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Phone Tap PODCAST: Uber Hand Party · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Go one eight hundred duy away or go to one
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  Speaker 1: be the difference between a dismiss case or jail time
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  Speaker 1: one eight hundred do you why away? He's another Jubilson
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties to I'm Moving nine point five. Hello, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: is this Renee? Yeah? Hi, Renee. It's Bobby from last night.
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  Speaker 1: You were my uber driver and you brought me home
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  Speaker 1: from the bars. Um. I don't know if I remember you.
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  Speaker 1: I did a lot of driving last night. Are you okay?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? Yeah, no, I'm good. I just first
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  Speaker 1: of all, wanted to thank you for the ride home.
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  Speaker 1: I appreciated that. Oh, totally glad you got home. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: me too. UM. I also wanted to apologize and say
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  Speaker 1: sorry for what I did in your car. What you
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  Speaker 1: did in my car? What do you mean by that?
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  Speaker 1: I'm just I'm embarrassed. So I felt like I should
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  Speaker 1: all apologize. Okay, I need to know what you did
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  Speaker 1: in my car. Oh, I thought you I thought you
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  Speaker 1: would have known. Um, well, you know, when I was
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  Speaker 1: in the backseat, I was kind of hooking up back there,
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  Speaker 1: and I feel guilty about it. Sorry. That you had
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  Speaker 1: to see that, you know. Oh, you know what, don't
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  Speaker 1: worry about it. I give so many rises with so
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  Speaker 1: many people, and people have had a few drinks. Whatever
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  Speaker 1: it happens. You know, people make up in the vaccine
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  Speaker 1: my car all the time, So no worries. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean I didn't really mean anybody out there. It
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  Speaker 1: was just me hooking up with myself. What oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's a real hand party back there. I think it
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  Speaker 1: was the jager bombs and the crisp smell of your
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  Speaker 1: car or freshmener. I don't know. Okay, I don't understand.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me, you actually did that in my car. I
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  Speaker 1: just want to say sorry. So I don't understand why
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  Speaker 1: you're calling me, like I don't need to hear this stuff,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Well, I want to apology.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't It sounds like you didn't notice. My attention
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  Speaker 1: is on the road most of the time. I don't
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  Speaker 1: you didn't hear me. Maybe this is a ring a
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  Speaker 1: bell you Oh my god. Okay, that's enough. Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: have to go. Please don't call me again. Okay, Well, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just curious. Is there any chance you have video
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  Speaker 1: cameras in your car, because I would love to get
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  Speaker 1: a copy of what that experience if you have it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, You're obviously a complete pervert and you're
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  Speaker 1: disgusting and I'm done with this. No, no, I think
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to. I want to. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to watch the video. Okay, I'm gonna hang up now.
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  Speaker 1: I just I really went to town. Okay, I said,
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  Speaker 1: don't call me. No, no, no, don't hang up, don't
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  Speaker 1: hang up. I think I didn't explain myself correctly. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think this is the creepiest thing that I've ever experienced.
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  Speaker 1: I don't need to hear any more details about you
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  Speaker 1: molesting yourself. Well, I just I wanted to know if
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  Speaker 1: you have the video because I don't have any video.
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  Speaker 1: You're not gonna get any video. I just I want
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  Speaker 1: to take myself to court over this because I was
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  Speaker 1: definitely drunk. I don't care. Why are you telling me
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  Speaker 1: this stuff. I don't need to hear this stuffs. I
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  Speaker 1: was also wondering if you'd come to court and be
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  Speaker 1: a witness for me, what is wrong with you? And
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  Speaker 1: then you dropped on your head as a child like
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand what's going on here? Well, you're harassing me? Now?
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  Speaker 1: Well no, no, I was harassing myself and I want
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  Speaker 1: to sue myself over it, and I would appreciate your help.
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  Speaker 1: There's no way I would help you do anything, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't help you with your homework. Hear what I'm saying. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm guessing ride to the grocery stores out of the
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  Speaker 1: question too. Yeah, all right, so take care, I gotta go. Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's just that I told my friend Hector that I
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  Speaker 1: would meet him there, so he's going to be disappoint
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  Speaker 1: a minute, Wait a minute, Hector, Yeah, we were supposed
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  Speaker 1: to have at hand party this afternoon together. So pardon,
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  Speaker 1: huh why are you saying my husband's name? Do you
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  Speaker 1: know my husband? Yeah, he's the guy that put me
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  Speaker 1: up to this, put you up to this? Yeah, because
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  Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the
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  Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you and your husband.
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  Speaker 1: Hector set you up? What, Yeah, it's a joke. Shut
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  Speaker 1: up for real? Yes, shut up. He said you had
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  Speaker 1: a couple making out in your uber last night. I
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  Speaker 1: want to mess with you. Oh oh my gosh, So this,
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  Speaker 1: for real is just a joke. Yes, it's a joke.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. There was no hand parties in your
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  Speaker 1: uber last night, at least not that I know. Who
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  Speaker 1: called her a hand party, that is, anybody who's ever
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  Speaker 1: done it right. Oh my gosh.