine to ten hours a day picking up
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 3: the lawn.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: I think your real issue is with that whirlybird you're
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: dating making you do up.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 3: He's crazy.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: I mean he made you have the he made you.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 3: He makes more work for himself and then bitches about
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 3: the work he has to do.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, Like nine hours is nuts, Like all day
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: up to sundown. No, I'd be back with my parents
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: if that was my option.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 3: Like, I like, I'm like, bro, like, we don't like
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 3: and then if I don't help, you're lazy right now,
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 3: I'm lazy.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. No, you work.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: You work very hard, and that is lost on some
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: people that make you do nine.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 3: Hours whirlybirds all day Sunday.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: Right, and you definitely sounds like could use some time.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 3: I thought about taking tomorrow off work, but not telling
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 3: him like I would still leave at four a m.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 3: Wait for him to leave at seven thirty and then
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 3: go back home.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that's hysterical.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 2: That's a good topic. That's hysterical. Well, i'm gonna.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: I just crashed out again.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm gonna let you go.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: Hopefully you can have a minute of peace before you
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: have to go home and do yard work.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 3: If you made it this far, just send me a
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 3: DM with a heart.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, I love you. I'm scared to you.