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Phone Tap: Stop Calling Me · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. Think of how many
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  Speaker 1: scam likely calls you get to your phone every single day? Now?
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  Speaker 1: It is crazy and annoying. But what can you really
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  Speaker 1: do about it? Like block them? Yeah, you try, but
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  Speaker 1: then they always use a new number auto generates it,
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  Speaker 1: and when you do that, it's not very satisfying either.
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  Speaker 1: I guess if you're Brook, you can purchase the entire
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  Speaker 1: cell phone carrier and discontinue their service. That a couple
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  Speaker 1: of times and it still doesn't work. Yeah. But there's
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  Speaker 1: one guy who's apparently been telling all his friends that
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  Speaker 1: he wants to answer one of those scammers and tell
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  Speaker 1: them off over the phone. Only problem is his friends
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  Speaker 1: reached out to me first, so I'm about to beat
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  Speaker 1: him to the punch. It's your phone tap right now?
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  Speaker 1: Twenty Hello, y, who's this? This is John? Who's this? Well,
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  Speaker 1: this is Mark? But can you please take me off
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  Speaker 1: of your call? List. I'm sick of getting all your
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  Speaker 1: off of my call list. You called me. No, I'm
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  Speaker 1: calling you because you called me, and I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what you're trying to sell me or what sort of
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  Speaker 1: scam you're trying to run on me, but I'm done
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  Speaker 1: with it. Please don't call me. I assure you I
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  Speaker 1: won't call you again. Don't call me again. No, I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you. Don't act like you're the one that's the
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  Speaker 1: victim here. Listen, Jim, John Bill, whatever your name is,
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  Speaker 1: it's Mark with a queue. I don't act like that's
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  Speaker 1: not on your call list. I know you can see it.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, it's Mark with a que. That being said,
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  Speaker 1: I get a million calls a day from people I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of you. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm My car warranty is totally fine. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: your I don't want your car warranty. Don't try and
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  Speaker 1: sell me a warranty on cars. I a bike. You're
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  Speaker 1: not listening to me. I'm listening. I am not selling anything.
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  Speaker 1: I am not buying anything. You called me. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: called you to tell you that I'm not gonna buy
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  Speaker 1: any of your stuff. I don't have stuff. I don't
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  Speaker 1: have any stuff well whatever things items. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what it is stuff. It's just I don't want it. Okay, great,
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  Speaker 1: please leave me alone. We finally agree on something. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I don't call me anymore. I won't call you anymore.
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  Speaker 1: No problem. No, you don't call me first, and then
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  Speaker 1: I won't call you. Don't make me call you first.
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  Speaker 1: You called me. No, you called me first, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: calling back to let you know. Don't call me. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you I didn't call you. You better not
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  Speaker 1: call me again. Okay, does this make you feel good? John?
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  Speaker 1: You're just confusing the crap out of me. Fine, I'll
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  Speaker 1: buy something than God, you are making me crazy. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not selling anything. I already told you that twice. Fine,
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  Speaker 1: I'll buy four of them. Then I don't have anything
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  Speaker 1: to sell. Whatever takes to get you off the fricking phone.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I have something dumb to sell you. I
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  Speaker 1: would sell you ten of them right now, but again,
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  Speaker 1: I have nothing to sell. You are confusing yourself. You
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  Speaker 1: are an idiot. Okay, You're obviously really really good at this,
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  Speaker 1: because now I'm just willing to buy whatever it is. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: my god, your conditioners, two car policies. I have nothing
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  Speaker 1: to sell you, lunatic. Okay, fine, what do you want
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  Speaker 1: to buy from me? There's nothing you can possibly be
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  Speaker 1: selling that I would want to buy. I want to
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  Speaker 1: be off the phone. Okay, how about one prank phone call?
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  Speaker 1: What I'll give you one prank phone call for free.
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  Speaker 1: I can't shut up until I tell you. This is
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  Speaker 1: jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you. God. Yeah, your friend Jane says
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  Speaker 1: you've been complaining to her NonStop, saying, Oh, I'm getting
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  Speaker 1: a million calls from random people and I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 1: one of these idiots off my God, and you wanted
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  Speaker 1: me to be one of those idiots. Are you kidding me? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm literally kidding you. That's how pranks work. Like flip
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  Speaker 1: it out. If you weren't getting pissed, I was getting pissed.
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  Speaker 1: You're stuck gonna make me pissed again. You're making me pissed.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna hang up on you. You care, but
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  Speaker 1: you better buy ten of my things first. You better
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  Speaker 1: buy ten of my things first. I'm all in me too, awesome,
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  Speaker 1: what are we disagreeing about I love you. I know,
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  Speaker 1: come on, mates, let's say I love you back. Okay, fine,
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  Speaker 1: I love you. You're weird, Oh my god. Wake up
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